Of course, by then, it was too late to drop. So here we are, observing my professor cram seven extra assignments in the last few days of class either because he's lazy or he's seen how low the class grades are and is trying to pump things up (he basically told us to take this online quiz, fail at it, then review it and copy the answers to take it again) before the foreign language department looks it over.
Usually, at this point in the semester, I begin panicking that everyone will find out what a fraud I am. I can typically feel the noose of justice squeezing tighter 'round my throat, ready to close for the kill.
This year? Not so much. I succeeded pretty well at both my writing courses and I suspect I'm not doing too bad in Gandhi's India. It's basically only German that I suck at and I really don't care enough. Maybe I'm just apathetic because of how much I hate Tarquinn.
Anyway, Christmas is coming right up. Do you have any plans? Hanging out with family? Drinking with buddies? Penning various eroticae?
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
What are you getting your loved ones?
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
What are you drinking right now?
What'd you have for dinner?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
Usually, at this point in the semester, I begin panicking that everyone will find out what a fraud I am. I can typically feel the noose of justice squeezing tighter 'round my throat, ready to close for the kill.
That's pretty much how I've felt the last few semesters. This semester is no different 
As for winter break, I return to my shit retail job for the few weeks of break. I'm actually hoping they shaft me on hours because I'm mostly doing it for appeasement.
I have an awesome family though, and I'm looking forward to hanging out with hometown friends, so it won't be totally bleak 
Maybe even a certain New Years roadtrip to see a band, and gamble, and drink. But maybe not too.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
Gydyon is not real.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
Sure
What are you drinking right now?
Water.
All I have in my place is water and some old vodka.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
What are you drinking right now?
My fourth VERY stiff screwdriver. I just had to have my cat put to sleep and I am toasting his memory. Repeatedly. I will continue to do so until the vodka runs out, the OJ runs out, or I pass out.
I have about a squillion Christmas parties to attend, and a well planned seduction to enact. I shall then proceed to ride a fire truck around the neighbourhood and kiss all the girls, tithe beer from all the men, and hand out lollies to the children. I shall then spend Christmas-proper with my family, then go on a road trip with my friends over the new years period.
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
I pretty much have everything I need, so more money and sex.
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Only that I didn't do it all hotter and harder. I had a good year.
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
Hell yes.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
Generally I'm in denial about it until it's really really close, then after some panic on cards and presents and the like, I'll enjoy it immensely.
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
That would be terribly naff.
What are you getting your loved ones?
Don't know yet, I'll figure it out at the last minute.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
I thought he'd already got Black.
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
I suppose that comes as part of the deal, hireling levite that he is--sold out! Giving up his promising career as a perpetual student and confirmed bachelor for lots of money and growing up and actually working for a living and regu...oh. Okay then. Mind you, God Almighty will curse his offspring forever for cavorting with deicidal maniacs.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
I hope so.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
There's nothing we can say or do to Mightion that is even a drop in the self-inflicted misery that is his life. But hey, why not?
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
Who?
What are you drinking right now?
Water.
What'd you have for dinner?
KFC.
I dunno exactly what's going on. I know my wife is working and making triple time, which is cool.
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
Nothing. When you're an adult, you stop fucking caring so much about phat X-mas loots.
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Not being able to travel to Europe. What with the horrendous exchange rate, I don't think I'll be able to afford to travel to the good ol' EU for a long time.
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
I'd say so.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
I look forward to them, but I look forward to the long days of summer more. The cold weather is so goddamned annoying.
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
Hanukkah, of course!
What are you getting your loved ones?
Good presents. Spending more money than I probably should on them.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
Well, they're both in the grips of crushing poverty (yet can somehow afford a $5000+ video game budget), so I imagine he'll get him something simple, yet heartfelt. Then they'll fuck in the ass a lot.
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
Wait, my wife's Jewish? Uh oh.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
No, I don't think he will. I'm fairly sure he has the contact info of anyone he'd care to talk to, and therefore will ignore the rest of us.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
Who's 'we'?
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
Not really, no.
What are you drinking right now?
Glass of water.
What'd you have for dinner?
Chili. It was excellent. Tonight it's tacos.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:Anyway, Christmas is coming right up. Do you have any plans? Hanging out with family? Drinking with buddies? Penning various eroticae? - Drinking to excess as per usual.
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special? - Rock Band
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions? - I passed out in the shower after drinking heavily.
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005? - I'd say so.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer? - Yeah, I don't much care for summer.
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas? - New Years duh.
What are you getting your loved ones? - CDs and DVDs mostly.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black? - Probably nothing. They don't much seem the giving type.
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children! -
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going? - No, probably not.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present? - No, definitely not.
Do you find George Lopez at all funny? - No.
What are you drinking right now? - Nothing. Had a glass of water earlier.
What'd you have for dinner? - Most of a pizza and some chinese food.
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Callalron attempted to be funny by writing:
My fourth VERY stiff screwdriver. I just had to have my cat put to sleep and I am toasting his memory. Repeatedly. I will continue to do so until the vodka runs out, the OJ runs out, or I pass out.
Sorry to hear that man.
How is everything else in life treating ya?
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Pvednes had this to say about Pirotess:
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?Generally I'm in denial about it until it's really really close, then after some panic on cards and presents and the like, I'll enjoy it immensely.
Wait, what? Isn't the holidays the same as summer down under? Just how do your people celebrate the holidays in your speedos and bikinis? There's no winter wonderland, no frosty the snowman, and the sun doesn't set at 4pm!
Family
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
Nothing really.
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
My biggest regret is probably majoring in economics and finance when in reality I've never had any interest in either but because I'm so afraid that I'll end up jobless and alone that I picked the token "most employable" majors.
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
Yes.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
I'd say I look forward to them both equally. The Holidays kind of lost their luster when I was 8.
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
New Years.
What are you getting your loved ones?
My mother is getting what she asked for, a college decal for her car. I dont know what to get my father, or my brother. I'm planning on giving my girlfriend something really cheasy and romantic.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
Probably a hamster.
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
I'm glad he found someone that he can truely adore.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
No, I don't think he will. I'm fairly sure he has the contact info of anyone he'd care to talk to, and therefore will ignore the rest of us.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
I just dont see the point of holding grudges with someone that blissfully ignorant of sex.
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
Nope.
What are you drinking right now?
Tang, its a kick in the glass. I love college.
What'd you have for dinner?
Gumbo. College dining hall gumbo. My asshole hurts
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
A wii. *_*
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Not doing better in math. :x
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
Not really.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
Once I'm done shopping for people it's my favorite time of the year. =)
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
Hanukkah. QQ
What are you getting your loved ones?
Let's see. I got my mom a heated blanket and some slippers. I got my dad a gift card to best buy. I got my brother Halo 3. I got my friends various assortments of games and dvds. I got my dog a new bandanna to look pretty in.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
A present.
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
No I did not know that. Happy holidays to him and his jewish wife.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
Maybe.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
Yeah, sure.
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
Not really.
What are you drinking right now?
Dr. Pepper
What'd you have for dinner?
Haven't eaten yet.
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
That I actually will be getting my BS degree in the mail from SDSU, outside that, I hope to be getting a new full time position.
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Hmmm biggest regret, not spending enough time on school work, Actual work just was in the way for some of it.
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
2007 was alot better than last year, Hell I got a pay raise and a chance at a fulltime position, I can't feel much better otherwise.
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
There is no winter, only a chance of rain and maybe some frost if we're lucky... normally I looks foreward to any weather outside of sunny.
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
That I have worked in one place for 3 full years.
What are you getting your loved ones?
Girlfriend wanted a cloak, getting mom a giftcard for something, not sure what else.
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
A mold of his penis?
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
He's an alright guy, so not supprised.
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
Probability, 90% he might think about it, 50% sitting infront of the computer, and only 25% for actually typing it us for us.
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
For a month or so >.>
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
who?
What are you drinking right now?
Gatorade Fruit punch on one side, Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi on the other.
What'd you have for dinner?
I'm not sure what i'll eat tonight, seeing as there's only a little to eat in the house, may make a pastrami sandwich, might go out.
I may buy a new computer with Birthday and Christmas money. I'm not sure, but I really want to play TF2.
I still feel bad about puking in Sam's truck. I think that's my only regret.
2007 has been a fantastic year. Better than the previous two.
I'm drinking water at the moment. I plan to have a steak for dinner. I don't find George Lopez to be very funny.
I hate foreign language requirements too.
I have no idea what I'm going to do for Christmas.
The rest of your questions are dumb.
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Alidane had this to say about dark elf butts:
A day away from my last demo and my last final of college. Provided I don't fail horribly and ruin all of my well-laid plans. That would suck.
Gratz, and luck be with you on your finals.
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Timpofee had this to say about Tron:
Sorry to hear that man.
How is everything else in life treating ya?
Other than that, not too bad.
Job's about the same, Mikey is growing up and walking everywhere. He's getting to be quite the independent young man. Elena's working and going to school still. Hoping just one or two more classes for her degree.
How's by you?
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Verily, Vernaltemptress doth proclaim:
Wait, what? Isn't the holidays the same as summer down under? Just how do your people celebrate the holidays in your speedos and bikinis? There's no winter wonderland, no frosty the snowman, and the sun doesn't set at 4pm!
Yes, it is summer, and it is blisteringly hot.
What are you holding out for for Christmas? Anything special?
I'd really like some of those Peruvian-like alpaca hats and also cashmere sweaters.
What is your biggest regret of the year? Anything to beg to God for absolution or just minor infractions?
Nope, did pretty good
Was 2007 better than your 2006 or 2005?
Yes - finished high school, went to Hawaii, started college etc
Do you typically look forward to the Holidays? More than you do summer?
Of the two seasons I prefer summer. I like winter in Phoenix but not so much winter in DC. D:
Will you be celebrating anything other than Christmas?
New Year's, Chanukkah, my birthday, Kyle's birthday
What do you think Sean is going to get Black?
Probably music video game accessories or some other kind of faggotry
Did you know Karnaj's wife is a Jew? How do you think he comes to terms with that at night? Did you ever think that Karnaj would even get married? I would not let him near my children!
D:
Do you suspect Gydyon will show up to tell us how his holidays are going?
I hope so!
Should we ease off of Mightion for a Christmas present?
Sho
Do you find George Lopez at all funny?
Sometimes
What are you drinking right now?
Water from a Brita filter. Dear lord the water here is vile
What'd you have for dinner? Lazzay fucked around with this message on 12-05-2007 at 10:44 PM.
A vegetarian Chipotle burrito
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Maradon! got served! Maradon! got served!
Word on the street is that jews have teeth in their vaginas.
I'll let you know when I consummate the marriage!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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x--KarnajO-('-'Q) :
I'll let you know when I consummate the marriage!
wait, you haven't?
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Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I'll let you know when I consummate the marriage!
So, if there's teeth down there, does that make it oral sex too? So basically it'd all be oral sex unless you PIITB.
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Maradon! screamed this from the crapper:
wait, you haven't?
Yes, that would be the joke there: I've been married for a year and half and still haven't had sex. *cockpalm*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
wait, you haven't?
Don't you know what marriage is? It's an agreement that Karnaj can no longer rape you.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Now I need to find something para mi padre.
i r cheap.
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Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
What'd you guys get for your family members? I went to Defenders.org and adopted a Penguin, an Elephant and a Beluga whale for my sister, mom and sister, respectively.Now I need to find something para mi padre.
Penguin, Elephant, and Beluga Whale meat?
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Greenlit had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
but tbh i'm not a giving type of person
i always pegged you for the reciever
