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Topic: I officially have a stalker.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 02:27:09 AM
I just found out my ex girlfriend has been hacking into my new email account that I made after we broke up(because I know she's a psycho bitch) and deleting any email from girls. And then on top of that, taking their email addresses and emailing them to harass them.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Gadani
U
posted 11-12-2007 02:27:56 AM
Your title is out of date.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 02:28:35 AM
quote:
Gadani wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Your title is out of date.

My color blindedness is never out of date.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 11-12-2007 02:43:24 AM
Why haven't you beaten her within an inch of her life?
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-12-2007 03:49:08 AM
quote:
Mooj posted

Why haven't you beaten her within an inch of her life?


With your penis.

Maradon!
posted 11-12-2007 07:23:16 AM
Way to have an easily guessable password.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 08:34:57 AM
So this is like the time you moved to Mexico, right?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 08:49:59 AM
quote:
Karnaj wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
So this is like the time you moved to Mexico, right?

No, I really do have a stalker. And I forgot who's fault that Mexico thing was, but it avalanched out of control really easily!

And I didn't have an easily guessable password, Maradon. In fact, it was totally random and made no sense what so ever. The way I figure it happened was that she knew the password to a secondary email address("why can't I look at your email DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE" so I gave her that password to make it look like I was giving her my email address password, when it was just an email address that I only used to sign up for stuff that is likely to send spam). I also happened to use that email address as the secondary email address when I signed up for my primary one. I also did all this when I was like 14 and didn't know any better, so the answer to my security question was the real answer. Which she knew. So she used the password retrieval to get my password sent to the junk email she knew the password for, and then deleted that email so I wouldn't know and had been signing into my main account for like a week.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-12-2007 08:51:57 AM
is she hot snoota
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 08:59:34 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan spewed forth this undeniable truth:
is she hot snoota

I work in a nightclub, son. I don't fucks with no skanks.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 09:01:24 AM
I just realized in my original post I said it was my new email address. It wasn't! So now my post about how she did it makes sense.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-12-2007 09:05:00 AM
So what's the problem
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-12-2007 09:06:24 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
So what's the problem

She's fucking crazy.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-12-2007 09:07:57 AM
She's probably hardcore into D/s, so just beat the shit out of her until she obeys you unquestioningly, like I did with half the boards.
Greenlit
posted 11-12-2007 09:10:08 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke had this to say about dark elf butts:
And I forgot who's fault that Mexico thing was, but it avalanched out of control really easily!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 09:11:32 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got served! Mr. Parcelan got served!
She's probably hardcore into D/s, so just beat the shit out of her until she obeys you unquestioningly, like I did with half the boards.

So, do you have a girlfriend? We never talk anymore.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-12-2007 09:14:54 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
So, do you have a girlfriend? We never talk anymore.

I've had a few over the past two years or so.

First one's father threatened to kill me on numerous occasions.

Second one accused me of doing inappropriate things to her after doing something mutually inappropriate.

Third one accused me of privately hating her after I didn't see her for a week because of a stomach virus.

Ha ha ha ha, I feel as though I could write a book on why my experiences are always cooler than yours, you job-loving, no-god-fearing Jewbride.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 09:36:00 AM
Perhaps, but I wake up every morning exceedingly happy. Therefore, I win.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-12-2007 04:07:50 PM
A fortune teller told me I would marry my highschool sweetheart in college (because she would end up in the same college as me) after we had broken up and were no longer speaking. Then by complete coincidence we ended up going to the same college. Now we're dating.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 04:27:30 PM
You know what a fortune teller told me once? Nothing, because I wouldn't even visit one for free.

Also, this is all a work. Snoota never breaks kayfabe.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 11-12-2007 07:03:21 PM
A fortune teller once told me that I would soon regret an extremely unwise financial investment and then I realized I'd paid her five bucks to tell me that and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!

forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-12-2007 07:18:46 PM
quote:
Fwd: Maradon said
A fortune teller once told me that I would soon regret an extremely unwise financial investment and then I realized I'd paid her five bucks to tell me that and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!

forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck


Demos
Pancake
posted 11-12-2007 07:20:29 PM
quote:
Maradon! enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
A fortune teller once told me that I would soon regret an extremely unwise financial investment and then I realized I'd paid her five bucks to tell me that and IT CAME TRUE!!!!!!!!!

forward this to 7 friends or you will have seven years bad luck


"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Zair
The Imp
posted 11-12-2007 07:32:34 PM
A fortune cookie one told me "You have a deep appreciation of the arts."

That's not a fortune.

Alaan
posted 11-13-2007 01:52:09 AM
YOTC got a fortune cookie that said "The fortune you are looking for is in another cookie."
Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 11-13-2007 04:52:53 AM
We dont talk to fortune tellers anymore...

Bad things happen when you talk to fortune tellers.

Very bad things.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-13-2007 11:07:44 AM
I was once killed by a fortune teller..
TRUE STORY!!
Greenlit
posted 11-13-2007 07:49:49 PM
What could possibly make you think that is funny
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-13-2007 10:34:58 PM
quote:
Greenlit impressed everyone with:
What could possibly make you think that is funny

Monty Python, I'm guessing.

Ares
posted 11-13-2007 11:30:37 PM
IT WAS ME.

Just kidding. That's pretty scary. Though, I could see my ex doing the same thing.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-14-2007 05:50:05 AM
quote:
Ares probably says this to all the girls:
IT WAS ME.

I wish.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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