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Authorities said the 29-year pitcher had a blood content of nearly twice the legal limit for alcohol in his system when he crashed into the back of the tow truck. He was also speeding, using a cell phone and wasn't wearing a seat belt, Police Chief Joe Mokwa said after the accident. Marijuana also was found in the SUV.
Defense attorneys will engage in fistfights to determine who is allowed to ride this one all the way to the bank.
When I first saw this thread, I thought it would be about a certain feisty Florida lawyer who has decided to threaten Microsoft, of all people.
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Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Demos absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Obviously the car maker should be sued for not installing mandatory breathalyzers attached to the ignition.
Don't laugh--that's been suggested seriously in several places.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Demos wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
...that some dumbass would use this dumbass's dumbassery to legitimize their own agendas
Welcome to politics.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Callalron had this to say about Tron:
They've brought it to whole new level there in the People's Republic, but California is hardly the only place.
What I meant was more in the vein that I thought California was the only place where stupidity was in the air and, possibly, the ground water. I stopped wondering a while ago why I have such frequent moments of utter stupidity.
Edit: i r spell gud Damnati fucked around with this message on 05-28-2007 at 11:43 PM.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Greenlit obviously shouldn't have said:
Defense attorneys will engage in fistfights to determine who is allowed to ride this one all the way to the bank.
I read in the paper the other day that his family are suing the driver of the car that broke down and was on the side of the road that he hit. =\
