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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-25-2006 02:18:37 AM
First break since college started--it's nice to have actual internet again. So far I've lost about ten pounds, a car, and have a four-point for the first time in my life. The Church has been doing its best to sway me over, and I actually enjoy poetry now.

Have I missed anything interesting while off in the woods of New Hampshire?

Cthulhu_Spawn
Pancake
posted 11-25-2006 09:40:15 AM
Welcome back. How are the woods in New Hampshire?
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 11-25-2006 01:26:07 PM
quote:
Verily, Vorbis doth proclaim:
First break since college started--it's nice to have actual internet again. So far I've lost about ten pounds, a car, and have a four-point for the first time in my life. The Church has been doing its best to sway me over, and I actually enjoy poetry now.

Have I missed anything interesting while off in the woods of New Hampshire?


Weird - most people I've talked to said that they gained weight their first year at school, especially if they were living on campus.

I don't think you've missed anything big. Sorry.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-25-2006 01:41:51 PM
quote:
Arttemis had this to say about Pirotess:
Weird - most people I've talked to said that they gained weight their first year at school, especially if they were living on campus.

I don't think you've missed anything big. Sorry.


All I can figure is that I've finally hit puberty and that's why I'm slimming down. About damn time.


Turns out a couple from my high school is having a Mormon shotgun wedding today, and I'm obligated to go.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 11-25-2006 01:48:08 PM
quote:
Vorbis Model 2000 was programmed to say:
All I can figure is that I've finally hit puberty and that's why I'm slimming down. About damn time.


Turns out a couple from my high school is having a Mormon shotgun wedding today, and I'm obligated to go.


You're also obligated to bring a bottle of something in a brown paper bag and take hits off it every now and again. Do it for the children.

Suddar
posted 11-26-2006 01:05:54 PM
I just got to Georgia the other day.

yay

I haven't done anything though. Except eat.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-26-2006 02:14:18 PM
Why the testicles don't you have an internet connection at school? Are you majoring in animal husbandry?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-26-2006 02:16:37 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Karnaj gently hums:
Are you majoring in animal husbandry?

They have that? I thought it was only a civil ceremony!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-26-2006 02:20:38 PM
If you can make it squeal, then you can marry it.

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 11-26-2006 at 02:29 PM.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-27-2006 01:58:38 AM
There goes my dream to marry a jellyfish.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-27-2006 01:18:13 PM
I preorder Lost Eden. Other than that, nothing much.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-27-2006 02:36:32 PM
quote:
Tarquinn startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
There goes my dream to marry a jellyfish.

It stings so good!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 11-27-2006 04:29:36 PM
im sorry you lost your car but at least you are turning into a hippy, that should be fun.
Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-27-2006 11:21:29 PM
quote:
How much Karnaj can a Karnaj-chuck chuck?
Why the testicles don't you have an internet connection at school? Are you majoring in animal husbandry?

upon consideration of this question and comparing it to my activities when I was in college, I think I probably would have REALLY benefitted from not having an internet connection.

Therefore, I don't blame him if he chose that.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 12-01-2006 04:10:17 AM
quote:
Tarquinn said this, then charged the door while shouting "CHONGO LONGO!":
There goes my dream to marry a jellyfish.

All those arms are good for cuddling, but...




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 12-01-2006 03:00:23 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Gunslinger Moogle absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
All those arms are good for cuddling, but...

Tailor made for Karnaj. Ouch!

That's a pretty funny set of cartoons.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-01-2006 03:08:46 PM
Some of those are pretty funny.

I am Legend..

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-01-2006 03:11:41 PM
[Borat]After my wife give me fist romance, my anoos hang loose like mouth of large dog.[/Borat]
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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