What if Uwe Boll directed your favorite movies?

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Almond

Intellectual Socialist

posted 09-26-2006 10:04:23 PM

One of my favorite genre's is alternitive history's or what if's. Assume the script is cannon but instead of the orginal director of your favorite movie Mr Boll took charge.

How would it be different with his vision?

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Mr. Gainsborough

posted 09-26-2006 10:05:32 PM

shut up kennatsu

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Blackened

posted 09-26-2006 10:05:47 PM

Hey I'm off your ignore list! Better fix that

Shut up and get banned again.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.

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Skaw

posted 09-26-2006 10:06:09 PM

quote:
Mr. Gainsborough wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
shut up kennatsu

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Sean

posted 09-26-2006 10:06:24 PM

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FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK. It's not your fault, Blackened.
Hey I'm off your ignore list! Better fix that
Shut up and get banned again.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.
It's not something people hear about.

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Almond

Intellectual Socialist

posted 09-26-2006 10:12:22 PM

quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Captain Planet:
shut up kennatsu

Huh?

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Blackened

posted 09-26-2006 10:15:11 PM

Mission accomplished.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.

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Densetsu

NOT DRYSART

posted 09-27-2006 12:14:17 AM

quote:
Tribute? You steal men's Almonds, and make them your slaves!
One of my favorite genre's is alternitive history's or what if's. Assume the script is cannon but instead of the orginal director of your favorite movie Mr Boll took charge.
How would it be different with his vision?

Dear lord, go back to second grade English class please.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 09-27-2006 01:34:43 AM

I would not mind, because by definition, it would be my favourite movie(s).

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Mooj

Scorned Fanboy

posted 09-27-2006 03:25:00 AM

How is this thread not rated total crap?

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 09-27-2006 03:33:55 AM

Laziness, I guess.

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Vorago

A completely different kind of Buckethead

posted 09-27-2006 04:08:05 AM

quote:
Almond had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Huh?

Kenn is (in)famous for posting tons of random threads asking hypothetical questions about the most random subjects possible

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 09-27-2006 05:38:52 AM

quote:
Vorago thought about the meaning of life:
Kenn is a dangerously retarded individual who tries to justify his existance by bothering everyone

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Almond

Intellectual Socialist

posted 09-27-2006 06:44:58 AM

Oh, it seemed like a good idea at the time. He's in the news and you guys are all creative that way. I thought you would be posting strange versions of Lord of the rings and such.

Sorry.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 09-27-2006 07:20:25 AM

Good effort, tho