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Topic: ITT, we challenge
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-03-2005 05:44:26 PM
I challenge Parcelan to pistols at dawn

I challenge Tarquinn to swords at noon

I challenge Deth to chess at dusk

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-03-2005 05:45:20 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Bajah wrote:
I challenge Parcelan to pistols at dawn

I challenge Tarquinn to swords at noon

I challenge Deth to chess at dusk


Poor Deth will be waiting a long time if you don't survive the first two.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-03-2005 05:46:41 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Katrinity scored a straight 1 with:
Poor Deth will be waiting a long time if you don't survive the first two.

Are you kidding? Devil May Cry is a game about ME, you know. Sword and pistols are my bread and butter! I make a mean slice of toast.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-03-2005 05:49:02 PM
I challenge!
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-03-2005 05:49:57 PM
I challenge all popular opinion.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-03-2005 05:50:51 PM
quote:
Bajah's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Are you kidding? Devil May Cry is a game about ME, you know.

So you're an 80's glam rocker reject with an Oedipus complex rivaling that of Sephiroth?

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-03-2005 05:52:17 PM
quote:
This is what Sakkra is doing. This is what I want Sakkra to do :

So you're an 80's glam rocker reject with an Oedipus complex rivaling that of Sephiroth?


Well, they had to 'umph' things up a bit to get it to sell. I mean who'd want to control a balding white Texan guy with a mean-streak a mile wide and a smirk that kills prairie dogs in their tracks?

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-03-2005 05:54:14 PM
I'm EA. I challenge everything.
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-03-2005 05:56:40 PM
I would say I challenge my customers, but most of them are already challenged.
Grunt
Pancake
posted 03-03-2005 05:58:06 PM
A faint rumbling shakes the discussion forum; nervous glances are cast around as the shaking causes glasses to rattle, furniture to shake and pictures to clatter against the wall. Slowly, the rumbling grows steadily louder, larger and fiercer, causing the aforementioned articles to tumble off of their cozy places on the shelves and walls.

In an explosion of rubble and drywall, a massive semi-truck blows through the wall, laying waste to all in its path, including the purple tophatted Texan. It doesn't stop until all sixteen wheels cruise over his bruised and battered body, where it finally crashes to a violent stop at the other wall.

A portly prairie dog lunges from the cab of the truck, an old-fashioned six-shooter in his paw. Roaring, he stands over the Texan and unloads his pistol into his opponent's face, then reloads and goes at it once more.

Finally, he pours a bottle of premium malt scotch over Bajah's twitching corpse, takes a long drag on a cigar, and drops it on the quivering Texan.

Sorry, I was in a hurry.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-03-2005 06:04:51 PM
quote:
Sakkra's fortune cookie read:
I'm EA. I challenge everything.

There was MUCH loling on this side of the internet.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 03-03-2005 06:13:44 PM
You've got a busy day ahead of you, Bajah.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-03-2005 06:29:45 PM
quote:
And the Replyobots combined to form Vernaltemptress, who roared:
You've got a busy day ahead of you, Bajah.

* looks at the flattened Texan

Yeah, he looks a little pressed for time.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-03-2005 06:45:25 PM
I challenge Monica to a rap off

I challenge Waisz to serve me or get served

I challenge Sean to a gay porn marathon. Whoever goes longest without jerking off wins.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 03-03-2005 06:49:10 PM
quote:
Ozimander stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
There was MUCH loling on this side of the internet.

And here. >.>

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 03-03-2005 07:01:07 PM
Kill them all and let god sort it out.
The worst member of EC.
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-03-2005 07:35:11 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
* looks at the flattened Texan

Yeah, he looks a little pressed for time.


This thread just pancaked thanks to that pun...

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-03-2005 08:09:16 PM
Well shit now I have to play chess with Ozimander, and he insists on using the Cthulhu chess piece that only moves once in the game and causes insanity in all the others.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Maradon!
posted 03-03-2005 08:15:36 PM
I challenge Blindy to an economics debate
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-03-2005 08:26:14 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about dark elf butts:
Well shit now I have to play chess with Ozimander, and he insists on using the Cthulhu chess piece that only moves once in the game and causes insanity in all the others.

Heh, what can I say? I'M BAT-SHIT CRAZY!

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 03-03-2005 08:31:27 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Well shit now I have to play chess with Ozimander, and he insists on using the Cthulhu chess piece that only moves once in the game and causes insanity in all the others.

He said it wasn't talking but I guess you figured it out.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-03-2005 08:35:34 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Gunslinger Moogle!
He said it wasn't talking but I guess you figured it out.

Fairly obvious really

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-03-2005 08:48:08 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
I challenge Blindy to an economics debate

I would totally watch that, but only if all three of us were wasted.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-03-2005 09:30:29 PM
quote:
Karnaj was listening to Cher while typing:
I challenge Waisz to serve me or get served.

Oh shit, it's on now!

Someone is going to get f'd in the a!

I challenge the entirety of EC to make interesting topics.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-03-2005 10:09:47 PM
And in the Nicole household today, a breakthrough was made: an orange plastic traffic cone stolen from the side of the road was transformed into a mighty bong. Therefore, to mark this event, I challenge Bane to a smoke-off; first one to cough/have their eyes implode loses.

Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 03-04-2005 01:29:30 AM
quote:
Karnaj stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I would totally watch that, but only if all three of us were wasted.

I'm game.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-04-2005 02:32:23 AM
Ah, finally a chance to test my hard earned sword skills in mortal and bloody combat!

Having studied a whole decade under the most qualified sword masters of all Europe, and having mastered their styles, this will be a most pleasant contest of steel and wills.

Or, as my french trainer, and friend, the well known Jacque "l'eviscerateur" Gerontonaq, said, as he complimented my skill, after I mastered the epee, 'Sortez de ma maison, tu grand perdant!'. Yeah, old Jacque had way with words. And swords.


I also have read Miyamoto Musashi's "A Book of Five Rings" at least once. This alone should grant me an easy victory over a texan cattle server herder.

So Mr. Bajah, allow me to use my Zweihänder (a family heirloom, said to be forged by famous Siegried himself) to chop your head off at noon.

After that, light lunch and table dancers.

En gardè, Monsieur Bajah!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Demos
Pancake
posted 03-04-2005 02:37:43 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Nicole was all like:
And in the Nicole household today, a breakthrough was made: an orange plastic traffic cone stolen from the side of the road was transformed into a mighty bong. Therefore, to mark this event, I challenge Bane to a smoke-off; first one to cough/have their eyes implode loses.

Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins


The only bong worth making is a beer bong.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-04-2005 04:18:18 AM
I doesn't matter if Bajah gets killed or not. He's still going to play chess with either Deth or Death.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Demos
Pancake
posted 03-04-2005 04:33:04 AM
Wow Fresch...that was bad. Just terrible. Go. Now. Exile.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-04-2005 08:35:03 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
I doesn't matter if Bajah gets killed or not. He's still going to play chess with either Deth or Death.
This has got to be an all-time low. Thank goodness `Deth breathed some life into this thread, or else it would've flatlined.
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-04-2005 11:07:47 AM
quote:
How much Nicole can a Nicole-chuck chuck?
And in the Nicole household today, a breakthrough was made: an orange plastic traffic cone stolen from the side of the road was transformed into a mighty bong. Therefore, to mark this event, I challenge Bane to a smoke-off; first one to cough/have their eyes implode loses.

Though depending on the length of the challenge, EVERYONE wins


Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2005 11:20:30 AM
quote:
Tarquinn screamed this from the crapper:
So Mr. Bajah, allow me to use my Zweihänder (a family heirloom, said to be forged by famous Siegried himself) to chop your head off at noon.

Well, that explains the sword, but why are you wearing Brunhilde's armor?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-04-2005 11:25:08 AM
quote:
Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
I challenge Sean to a gay porn marathon. Whoever goes longest without jerking off wins.

I forfeit. I'm spanking it just thinking about such a contest.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2005 11:27:36 AM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Sean with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
I forfeit. I'm spanking it just thinking about such a contest.

Technically, you still won, because I blew my load when I was typing the challenge originally.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-04-2005 11:28:09 AM
This doesn't make us gay, does it?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-04-2005 11:30:28 AM
quote:
Sean screamed this from the crapper:
This doesn't make us gay, does it?

Only if we fantasize about being bottoms, because it's not gay when you're the guy.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sean
posted 03-04-2005 11:33:36 AM
And a reach-around is just courtesy, it's not gay. ..Right?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 03-04-2005 01:30:11 PM
Sorry, I was thinking about Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal when I wrote that.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-07-2005 01:52:39 AM
quote:
Karnaj's fortune cookie read:
Well, that explains the sword, but why are you wearing Brunhilde's armor?

Another family heirloom, of course. Don't mock my family.
Don't mock my high heels either!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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