Shut up. I don't care about that. I'm here to set up social cliques.

Based on what I've seen on MTV, maybe some of you have skills that fit you into one of those cliques. Maybe not.

But we seek to defy tradition, so here are some new cliques, in addition to the old. Please find your name in the clique list, organized by archetype and then subtype, and partake of your hideous fate and stereotype.

Cool Kids
Saucy Jerks:
Devil-May-Care Rebels:
Trendsetters:
Pinnacle of Fashions:

Jocks
Footballers:
Rugby Players:
Soccer Players:
Hockey Players:
Frat Boys:

Slutty Girls
Whores:
Skanks:
Hookers with Hearts of Gold: Cobalt Katze

Community Leaders
Presidents:
Team Leaders:
Club Founders:

Losers
Geeks:
Nerds:
Dorks:
Robber Barons: Sean, Gydyon, Waisztarroz
Deposed Rebel Leaders: Zaza, JooJooFlop
Embezzlers: Tarquinn, Modrakien
Picklers: Murdoc, Ryuujin, Skaw
Soothsayers: Ja'Deth, Nicole
Shrunken Heads: Caid, Jens, Aury, Vorbis
Lion Tamers: Aanile, Bajah
Civil War Veterans: Callalron, Bloodsage, Lyinar, Arttemis
Insectivores: Katrinity, Khyron
Kabuki Noh Actors: Addy, Diadem
Addy: nem-x
70's Porn Stars: Maradon, OtakuPenguin, Delidgamond
Effeminate Wacko Swashbucklers: Snoota, Mortious
Beatniks: Rosaline, Tegadil
Bloodbowl Chefs: The other Waiszlings

Refuse
Trash:
Filth:
Offal: Suddar

If you have not been represented, please let me know and I'll assign you immediately. I tried to get a lot of people here, but then I got hungry and went to the store.

If you feel you have been wrongly represented, that's fine, too. Tell me here, but you're going to have to fight some kind of beast and such or maybe just make me a Pop-Tart.

If you are Cobalt Katze, don't feel as though this is an attack. You're a stand-up guy and deserved your own category. I'm also trying to make you my best friend so that I'll make Addy and Rosa and that other guy jealous.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 01-11-2005 at 11:38 PM.

That's me.

Although, I could be edging on the fringe of devil-may-care rebels, because I just don't give a fuck. I still blast inappropriate music on my car stereo with the windows down, I still smack my friends in the testicles or face whenever possible, and I still curse like a sailor who's realized the hooker he just teabagged was a man. Oh, and I teabag shemale hookers, but you all already knew that.

Suddar is re-assigned to Battlebots.

Razor takes Suddar's spot in Offal.

Jargum goes to the Masons Guild.

Xyrra goes to the Immigrant Smugglers.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 01-11-2005 at 11:45 PM.

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And coming in at #1 is Mr. Parcelan with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Karnaj is assigned to Effeminate Wacko Swashbucklers.

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That works.

Yar, these pornographic magazines will keep me and my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes! Yar har har!

Vorbis and Mr Gainsborough are re-classified to Mississippi River Boat drivers.

Sakkra joins Jargum in Masons Guild.

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Sakkra was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm going to be the most bricklayingest motherfucker this side of the Rio Grande.

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You better be, freshman!

Archangel joins the Picklers.

Fix this!

ECP joins the Robots under the category: Housekeeping Drones.

Blackened asked for his own clique, and he'll get it, since he secretly sleeps with my enemies and gives them herpes. Blackened gets to be the sole member of the Matador clique.

Mooj thinks he's soooooo cool. He becomes the sole American Embezzler.

Anklebiter and Rhiannah both go to Trash and Offal, respectively.

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Cobalt Katze had this to say about Duck Tales:
What

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Look, man, if you want an enemy, then YOU GOT IT. I just figured we could have been good friends. Better friends.

BUT I GUESS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR GOLD.