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Topic: Not to spoil the holiday or anything, but...
Drysart
Pancake
posted 12-17-2003 01:43:35 AM
Santa Claus is not real
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 12-17-2003 01:44:11 AM
FUCK
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-17-2003 01:44:59 AM
Zair
The Imp
posted 12-17-2003 01:50:27 AM
There's still gonna be presents, right?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-17-2003 01:51:47 AM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Duck Tales:
There's still gonna be presents, right?

Yes but no reindeer feces.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-17-2003 01:54:25 AM
quote:
Drysart obviously shouldn't have said:
[QB][/QB]

Slaps Drysart with a lawsuit for ruining kids imagination and then drags him out to be beaten.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-17-2003 02:14:35 AM
then who's this?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-17-2003 02:16:18 AM
he... he... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-17-2003 02:17:48 AM

*takes away her *

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-17-2003 02:35:33 AM
Then who's lap have I been sitting on every year?!? And telling all my secrets too?!?
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 12-17-2003 02:42:33 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress was naked while typing this:
Then who's lap have I been sitting on every year?!? And telling all my secrets too?!?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 12-17-2003 02:42:45 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about pies:
Then who's lap have I been sitting on every year?!? And telling all my secrets too?!?

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

nem-x
posted 12-17-2003 03:03:28 AM
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-17-2003 10:20:56 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Drysart said:
Santa Claus is not real

Neither is my Christmas spirit.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-17-2003 10:25:05 PM
This either means that santa isn't real... Or Mr. Sart finally made it so that spoiler'ed text no longer shows up on the thread preview.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 12-17-2003 10:35:10 PM
IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE


IMPOSSIBLE


IMPOSSIBLE


IMPOSSIBLE


IMPOSSIBLE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Alaan
posted 12-18-2003 10:45:20 AM
quote:
This one time, at Delphi Aegis camp:
This either means that santa isn't real... Or Mr. Sart finally made it so that spoiler'ed text no longer shows up on the thread preview.

Santa isn't real.

I think spoiler stuff hasn't shown in preview for a while.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 12-18-2003 10:59:51 AM
ONOSE!!

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 12-18-2003 04:10:33 PM
*has a seizure*
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-18-2003 05:41:31 PM
Losers. If you don't believe in Santa, he don't bring ya nothin'!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 12-18-2003 06:16:22 PM
Santa is a bum, so shoot that guy that climbs on your roof every year and robs you blind in the bum!

(OH THE BAD PUN!!! OH THE PAIN!)

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-18-2003 06:20:39 PM
Yep guys, sorry to say it, but he's not real. Neither is the easter bunny or the leprechaun that tells you burning is fun. You can stop believing in them now.

But not the tooth fairy, oh god, trust me, believe in the tooth fairy. You want to believe in the tooth fairy.

[ 12-18-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 12-19-2003 01:08:45 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
[QB]Yep guys, sorry to say it, but he's not real. Neither is the easter bunny or the leprechaun that tells you burning is fun. You can stop believing in them now.[QB]

Sorry to say, but since I've seen the Easter Bunny coming into my room at 2:00am Easter morning, I do believe in him. I was afraid he saw me peeking at him, so I went immediately back to sleep.

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-19-2003 04:50:13 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress was naked while typing this:
Sorry to say, but since I've seen the Easter Bunny coming into my room at 2:00am Easter morning, I do believe in him. I was afraid he saw me peeking at him, so I went immediately back to sleep.

I'm very sorry to say, but that wasn't the Easter Bunny.

You remember that odd fellow that lived on your street? The guy that used to stand on his lawn late at night? The guy your parents called a "confirmed bachelor"?

He paid you a visit. While not quite as interesting as the Easter Bunny, it would be a visit you were sure to remember.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-19-2003 05:22:33 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
I'm very sorry to say, but that wasn't the Easter Bunny.

You remember that odd fellow that lived on your street? The guy that used to stand on his lawn late at night? The guy your parents called a "confirmed bachelor"?

He paid you a visit. While not quite as interesting as the Easter Bunny, it would be a visit you were sure to remember.


Dude that was Bloodsage. She married him.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-19-2003 05:46:21 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
Dude that was Bloodsage. She married him.

I always get a kick out of that story.

Pick_ate_the_Mod
Pancake
posted 12-19-2003 05:59:58 AM
Parc... don't sleep on your back on Christmas eve...

Regardless of the above... I'm sure Santa will stretch his neck out to satisfy you... rumor has it he's bringing his own chimney through the back door this year.. make sure you're nice and accomodate him properly.

I Ate Mr Parcelan
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