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Topic: Erotica thread... (text only)
Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 04-01-2003 06:30:22 PM
I think I went a little overboard in Blindy's Thread but I had fun. In this thread, you compose your own short (or long) erotica, and critique others.

There is no central theme to these stories, you just write what comes to mind. But remember, this is not pornography, it's erotica. Porn focuses on the act of lovemaking, with emphasis on describing the act for purposes of sexual arousal, erotica uses sexual themes to advance the storyline.

FLAMING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS THREAD! If you dislike someone's writing, and cannot offer civil literary critique, take it to PM's.

So, let's start the posting.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 04-01-2003 06:31:39 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 06:32:19 PM
I'll get things rolling with a transcription of my previous story...

As I finish reading the thread, I realize that something inside me has changed. As if a little switch had been thrown. I tuck myself into bed and think nothing more of it, as I drift off to sleep, to spend a fitful night filled with strange dreams and sleeping fantasies.
In the morning, as I lay in bed, letting my soul fit itself back into my body, I realize that something really IS different, I don't feel quite like myself. I push down the comforter, and start to roll out of bed, when I notice that I'm not wearing my flannel pijamas, but a woman's night gown. I glance down and notice that my once flat chest now proudly displays a pert pair of woman's breasts.

I scream in shock, and my voice is much too high, It's no longer the perfect baritone that it used to be. The voice that had seduced so many young ladies, now sounded like an adolescent schoolgirl.

I lay back down and closed my eyes, trying desperatly to regain a shred of control over myself, searching for any foothold to which my sanity could cling.

After a few minutes of almost panic intersperced with silent tears, I once again opened my eyes and fought to get my body out of bed. Without once looking at myself, I walked towards the bathroom, fighting down tremors the whole way. I stood with my back towards the full length mirror on the shower door, and gathered every last ounce of courage that I could muster, and snapped my body around to see a beautiful woman staring back at me. As I gasped at the sight, so did my reflection, but the longer I stared, the less anxious I felt, until I was looking critically at myself without the slightest bit of shock. I had beautiful big eyes, hirh, royal-looking cheeks, a full luscious smile, but my hair was still cut rather short, in a boyish little bob. I didn't have my nrmal morning stubble, but instead a very slight blonde fuzz, light to the touch, but my hair had grown almost an inch from the previous night.

I fumbled at the knot at the top of my night gown, and it eventually cane undone, and as the satin robe slipped to the floor, across my tender skin, it sent shivers racing down my spine and straight through my very core. I was staring at my naked breasts in the mirror, and as I slowly reached up and touched myself, I saw my images nipples harden, and I felt jolts of excitement course through myself. I gently caressed my breast with my fingertips, and when I brushed over my hard little tip, I saw them crinkle even more, and I felt a new wave of pleasure and pain wash over my body as my tender new nipples hardened even more. Every fibre in my body was screaming for me to continue, but I was too scared.

As I lowered my arm, my gaze dropped as well, down past my aroused breasts, down past my flat stomach, down towards my ful thighs and came to rest on the downy patch between them. I could see a little dampness glistening off the hairs, and I was a little shocked with myself, but still more shocking were the feelings it stirred within me. I felt a yearning as I never had before, a hunger to be whole, I knew there was something I was missing, I just did not know what it was.

I reluctantly turned away, and picked my almost-forgotten nightgown off the floor. I crossed quickly into my bedroom, and tossed the silky garment onto my bed. I stepped up to my dresser, and had a pair of boxers already firmly in hand before I realized that I would not be able to wear men's clothes without attracting quite a few strange looks. I place them gently back into the top drawer, and notice for the first time that my fingers are much more slender, and my nails longer.

I close the top drawer, and then take the third drawer out and place it on my bed, and take out the half dozen pairs of pants it holds. Removing the false bottom I had put in it, I see my secret little hiding place.

I take out a pair of nylons, a knee length black skirt, my white silk blouse, my black pumps, and my favorite underwear set. I gently pull the silicone pads from the cups of the bra, and then slip it on.

It's a little too small, and it hurts a little, but I can bear it until i get one that fits perfectly. I savour the sensation as I pull the white satin panties on, and touch my mons for the first time, and almost faint from the sensation. I don't know if I can trust myself, so I pull my hand away, and finish pulling up the soft material.

I finish dressing, and then go steal a look at myself in the mirror, I'm shocked at how beautiful I am, and can hardly keep my gaze from drifting up and down and then back up again. I'm delighted at how my legs look covered in the stockings, and how the skirt hugs my hips and accentuates my slim waist. I look at myself in stunned wonder, and hoped to myself that I would never have to go back to the way I had been.

... to be continued? ...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Nina
posted 04-01-2003 06:34:44 PM
God. That was so disturbing.
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 06:37:58 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say about Knight Rider:
God. That was so disturbing.

try www.nifty.org

They're an erotica site that caters to gays/lesbians/bisexuals, and they've got plenty of transgendered/transsexual content. But a lot of it is really well written.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:04:37 PM
Lock this thread, oh god please.
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:10:08 PM
quote:
The Curman probably says this to all the girls:
Lock Delete this thread, oh god please.

The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:11:05 PM
I must admit, for as long as Burger has been here, this has to be the STUPIDEST thread he has ever post, well, That stupid "wheres my gay ass digital camera?" post was pretty fuckin stupid too.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-01-2003 07:19:04 PM
*claps for The Burger*

That's not easy to write.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 07:21:21 PM
quote:
The Curman had this to say about (_|_):
I must admit, for as long as Burger has been here, this has to be the STUPIDEST thread he has ever post, well, That stupid "wheres my gay ass digital camera?" post was pretty fuckin stupid too.

Lay off me?

If you have something constructive to add, please do so. Write a short story of your own, catering to your tastes in literature, or try to critique mine in a mature way, but please don't troll, not in this thread.

Either bash me someplace else, or PM me.

And Beaukat, thanks.
*bows*

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: The Burger ]

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:21:39 PM
quote:
Beaukat a.k.a Nibbles spewed forth this undeniable truth:
*claps for The Burger*

That's not easy to write.


Yes, you need the IQ of a 5 year old to post that.

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 04-01-2003 07:26:32 PM
Curman, if you don't like it, don't read it. I think it took guts to post it, especially knowing that regardless of what is being posted, there are always people like you trying to fuck it up. If you write something like his, and post it here and it even compares to his story, I will gladly let you do what you want, but until you can do that, lay off.
The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:28:27 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade was naked while typing this:
I will gladly let you do what you want, but until you can do that, lay off.

That sounds like your saying you have authority over me..

The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:28:27 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade was naked while typing this:
I will gladly let you do what you want, but until you can do that, lay off.

That sounds like your saying you have authority over me..

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:29:57 PM
the thread says NSFW... if you don't want to see this kind of stuff stop clicking on the threads.


I thought the story was pretty hawt!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-01-2003 07:30:22 PM
There was once a forum around here for this kind of thing.

It died.

Please follow in its footsteps.

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-01-2003 07:30:40 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on The Curman!
That sounds like your saying you have authority over me..

He could have written 'please'.. the message would still be the same but slightly more 'polite'. For what it's worth, I agree with arenn.

Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:31:42 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived The Curman stammered:
That sounds like your saying you have authority over me..

please cease these trolling activities. It is not in the spirit of these boards!

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: Drysart ]

The Curman
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:32:58 PM

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-01-2003 07:34:24 PM
I really ought to get you a shovel.
Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 04-01-2003 07:34:55 PM
Hey, who are we all talking to in this thread?

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-01-2003 07:40:41 PM
I must be drunker than I thought.
Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 04-01-2003 07:45:04 PM
OKAY, back on topic....

Let's start off small, what type of genres do you enjoy reading?

Personally, I'm a fan of straight erotica, preferably a young couple. Or narratves about self-discovery (like the one above).

Anyone else?

Nina
posted 04-01-2003 07:48:37 PM
I don't read. I watch.
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-01-2003 07:55:39 PM
quote:
So quoth The Burger:
try www.nifty.org

used to go their alot, but i really got bored wth every story was homosexual and tried finding good straigh erotic literature website

=( i failed miserably, know of any?


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-01-2003 08:00:45 PM
quote:
Mog stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
used to go their alot, but i really got bored wth every story was homosexual and tried finding good straigh erotic literature website

=( i failed miserably, know of any?



http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/main.htm

Scroll down 3/4 of the way for the categorized stories. More or less if you can think of it, there are a bunch of stories about it

Pretty much the site for ALL of your erotic story needs, heh
Well, that I'm aware of at least

[ 04-01-2003: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Burger
BANNED!
posted 04-01-2003 08:02:30 PM
quote:
Verily, Mog doth proclaim:
used to go their alot, but i really got bored wth every story was homosexual and tried finding good straigh erotic literature website

=( i failed miserably, know of any?


at work right now, I'll plunder my links when I get home and find you some.

I wonder if the "erotic stories depository" is still as good as it used to be.

i haven't been there in a while, because they were starting to limit that people could and couldn't publish...

i'll find you something...

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Alt_Account
I am also The Burger
posted 04-01-2003 08:03:32 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Vorago:
[QUOTE]Mog stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
[qb]used to go their alot, but i really got bored wth every story was homosexual and tried finding good straigh erotic literature website

=( i failed miserably, know of any?



http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/main.htm

Scroll down 3/4 of the way for the categorized stories. More or less if you can think of it, there are a bunch of stories about it

Pretty much the site for ALL of your erotic story needs, heh
Well, that I'm aware of at least[/QB][/QUOTE]

Well, I'll be damned, I never pictured you as a reader...

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-01-2003 08:06:17 PM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-01-2003 08:07:10 PM
*dances through this thread*

Dancin' with myseeeelf, woh-oh-oh, dancin' with myse... huhwtf?

*read, read, poor imitation of the people's eyebrow at the Burger's post, utter indifference at the banning, and dancing out, hugging her H-book*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Nina
posted 04-01-2003 08:08:23 PM
I guess that's one thing I have like Nicole.

I can draw my own stuff.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-01-2003 08:08:59 PM
You know, I think I might have written something whose beginning would fit this thread nicely. I wonder if I still have it on this computer...

No, it's not about karnajing. If you want me to write an erotic karnajing story, you'll just have to ask nicely. ^_______^

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-01-2003 08:08:59 PM
Kristen's is one of the only sites I know of that are both
A) Free
B) Not crap
that I know of

Not even entirely sure exactly where I found the link the first time.

I had a couple more excellent sites, but when my hard drive crashed a couple years back, wasn't able to recover my own link/picture archive. Haven't been able to rebuild the new one to anywhere close to the old one's glory

Ahhh well, that is my best site If it doesn't have what you were looking for Mog, I'm out of cards

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-01-2003 08:10:30 PM
quote:
Nicole attempted to be funny by writing:
**read, read, poor imitation of the people's eyebrow at the Burger's post, utter indifference at the banning, and dancing out, hugging her H-book*

SHARE, DAMN YOU!!!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nina
posted 04-01-2003 08:16:46 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
SHARE, DAMN YOU!!!

No.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 04-01-2003 08:20:51 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Vorago wrote:
[QUOTE]Mog stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
[qb]used to go their alot, but i really got bored wth every story was homosexual and tried finding good straigh erotic literature website

=( i failed miserably, know of any?



http://www.asstr.org/~Kristen/main.htm

Scroll down 3/4 of the way for the categorized stories. More or less if you can think of it, there are a bunch of stories about it

Pretty much the site for ALL of your erotic story needs, heh
Well, that I'm aware of at least[/QB][/QUOTE]

YAYAYYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKYOUSE SO MUCH!!!!!!!

good porn is hard to find, good erotic litererture is even harder


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-01-2003 08:24:31 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Tier!
No.

Pfft, I wasn't talking to you.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-01-2003 08:25:32 PM
quote:
Mog got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
good porn is hard to find, good erotic litererture is even harder

You speak much truth

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-01-2003 08:30:20 PM
http://www.literotica.com/stories/

Is pretty spiffy too.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-02-2003 01:13:04 AM
I write furry porn. You don't want me to post it. Trust me.
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