EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: A parcestory.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 08-16-2002 09:55:08 PM
<Khyron> Somehow I really find it hard to beleive that a bald dude with glasses who looks GERMAN (IE : CADGA IN REAL LIFE!) could act like a hyper little monkah online
<Khyron> It's weird
<Cadga> TUNE IN TOKYO!
<nem-x> Bald...
<Khyron> Cadga, do you have german ancestors?
<Cadga> yes
<nem-x> He's Crazy Ivan
<Cadga> Irish german and welsh
<Cadga> thats about it
<Khyron> You look like you're from germany. It's kinda cool
<Khyron> And you're a chef, right?
<Cadga> yes
<Khyron> CADGA IS THE SOUP NAZI!
<nem-x> Iron Chef Cadga
<Cadga> and a butcher
<nem-x> hooray
<nem-x> NO SOUP FO RJOO
<nem-x> He's like, the best character ever.
<nem-x> No soup for you!
<Khyron> I could just see Cadga grabbing a bowl from Synny's hand and screaming "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" And she would knee him in the crotch and steal it back.
<Cadga> na
<Cadga> then she would hurt my manhood
<Cadga> and Kal would be upset!
<Don_Parcelan> That's not how it would happen at all, Khy.
<Khyron> THEN ENLIGHTEN US PARCELANIO!
<AddyRest> Storytime?
<Don_Parcelan> Picture this: A romantic evening in a restraunt as two lovers begin their meals.
<Khyron> Yay a parcestory!
* AddyRest is now known as Addy
<Addy> Yay!
<Cadga> its almost like Christmas
<Cadga> but without that shitty sweater your grandmother thinks would "LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU!"
<Don_Parcelan> Suddenly, the chef approaches: a tiny, hairy monkey wearing a chef's outfit too big for him with his hat drooping over his eyes. He carries a tray with two bowls of soup over his head and sets them down. "Your appetizers, young masters."
<Don_Parcelan> The man, smiling at his date, begins to sip, only to hear a cough of disapproval from the chef. "Sir, that's not how you eat the soup." "Oh yeah, stove monkey?" says the enraged young man, "Then SHOW me how you eat the soup."
<Don_Parcelan> With a chorus of insane hoots, the monkey leaps onto the table, grabs the man by the hair and begins dunking his face in the soup screaming: "EAT THE SOUP! EAT IT!" He then ends by pouring the scalding remains into the young man's lap.
<Khyron> Parce wins.
<Khyron>
<Don_Parcelan> The woman shrieks in terror, and the chef picks up a ladel and begins bashing her over the head with it. "STOP SCREAMING! IT MAKES ME VERY NERVOUS!" he cries as she collapses into unconcsiousness.
<Don_Parcelan> The evening ends with him hiking up his shirt like a skirt and dancing in the salad while chanting: "FOUR FEET GOOD! TWO FEET BAD! FOUR FEET GOOD! TWO FEET BAD!"
<Don_Parcelan> The end.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2002 09:58:57 PM
Well the story was lacking, but Cadga's comments are always crazy enough to give me the giggles.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:02:49 PM
WHO SAW THAT COMING?!
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-16-2002 10:06:41 PM
isnt this like copyright infringment?
HE PUBLISHED YOUR WORKS WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT!
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-16-2002 10:08:40 PM
I'm sorry parc, you're a bit more predictable than her.
Just so you know, if you care, that I think you're being a hippocryte. Thanks.
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:09:54 PM
quote:
Kinanik painfully thought these words up:
I'm sorry parc, you're a bit more predictable than her.
Just so you know, if you care, that I think you're being a hippocryte. Thanks.

Yeesh, where the hell did that come from?

As flattered as I am that you people enjoy following me around and trolling me, I'm going to have to ask that you stop.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-16-2002 10:10:33 PM
Beware, for Parcelan will call upon his CREW!
G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-16-2002 10:11:24 PM
quote:
King Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
Yeesh, where the hell did that come from?

As flattered as I am that you people enjoy following me around and trolling me, I'm going to have to ask that you stop.


We're not trolling you, we're...uhh...your fan club! Yeah!

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:12:34 PM
quote:
G.S. Waisztarroz attempted to be funny by writing:
We're not trolling you, we're...uhh...your fan club! Yeah!

Not you too, Waisztarroz! I never would've expected you to resort to trolling!

O, Melancholy Day!

G.S. Waisztarroz
Pancake
posted 08-16-2002 10:13:37 PM
quote:
King Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Not you too, Waisztarroz! I never would've expected you to resort to trolling!

O, Melancholy Day!


Yeah, I know, who'd ever see that coming?

nem-x
posted 08-16-2002 10:13:57 PM
Addy
posted 08-16-2002 10:14:37 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when nem-x wrote:
Parcelan smells funny.

He smells like food.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-16-2002 10:14:55 PM
Well, I liked it!

I have to admit, it was kinda predictable though. Parce told a story, and it was funny. I've noticed that that tends to happen alot.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:15:32 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Knight Rider:
Well, I liked it!

I have to admit, it was kinda predictable though. Parce told a story, and it was funny. I've noticed that that tends to happen alot.


I'm in a slump

Addy
posted 08-16-2002 10:17:09 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Well, I liked it!

I have to admit, it was kinda predictable though. Parce told a story, and it was funny. I've noticed that that tends to happen alot.


I must agree Palador; it is quite predictable. How dare Parce write up something funny again.

*hugs Parce*

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-16-2002 10:17:46 PM
quote:
King Parcelan's fortune cookie read:
I'm in a slump

macking2win?

[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Vorbis of Pie ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2002 10:34:55 PM
I didn't find it predictable, because I didn't find it funny.

Cadga is a loon, and he's very funny.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:39:30 PM
Why you decided to post in a thread you didn't find funny, I'm not sure...
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-16-2002 10:39:38 PM
quote:
King Parcelan said this about your mom:
I'm in a slump

Don't worry. I'm sure you muse will return soon, and inspire you to write the tragic opera of EverCrest: The Druid-Ring Cycle.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2002 10:42:13 PM
The same reason you like to post snide comments in threads you don't find funny?

At least I'm not being snide, but honest.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 08-16-2002 10:43:54 PM
It's not my favorite parcestory, but I still found it funny, especially the last part.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:43:58 PM
...rrrrrrrrright.

Anyway, I haven't posted something snide in quite some time. You, however, seem intent on trolling me, by any means necessary, whether tactfully or not so.

Please, in the future, leave me alone.

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-16-2002 10:44:00 PM
quote:
Verily, Lyinar Ka`Bael doth proclaim:
At least I'm not being snide, but honest.

Well then, you're honestly annoying.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2002 10:47:37 PM
Trolling you how?

Drysart himself has stated I can give my opinion, so long as I'm not brash with it. He even told you all to leave me alone and stop posting comments like this when I did, remember?

When I insult you without provocation, then you can bitch. Until then, live with the fact that not everyone around here finds you funny, Parce.

[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 10:52:39 PM
I sincerely doubt that this "just your opinion", my dear.

Anyone who's been around here knows you've been aching for your chance to attack me, and all who claim alliance with me. Hell, you even admitted to trolling my threads.

This is the second thread that has had NOTHING to do with you, any of your friends, or any part of you that you've decided to come in and drop your "opinion".

It's nice to see that your staunch "don't read it if you don't like it" policy only pertains to other people.

Regardless, I, and several others, find you and your "politeness" rather annoying. I'm going to ask you to politely refrain from reading any of my posts if all you're going to do is post more unhelpful criticism just because you don't like it.

It's a simple and rather reasonable request. I have no doubts that you can probably accept it.

Addy
posted 08-16-2002 10:53:08 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Trolling you how?

Drysart himself has stated I can give my opinion, so long as I'm not brash with it. He even told you all to leave me alone and stop posting comments like this when I did, remember?

When I insult you without provocation, then you can bitch. Until then, live with the fact that not everyone around here finds you funny, Parce.


I thought it was just about posting the Lyinar Crusade picture.

quote:
Effective immediately, anyone posting the following picture, or any variation of it, in regard to any forum member, will be banned on sight and their diseased, decayed corpse will be fed to the Official Fish of Evercrest, Mr. Bait:

It never said anything about voicing against your opinion.

EDIT: This isn't a flame, I'm just curious if I missed a thread.

[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Adrecia Tru'Ril ]

Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 08-16-2002 10:53:38 PM
The direction this thread is moving in is not what I would consider "the right direction" by any definition. Separate yourselves or I will separate you by force.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-16-2002 10:55:18 PM
I love this thread.

And, to steal a line from Lazzay: I love it goooooood.

I mean the story, that is.

[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 08-16-2002 10:59:31 PM
There was another thread where I gave an unpopular opinion, Addy, and despite giving it in a non-accusatory and non-inflammatory way, I was told basically to keep it to myself, like here.

Drysart came in and stated I could give my opinion just as much as anyone else could, provided I didn't cross the line of flaming or non-flaming.

It amazes me Parce, how often you're eager to cry out against someone as a troll, when they simply say something you dislike. I will not keep my opinion to myself. I don't care if you don't wish to hear it.

My policy of "If you don't like it, don't read it" applied to the simple fact that quite a few members of the board could *not* read something they didn't like without commening in a very nasty manner on it. I have never spoken out against someone giving an opinion differing from mine, *so long* as they remained non-inflammatory about it.

It was the fact that so many refused to remain civil and polite about it that I spoke up against.

[ 08-16-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2002 11:00:21 PM
Do read the post by our lovely Mod, my friend.
Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 08-16-2002 11:08:37 PM
Everyone had their last words? Good. I'm locking the thread.
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: