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How.... Addy.... uughhhhhh:
Florida sucks, move to a better state.

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Florida is the big sweaty cock of the US, riddled with STDs from too many dips into the Caribbean and South America. Which eventually spreads to the rest of us.

Sorry about the sexual meatphor but this is a thread in celebration of Karnaj and we all know he loves the cock.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 08-13-2009 at 05:20 PM.

Maradon - I don't blame him for leaving. Apparently, he's part of The Lonely Island, now.
Faz - I guess he's unleashing his true radiance on Oregon right now. God have mercy on their souls.
Black - I presume the lure of vagina was too much for him to resist.
Azizza - Always good for a laugh. I bet he got arrested at a local town hall meeting recently.
Gydyon - Even an atheist like me misses him. You'd have to be a giga-atheist to not like Gyd, man.
Kagrama - Well, even though he hasn't posted in like six years, he was always funny.

There are more, but I'm pretty drunk, so I can't remember all that well. Let's instead do a shot to all those missing comrades. Cheers, dudes.

Cheers!

Give that shit a try and tell me if she was right because if so, I'll feel bad about slapping her.

I think it's been eight since I first came to EC, at which point I was a clueless trainwreck. Now I'm just a mildly confused minor traffic violation

Kat - Fuck, now I've got that CSNY song stuck in my head. I should make it my ringtone or something. Anyway, for describing Florida as a herpetic cock (which it is), you win my official seal of approval.

Xian - I like the fact that you periodically give out things as prizes in contests and shit like that. Pretty cool.

Parce - September 18th? Fo shizzle?

Trent - You respond favorably to some of my antics. For that, I love you, man.

Bajah - You should really fix that ECFaces site, dude. I was gonna use it to remember people who've vanished into the aether. But noooo, you had to be all having a life and shit. Oh well, you're still cool 'n' the gang.

Vallo - We were all clueless trainwrecks back then. Especially me. S'all good.

Gadani - Sup duder. You'll periodically IM me, and it usually takes me about an hour to figure out who you are. But I'm always pleased when I remember!

Alright, that's enough of this circle-jerk. If you didn't post yet, you can get fucked. Although, I might get rip-snorting drunk tonight and remember some more fallen posters, so all hope is not lost.

Let's now use this thread to continue to share tips on eating pussy.

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Karnaj said:
Let's now use this thread to continue to share tips on eating pussy.

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Always best done after she's bathed.

Not for her. For you.

Also, basically everything Karnaj says is true. I don't know if oral sex works for his relationships, but I do know he tries to solve everything with it. I remember he spilled my beer and immediately went down on me. My first thought was one of confusion and panic.

My second thought, hours later, was that I probably should have offered a towel afterward.

HA

Best comedy I have seen in years.

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Karnaj had this to say about Knight Rider:

Anyway, in celebration of my ninth anniversary, along with the possibility that I am now the longest-lasting regular poster, post in this thread to learn why I think you should continue posting. The reasons will be asinine, and probably entirely subjective, but they'll be my own.

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I still post, but not as regularly as I used to.

I hit 10 years in January. Account #31, sup.

Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME KARNAJ?!

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 08-14-2009 at 06:01 PM.

I don't recall if we've talked much, if at all, but you always made me laugh, Karnaj. Good on you in your continued endeavors and here's to 9 more (or at least until Drys knocks over the server for good).

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Dis thread gud at making me remember old tings.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 08-14-2009 at 08:14 PM.

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Karnaj stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:

Tier - Well, you're a warm body, so to speak. Sorry, you haven't make much of an impression recent memory. Maybe if I was drunk I'd recall better, but c'est la vie.

Nina - You should keep posting because being upfront about your identity makes so many of the conservative people on this board cringe. Your presumed courage fills me with glee.

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el oh el

Hint: Tier is Nina

Also, my nine years is in two months oh god oh god

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Bricktop probably says this to all the girls:
el oh el

Hint: Tier is Nina

Also, my nine years is in two months oh god oh god

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Ya but you left for the EQ boards for like a year it don't count

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There was much rejoicing when You're a fag said this:
Ya but you left for the EQ boards for like a year it don't count

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I came here from the EQ boards when Drysart made a post there telling me and GROLLERDABARD to come post on his boards.

faggot

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Bricktop obviously shouldn't have said:
I came here from the EQ boards when Drysart made a post there telling me and GROLLERDABARD to come post on his boards.

faggot

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That wasn't Drysart, it was meeeeeeee

which, is still one of the best movies out there.

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Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Norim - While I must agree that I have no idea who you are or what you're all about, that's not really awful. Just post when you feel like it. It's all good.

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I'm a poor schmuck from Oregon. I finished college and was unable to get a job with said degree that paid me more to start than my shitty job at Slaveway. If I had been single, I could have downsized and started over and worked my way into my new career, but I was married with a family at the time. Makes it hard to start over when others depend on you.

I like video games, football, grilling in the summer and more importantly... golf!

I don't post that often because most of my opinions are met with disdain, I'm a bit quirky. I figure the less posted, the less flamed. Not that I can't handle the random internet tough guy. I'm just the "walk away" guy =P

anyway, I'm no one important in the scheme of this message board. I'm just here.

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Trent had this to say about Cuba:
Karnaj, for the longest time i had that silly video you made with your then, friend/roommate in college i think it was, where you were playing around with the music from Cannibal: The Musical.

which, is still one of the best movies out there.

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Haha, that's what I think of, too. It was my first exposure to that song and that movie so it really stuck with me.

I still come here every day for some reason. It's not my home page anymore at least. I've been posting here for an entire decade and change now. Oh god EC you mean so much to me. Maybe someday we'll all be together in some desert retirement community.

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Steven Steve got served! Steven Steve got served!
Haven't I been here like at least 20 years?

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Yes, you've been in this world, composed of matter, for around twenty years. When your metamorphosis is complete, you will once again ascend to the star-warrens of Sog-Kur, where your invincible army waits to invade the incalculable gulfs of space and obliterate all dimensions.

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Naimah wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Oh, one of these threads.

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my translation of the above quote: oh god i want to still be relevant, please validate me.

and thats what makes me cool

right?

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Everyone wondered WTF when Trent wrote:
my translation of the above quote: oh god i want to still be relevant, please validate me.

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No, I'm pretty sure I'm irrelevant. I lurk more then anything and just thought it would be funny to see if he could work in his oh so original poop and sock drawer routine into it or some such.