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Topic: My demands.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-18-2003 02:40:10 PM
I crawl out of the pits of darknees to demand... something cute!


*an actual title befitting my cuteness would be nice too...

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-18-2003 02:41:55 PM
Rhia, you look absolutely stoned.

OUT. OF. YOUR. HEAD.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-18-2003 03:09:33 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Robocop:
Rhia, you look absolutely stoned.

OUT. OF. YOUR. HEAD.


DO NOT FORCE ME TO UNLEASH THE AWESOME POWER OF THE BABY CHOCOBO ON YOU, BITCH!


Er... who wants cookies??


edit: i r good wit da wordies.

[ 08-18-2003: Message edited by: Spelldancer Rhiannah ]

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-18-2003 04:14:39 PM
I demand the ability to edit someone else's post once per day!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

MorbId
Pancake
posted 08-18-2003 04:19:44 PM
I demand to know why people buy potpourri, and, more importantly, why it looks like a mixture of malignant alien spores.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-18-2003 05:57:33 PM
quote:
Spelldancer Rhiannah was naked while typing this:
I crawl out of the pits of darknees to demand... something cute!


*an actual title befitting my cuteness would be nice too...


There is nothing cute about a grown man trying to act like a young girl on an internet message board.

I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you that.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-18-2003 05:58:46 PM
Absolut Blindy:
quote:

I demand that you un-sticky at least 3 of the sticky threads. there are too many of them.

Done and done...
(but prolly gunna resticky this one, since folks seem to be enjoying it so much)


RedMage Darkrayver:

quote:

I also demand a cheesecake...and Cookies!!

Me too!!! KATRINITY!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU??!!??


Katrinity:

quote:

I demand love, peace, and cookies for all!


LOVE AND PEACE!!!
As for the cookies... hey, you're the Goddess of the Cookie.. not me

Callalron:[b]

quote:

I demand that you answer my previous demand woman!


I'm working on it... Gah.. do you know how hard it is to track down Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein??

... let alone make a pizza box that keeps the contents hot for a 27 hour flight from Australia to the US...


[b]Spelldancer Rhiannah:

quote:

I crawl out of the pits of darknees to demand... something cute!


WAI!!!! A Chibi-Parce* for you to snuggle!!
(*actual product may not be as cute as advertised)


Gydfather:

quote:

I demand the ability to edit someone else's post once per day!

Determined at random? or the same person every day?

Captain Morbid:

quote:

I demand to know why people buy potpourri, and, more importantly, why it looks like a mixture of malignant alien spores.

1) They buy it cos they cant afford REAL pot...
and
2) it IS malignant alien spores... OMG!! LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU!!




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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-18-2003 08:34:09 PM
I guess I shall join in asking for a title change, since I've had this one almost since I joined, and hasn't applied in over two years...
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Paccione
Pancake
posted 08-18-2003 09:22:06 PM
I demand that you admit you the cock.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 08-18-2003 09:33:05 PM
Ew... this Chibi Parce smells of old gin...

*feeds it to Glenwick and watches him stagger around drunkenly.*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-18-2003 09:36:31 PM
I demand my brother be spanked daily by a panda welding a large paddle!

And a title change.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-18-2003 09:50:41 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about dark elf butts:
Determined at random? or the same person every day?

Up to you! I would like some variety, though.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-18-2003 10:10:29 PM
I demand... Uhm... I demand... Uuuhhhh....

SWORDCHUCKS!!

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-18-2003 10:19:40 PM
I demand my title be reverted to less than giant-pink status.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-19-2003 06:14:36 AM
THIS WORLD IS MADE OF:
Demos
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 12:03:19 PM
I demand....a legion of drunken boxing koala fighter pilots, and Moogles to man the tanks in an army of mine which shall be used to take over Uruguay.

Oh, and a title.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-19-2003 12:23:02 PM
I demand the fish of the world be put under my ah... care. Yes, care, thats it!
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
MorbId
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 12:55:59 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about Captain Planet:
1) They buy it cos they cant afford REAL pot...
and
2) it IS malignant alien spores... OMG!! LOOKOUT BEHIND YOU!!

Further examination of the issue has opened my eyes.. and replaced them with potpourri psuedopods that are even now burrowing through my brain tissue.

At least it smells nice, in a 'rotting flowers' kind of way.

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 01:52:29 PM
I demand to be one of the random titles.

Thats about it.

I WOULD say money and beer and top quality computer components, but we cant have EVERYTHING now can we?

Well, there is one more thing... I demand a JOB! Yeah, gimme a well paying job! With that, all previous demands can be made on my own accord.

PS: Liam got stickied lol pwnd scrub
PPS: rofl
PPPS: Ethynos is god.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-19-2003 06:07:48 PM
Azreal Heavenblade:
quote:

I guess I shall join in asking for a title change, since I've had this one almost since I joined, and hasn't applied in over two years...

Coming soon*...

Paccione:

quote:

I demand that you admit you the cock.

Yours? Or in general??


Jajahotep:

quote:

I demand my brother be spanked daily by a panda welding a large paddle!
And a title change.

Part I

Close enuff?


Part II
Coming soon*...


Rub:

quote:

I demand... Uhm... I demand... Uuuhhhh....
SWORDCHUCKS!!

*arms a pair of woodchucks with katanas and sets them loose in Ruv's house*

Warlord Darius:

quote:

I demand my title be reverted to less than giant-pink status.

Hast thou learned thy lesson?

Pvednes:

quote:

THIS WORLD IS MADE OF:

TACOS!!!
no... wait...

Demos:

quote:

I demand....a legion of drunken boxing koala fighter pilots, and Moogles to man the tanks in an army of mine which shall be used to take over Uruguay.
Oh, and a title.

Sorry, Chanserv already took the drunken boxing koala fighter pilots and Moogle-crewed tanks for his own army... He was last seen heading for Guatemala..

Part II, Coming soon*...


Gomateux:

quote:

demand to be one of the random titles.
Thats about it.
I WOULD say money and beer and top quality computer components, but we cant have EVERYTHING now can we?
Well, there is one more thing... I demand a JOB! Yeah, gimme a well paying job!

Part I, Coming soon*...

Part II, sorry... Fal took the computer parts, Pesco got the $$$$, and I think Maradon's just finished the last of the beer...

Part III, such a thing exists?!! Sounds more like an Urban Myth to me...


PS: Coming soon* = a timeframe yet to be clarified, but considered to exist on a timeline somewhere between the present and Armageddon...




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Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-19-2003 06:44:38 PM
100th POST!!

Always wanted to do that!




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Demos
Pancake
posted 08-19-2003 06:45:17 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
PS: Coming soon* = a timeframe yet to be clarified, but considered to exist on a timeline somewhere between the present and Armageddon...

IE about the same time Kekvit returns....IE never

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-19-2003 06:48:12 PM
I demand a less derogatory title.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-19-2003 06:50:05 PM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
IE about the same time Kekvit returns....IE never

no, no... it will happen... just not overnight...




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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 08-19-2003 07:23:42 PM
bwahahahahahahaha! Perfect!

Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-20-2003 12:07:01 AM
quote:
'Reko Tokah Fang was listening to Cher while typing:
I demand the fish of the world be put under my ah... care. Yes, care, thats it!


Make with the fish destruction... er, care!

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-20-2003 12:50:29 AM
'Reko Tokah Fang:
quote:

I demand the fish of the world be put under my ah... care. Yes, care, thats it!

That'd be kinda like putting a Vampire in charge of collecting donations for the Blood Bank...




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 08-20-2003 01:45:02 AM
quote:
Abbikat was naked while typing this:
Hast thou learned thy lesson?

Just look at the last two noob threads I posted in. No flaming at all!

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-20-2003 04:00:21 AM
I demand to not have a title that has no bearing to me at all - considering I spend hardly any time in the EC chat at all, and I hardly did when I got it. Not to mention that it was something chanserv just spat out, and was never that funny in the first place.

I also demand that my display name become Vorbis once more; Vobo just doesn't work like I thought it would ;( (sorry gikkeh It just really doesn't)


Further more, I demand to be crowned King of Spain.

I also want a series of action figures in my likeness.

And the freedom to call anyone "buttmuffin"

[ 08-20-2003: Message edited by: Vobo ]

Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-20-2003 12:26:36 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about dark elf butts:
'Reko Tokah Fang:
That'd be kinda like putting a Vampire in charge of collecting donations for the Blood Bank...

Aww... what's wrong with that? There'd be lots of sushi for everyone for a while!

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-20-2003 03:46:16 PM
I demand nothing.
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-20-2003 06:16:02 PM
Vobo:
quote:

I demand to not have a title that has no bearing to me at all - considering I spend hardly any time in the EC chat at all, and I hardly did when I got it. Not to mention that it was something chanserv just spat out, and was never that funny in the first place.
I also demand that my display name become Vorbis once more; Vobo just doesn't work like I thought it would ;( (sorry gikkeh It just really doesn't)
Further more, I demand to be crowned King of Spain.
I also want a series of action figures in my likeness.
And the freedom to call anyone "buttmuffin"

Part I, coming soon*...

Part II, you do know you can do this yourself through the 'My Profile' function??

Part III, NOOOO-BODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Part IV, ..NOW WITH KUNG FU ACTION!!

Part V, refer to Part I.... maybe...


Bummey the Fool:

quote:

I demand nothing.

That was easy.... too easy....

Note: coming soon* = a timeframe yet to be clarified, but considered to exist on a timeline somewhere between the present and Armageddon...

[ 08-20-2003: Message edited by: Abbikat ]




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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-20-2003 06:16:45 PM
quote:
'Reko Tokah Fang had this to say about Knight Rider:
Aww... what's wrong with that? There'd be lots of sushi for everyone for a while!

mmmm.... sushi...




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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-20-2003 06:38:04 PM
My three months isn't up. >;{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 08-20-2003 06:48:31 PM
quote:
Vorbis had this to say about Robocop:
My three months isn't up. >;{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{

Parts I & II... done!




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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-20-2003 09:13:32 PM
I demand cheesecake, and I mean that by both its meanings

Editing for grammar, and perhaps a cheap attempt at a random title.

[ 08-20-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-20-2003 09:15:37 PM
I demand that you get rid of the tags that say "TOO LONG", "AO", and "COUNTER STRIKE". They are never used anymore.

Plus for those complaining about their titles: I've had mine ever since I came here and it hasn't bothered me since. It probably would be freaky if it was changed though...

And one more thing I demand! A hug from Abbikat!

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 08-21-2003 12:47:48 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Alleria Qui'farush wrote:
I demand that you get rid of the tags that say "TOO LONG", "AO", and "COUNTER STRIKE". They are never used anymore.

TOO LONG is used every now and then, but Counter-crap, AO and Planetside do need to be blasted

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-21-2003 01:57:37 AM
I lobby a demand on behalf of Nicole to fix her giant pink title. Surely she's learned her lesson?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-21-2003 02:47:46 AM
quote:
Abbikat impressed everyone with:
Parts I & II... done!

omg yey!

Impressive memory, too!

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