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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-08-2003 12:15:53 PM
I have met maybe ONE l33t d00d halfling... MAYBE.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-08-2003 12:16:46 PM
Yeah, the whole Halfling Druid thing is highly exagerated.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 02-08-2003 12:18:42 PM
OMG YOU RACISTS! hehe
What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-08-2003 12:43:12 PM
Piss off... Loser.. hehehe

and Kegwen, come on down to Quellious some time. They're everywhere.. I believe i've found the true plagues of Bertoxxulous. Halflings.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-08-2003 12:56:37 PM
I hate halflings as well. But not so much that I would not play the game because of that.

I like changes in the game like this.


Oh and does anyone know what my Dark elf has to do to get good Froggie Faction.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 02-08-2003 01:35:49 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Densetsu said:
That's not exactly true. Iksar may take over Mistmoore.

But we know that the Knights of Truth were ousted by The Freeport Militia, so not all evil got its ass kicked.


Yea.. they have a new output now though. Which at first glance looks much cooler then Freeport Castle!

Then ofcourse there is the defeat of the Corrupt Guards in Qeynos. More evil bitch slappin

Skaw
posted 02-08-2003 01:51:44 PM
quote:
This one time, at Azizza camp:
Oh and does anyone know what my Dark elf has to do to get good Froggie Faction.

How about waiting until Ykesha goes live before asking, as from what I gathered after the frogs setup Gukta, theres no quests yet.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-08-2003 02:01:00 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about the Spice Girls:
How about waiting until Ykesha goes live before asking, as from what I gathered after the frogs setup Gukta, theres no quests yet.

Was hoping to get a jump on things.

You can go through the creation process on Frogs now. They look cool as hell and the Stats are very nice. They are well suited to every class they can have except a Wizard. And even then they are not bad. Personally I think they are going to have the best Paladin stats of any class.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-08-2003 02:33:33 PM
Killed Dorn (as Trill ;P) the other night... Has he always been kill and get possitive "Primortal Malice" faction? (You can tell I've not killed him in a long long time)

Is this relevant.. I donno =P If it's a new faction him, I'd guess it's the Froggies...

Skaw
posted 02-08-2003 02:36:08 PM
The easiest way of finding out would be to kill a froglok guard or froglok in Gukta, record the faction, and look it up on Illia's.

That is, ofcourse, if they're using an already existing faction, and not an entirely new one.

[ 02-08-2003: Message edited by: Skaw ]

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 02-08-2003 02:40:58 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about Duck Tales:
Apparently the haflings are gunna kick the inkie's butts out of Neriak in EQ2 =(

I doubt that. Halflings kick ass about as well as a one-legged man. If halflings have Neriak in EQ2, it's obviously only because the dark elves let them have it for some unexplained, but assuredly very devious reason.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-08-2003 02:45:36 PM
quote:
Taran enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I doubt that. Halflings kick ass about as well as a one-legged man. If halflings have Neriak in EQ2, it's obviously only because the dark elves let them have it for some unexplained, but assuredly very devious reason.

Heheh Yeah I tend to think there is going to be more than just a strait up battle between Halflings and Dark elves. Perhaps the Paladins of Marr helped out. Or Innoruuk turned his back on the Dark elves. Who knows.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-08-2003 03:11:32 PM
quote:
Taran enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I doubt that. Halflings kick ass about as well as a one-legged man. If halflings have Neriak in EQ2, it's obviously only because the dark elves let them have it for some unexplained, but assuredly very devious reason.


Lull them in a false sence of security, then when they think they're all nice and set up in Neriak, underground.. cave them in?


(No, I did not just say that! >.< )

[ 02-08-2003: Message edited by: Aanile ]

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 02-08-2003 03:51:51 PM
quote:
Aanile wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

Lull them in a false sence of security, then when they think they're all nice and set up in Neriak, underground.. cave them in?

Exactly! One tomb for the whole wretched race!

Shh.. don't clue them in on our plans.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-08-2003 03:55:13 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about (_|_):
Has he always been kill and get possitive "Primortal Malice" faction? (You can tell I've not killed him in a long long time)

Primordial Malice? I think that's a Halfling faction. I dunno, I haven't played in a while. ._.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-08-2003 03:56:02 PM
quote:
Taran's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Exactly! One tomb for the whole wretched race!

Shh.. don't clue them in on our plans.


I didn't say it! I'm as evil as a cottonball! =( I channeled Zay... *CRY*

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 02-08-2003 04:00:08 PM
quote:
Aanile's fortune cookie read:
I'm as evil as a cottonball!

But you're learning.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-08-2003 04:00:39 PM
Primordial Malice is one of the factions raised by the newbie necromancer/sk quests given in Neriak's 3rd Gate.

Most definately not a halfling faction.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-08-2003 04:20:51 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Taran said this:
But you're learning.

You're a bad influence on me Taran...

(not that I mind ;P)

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-08-2003 07:41:51 PM
I'm not an evil bastard, but I have to agree with KaL. There's something irritating about halflings. They as a race have a big "kick me" sign.

I felt bad for accidentally aggroing and having to kill a kerran on wisp isle.

But man...my pet wipes out the halflings in Neriak eight bajillion times to help newbie dark elves get their armor? Zero sympathy.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-08-2003 08:58:05 PM
Yeah. I never like halflings either.

And the thought of an army of halflings taking Neriak from the Dark Elves by force is hilarious.
Hilarious and stupid.

=/

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-08-2003 09:06:07 PM
I do love two male skins on the fribbits. One is almost black with yellow strips on it's back, and the other is half red and black markings. BTW I can't see any boobies on the female of the species, but the colorings are on the lighter side than the male fribbits.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-08-2003 10:07:25 PM
Primortal Malice is the pro Lanys(or whatever ;P) faction of Dark Elves. From when she was denounced as Innoruuk's chosen one and her followers set up camp around Befallen and stuff. I think there's still a few quest givers in Rathe Mountains on the faction.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-09-2003 02:21:22 AM
quote:
Frog's account was hax0red to write:
Primortal Malice is the pro Lanys(or whatever ;P) faction of Dark Elves. From when she was denounced as Innoruuk's chosen one and her followers set up camp around Befallen and stuff. I think there's still a few quest givers in Rathe Mountains on the faction.


Aahhh, Thanks. I kind of stayed away from all the Lanys events. They weren't even remotly fun.

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-09-2003 02:33:17 AM
I like halfings.

And the Rivervale music pwns.

But Bards? Hate em. Leveled from 22 to 25 on bards alone.

And I despise Iksar Monks and SKs. No reason, just do.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 02-09-2003 02:34:20 AM
I have seen a couple quests from the frogs in Gukta. Only one I tried though was broken.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
Zebsis Morbidfist
Pancake
posted 02-09-2003 02:34:59 AM
quote:
Tegadil stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I like halfings.

And the Rivervale music pwns.

But Bards? Hate em. Leveled from 22 to 25 on bards alone.

And I despise Iksar Monks and SKs. No reason, just do.


why the h8?

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-09-2003 03:51:43 AM
quote:
Tegadil Model 2000 was programmed to say:

And I despise Iksar Monks


Hey! Me too!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 02-09-2003 08:24:47 AM
I kinda nuetral about this... making Grobb the Froglok town kind of drops Innothule in the shitter as far as newbie zones go, as a good majority of the experience to be had there comes from frogloks (unless they've changed that too.)
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Malbi
posted 02-09-2003 03:42:39 PM
maybe they will have lil troll babies running around to kill
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-09-2003 04:05:59 PM
Halflings are just bastardized versions of the one TRUE short race.

Show Gnomercy!

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 02-09-2003 04:29:12 PM
Damn you all halfling haters!

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