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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-22-2003 03:01:14 AM
I don't have to exercise it. I'm naturally hung like a horse.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-22-2003 03:03:27 AM
Some men are blessed, others are cursed.

Too long a schlong can hurt the one you love in ways you didn't expect.

It only stretches so far.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-22-2003 03:59:50 AM
What Snoota meant to say is that he hung a horse.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-22-2003 04:13:56 AM
Dolemite could so kick Drysart's ass. If you agree, cut and paste this as your reply.

[ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-22-2003 04:35:12 AM
Dolemite could so kick Drysart's ass. If you agree, cut and paste this as your reply.

[ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-22-2003 04:38:51 AM
Dolemite could so kick Drysart's ass. If you agree, cut and paste this as your reply.

[ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 01-22-2003 04:40:43 AM
And here comes the thread locking...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-22-2003 04:41:28 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Optimus Prime:
And here comes the thread locking...

Just some good-natured elbowing among.. "friends."


[Edit]Sig being.. unruly.. piece of.. shit.. DIE.[/Edit]

[ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Cleopatra
Pancake
posted 01-22-2003 04:58:30 AM
Now now, fellas. I appreciate the support but we don't want no drama with the big man upstairs, regardless of whether I could kick his ass or not.

[ 01-22-2003: Message edited by: Dolemite ]

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