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Blind Swordsman attempted to be funny by writing:
[IMGx]http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg[/IMG]I'm a hair shy of the second biggest one.
And why the FUCK do we need to know how big your dick is? Jesus.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Won many awards for art, have you? Teach a college level course on pencil drawing, perhaps?First off that's Suchii's style of drawing. Other people can figure out the expression. Why can't you?
Secondly, close one eye tight. There's a space between your eyebrow and the closed line where your lids meet. Now open that eye halfway, and raise the other brow high as you can. Now go look in the mirror. the contour of your eyeline changes, yes? In anime, facial expression is all about exaggeration. Suchii does that. And if you'd seen her other stuff you'd know she's a damn good artist.
So why are you giving her grief?
cause he/she/it is being an asshole.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Wilams said:
JESUS CHIRST I'M OFF THE CHART! MY GIANT WANG IS HANGING OFF OF THE EDGE OF THE PAPER!
You bastard... that had me laughing for a good ten minutes.
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Piper had this to say about dark elf butts:
And why the FUCK do we need to know how big your dick is? Jesus.
your boyfriend was the one who gave me this title 
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Piper wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
And why the FUCK do we need to know how big your dick is? Jesus.
Its a guy thing.
We dont understand it eather.
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Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about (_|_):
cause he/she/it is being an asshole.
yeah really.
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Fennar stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Its a guy thing.We dont understand it eather.
search for "Blindy Penis" and you find like 400 threads. Everyone is talking about my cock.
This thread has removed all such doubts and fears. My sig is positivly normal compared to this thread.
It's alot shorter than this thread, too.
crazy
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mortious wrote this stupid crap:
My genitals rotted away over 300 years ago.
that must put a damper on things.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mortious wrote:
My genitals rotted away over 300 years ago.
Wow...I read that as:
My genitals rocketed away over 300 years ago.
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Wow...I read that as:My genitals rocketed away over 300 years ago.
Cthulhu
Too many virgins, not enough sleep, my dark Elder God.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's account was hax0red to write:
Too many virgins, not enough sleep, my dark Elder God.
Spoken like a true mad-man. The unfortunate part is that the cure for my troubles can me summed up in 8 hours or 2 minutes. I have to go with the 8 hours for now.
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Spoken like a true mad-man. The unfortunate part is that the cure for my troubles can me summed up in 8 hours or 2 minutes. I have to go with the 8 hours for now.Cthulhu
Sleep or sex?
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We were all impressed when Rodent King wrote:
Sleep or sex?
No. Bowling and baking a cake....jeez..
Thwaps Rodent King with a tentacle
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu was listening to Cher while typing:
No. Bowling and baking a cake....jeez..
Pardon me, I was thinking of the tentacle monster you are. 
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Vorbis of Pie stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Why sure it does!
Since a^2 + b^2 = c^2;
sqrt(a^2 + b^2) = sqrt(c^2)
a + b = cTADA!~
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
But a + b does not equal c.
4^2 + 5^2 = c^2
16 + 25 = 41
Square root of 41 = 6.4031242374328485
4 + 5 =9.
Therefore, while a^2 + b^2 = c^2,
a + b does not equal c.
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Rodent King had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Pardon me, I was thinking of the tentacle monster you are.
OF COURSE I MEANT SLEEP OR SEX!
I either sleep like a fucking Elder God baby for 8 or more hours, or I look at a woman, then she touches me and I blow my proverbial man chowder all over the sheets, get embrarassed and cry!
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu said this about your mom:
I look at a woman, then she touches me and I blow my proverbial man chowder all over the sheets, get embrarassed and cry!
Didn't you forget the liquor involved?
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Rodent King had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Didn't you forget the liquor involved?
Ya, better degrade myself a little more.
You fuck.
Cthulhu
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Cthulhu Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You fuck.
Again, you've forgotten the liquor involved!
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Rodent King painfully thought these words up:
Again, you've forgotten the liquor involved!
Okay, that just confused me.
Swallows Rodent King whole
He's like a mini-M&M! Only alive!
Cthulhu
POUR DOWN SOME LIQUOR! I'm gonna keep drinking until they're pretty!
Laughs histarically.
I think we all need some sleep. Oh and Blindy, if blowjobs don't work for you, try having her give you a good spanking?
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Majox's account was hax0red to write:
If I read the thread correctly, according to Blindy, TALKING about a blowjob is more intimate then actually getting one. Does anyone else see something wrong with this?
Other then the thought of Blindy getting some?
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And Cthulu wins the thread with this quote:He's like a mini-M&M! Only alive!
Oh ya, my two cents on the whole blow job thing...
I know, that were I in your girlfriend's place, I would be very, very hurt that such intimate details on the private side of a relationship were disclosed to a very, very public place. (Read: the internet)
Some things should be kept between the two people it concerns...
But I'm not going to go get into a flamewar or anything. Just my opinion.
Azakias scoots on outta the thread.
[ 06-19-2002: Message edited by: Fennar ]
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Cthulhu had this to say about Captain Planet:
Wow...I read that as:My genitals rocketed away over 300 years ago.
Cthulhu
XD
Just got the most hilarious mental image of a suit of armor running around, thrusting his hips at the local virgins as his weenie rockets off while he shouts "FEEL THE BANG!%#"
wow that is one big sentence
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Blind Swordsman had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[xIMG]http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg[/IMG]I'm a hair shy of the second biggest one.
Fuck, mine's tiny. It doesn't make it to the line! No no, the DOTTED line.
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Nobody really understood why High Priestess Suchii wrote:
XD
Just got the most hilarious mental image of a suit of armor running around, thrusting his hips at the local virgins as his weenie rockets off while he shouts "FEEL THE BANG!%#"wow that is one big sentence
*makes a mental note to pick up some bottle rockets when he gets Tori and himself some suits of platemail*
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Vorbis of Pie's fortune cookie read:
Fuck, mine's tiny. It doesn't make it to the line! No no, the DOTTED line.
Maybe you should turn the paper 180 degrees?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:
Waisztarroz's account was hax0red to write:
Maybe you should turn the paper 180 degrees?
roofles
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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From the book of High Priestess Suchii, chapter 3, verse 16:
XD
Just got the most hilarious mental image of a suit of armor running around, thrusting his hips at the local virgins as his weenie rockets off while he shouts "FEEL THE BANG!%#"wow that is one big sentence
Suchii Wins!
Honestly though, Am I the only man in existance who would prefer to never have a blowjob at all? Just wondering.
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Delphi Aegis probably says this to all the girls:
Suchii Wins!Honestly though, Am I the only man in existance who would prefer to never have a blowjob at all? Just wondering.
But... Why?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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High Priestess Suchii had this to say about Optimus Prime:
XD
Just got the most hilarious mental image of a suit of armor running around, thrusting his hips at the local virgins as his weenie rockets off while he shouts "FEEL THE BANG!%#"wow that is one big sentence
That reminds me of Chota Boy from that movie Orgasmo.
"Cock Rocket!"
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Sutiiben Hantu's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
But... Why?
Interesting RQG on your post.
I've stated my opinions for why, and got promptly flamed out the ass for it. Go do a search on locked threads or something.
