But for the two birthday lads, I ask this, the most important question: which one of you is more bald?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Those good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I Maradon!:
My hair is finer, but each of my male descendents has died with a full head of brown hair so I'm not really worried.