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Topic: Priest
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-10-2011 06:46:12 PM
Absolutely terrible garbage and anyone who enjoyed it should be shot.

Glad I didn't pay to see this ham-handed badly acted badly directed badly scripted piece of shite. Though the effects were ok.

Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 09-10-2011 07:09:26 PM
Damn. I guess that counts as failing the "Mort seal of not being absolute shit." That's a bit of a disappointment to be honest. I didn't expect them to screw up constant mindless CGI violence. I hoping for a low quality campy Blade/Constantine ripiff.

Thanks for the warning.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 09-10-2011 at 07:10 PM.

Peter
Pancake
posted 09-11-2011 12:53:53 AM
And from what I can tell it has fuck all to do with the comic it was supposedly spawned from.... and some thing just make no sense, like why have the reservations for the vampires?... at all? Seeing as they are portrayed as mostly mindless animals in the film.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-11-2011 07:22:53 AM
I pity the fact that Christopher Plummer had to be involved with this piece of inane garbage, as he's one of the finest actors alive.
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-11-2011 07:31:20 AM
I just had to look that up on imdb. Could you not have worked it out from the first line of the blurb?

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 09-11-2011 at 07:31 AM.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-11-2011 04:32:40 PM
Or the trailer?
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-11-2011 04:39:47 PM
Deth and I saw it in theaters. I liked it, but I didn't go in expecting anything more than a good popcorn movie.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-11-2011 05:51:54 PM
Well... I'll forgive you because I'd like to bang you.

Fair's fair.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-11-2011 09:05:33 PM
Vampires got old, huh.

Did not see that coming.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-11-2011 11:06:58 PM
quote:
Mortious attempted to be funny by writing:
Well... I'll forgive you because I'd like to bang you.

Fair's fair.


LOL, you're something else, Mort


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-12-2011 07:14:33 AM
I take that as a compliment.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-13-2011 12:41:08 AM
I wanted to go see it just for the CG and action scenes. See if it would do better than Underworld did.

Guess I'm glad I never got around to it...

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-13-2011 05:17:10 PM
In the same vein, how was Sucker Punch? Did the eye candy make up for the rest?
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 09-13-2011 09:29:36 PM
quote:
Bloodsage attempted to be funny by writing:
In the same vein, how was Sucker Punch? Did the eye candy make up for the rest?

I enjoyed it. It was unique and complex with nice action and effects and a killer soundtrack.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-13-2011 09:42:07 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
In the same vein, how was Sucker Punch? Did the eye candy make up for the rest?

Great up until the last part.

The entire movie is a sucker punch. They give you all this crap and then fuck you in the end when it's trashed for a char you spent most of the movie thinking was a raging cunt.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-14-2011 02:24:26 AM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
In the same vein, how was Sucker Punch? Did the eye candy make up for the rest?

Not a really good movie, but yes.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-14-2011 09:23:12 PM
Good to hear...now I just have to set up the home theater again.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-21-2011 12:16:51 AM
quote:
Bloodsage wrote this stupid crap:
In the same vein, how was Sucker Punch? Did the eye candy make up for the rest?

If you only watch the fantasy world parts, then yeah it was majorly badass. Those were really well done, as was the story in a story element. But the ending just fucking sucked balls. So don't watch the ending.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-21-2011 02:21:49 PM
quote:
Quoth Lyinar Ka`Bael:
If you only watch the fantasy world parts, then yeah it was majorly badass. Those were really well done, as was the story in a story element. But the ending just fucking sucked balls. So don't watch the ending.

Sounds like Inception--I loved the movie, but the last 5 seconds were such a lame cop-out I'm still bitter.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-21-2011 07:49:07 PM
quote:
*yaaaaaawn* Sorry, Bloodsage, I drifted off while you were saying:
Sounds like Inception--I loved the movie, but the last 5 seconds were such a lame cop-out I'm still bitter.

Last 10 to 15 for Sucker Punch, but yeah... "Throw away the entire movie for the benefit of a character you spend most of the movie disliking"

Didn't one of the Prince of Persia games do that?

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-21-2011 10:10:45 PM
quote:
This one time, at Bloodsage camp:
Sounds like Inception--I loved the movie, but the last 5 seconds were such a lame cop-out I'm still bitter.

You know, Deth's seen that multiple times, but I haven't watched it once yet.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-22-2011 05:48:45 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael said:
You know, Deth's seen that multiple times, but I haven't watched it once yet.

Best movie of the year (2010).

Hands down.

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