Turned 45 and wham! my warranty seems to have expired.
So, should I get the scholarly ones on a chain around my neck so I can do my Basil Fawlty impression, or go for something haute couture to ease the pain of being seen in public reading menus and such?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Granny glasses on a chain ain't gonna do that.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Darth Vader helmet with prescription lenses.
quote:
And the Replyobots combined to form Bloodsage, who roared:
So something with pintle-mounted lasers and a pushbutton with maniacal laugh would be more in keeping?
That would be more like it, but I'm surprised you would need technology in order to give a good maniacal laugh instead of you doing it yourself.
Maybe something that dims the lights in the room, at the same time making your eyes glow red at the same time?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
quote:Monocle would be interesting. Otherwise maybe glasses in disguise. Definitely something that slips easily in a pocket.
Structural Peterity is failing, captain!
Pince-nez or monocole?
Remember to clear your throat in a distinguished manner whenever you're about to use them.
Welcome to my world. 
(Edit: Don't get any old man's glasses.) Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 03-11-2011 at 04:29 PM.
