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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-13-2009 02:23:22 PM
Either sent or received, post your most recent one. You can give as much or as little context as you like. Here's mine, predictably about poop:

quote:
I wiped the seat down before I shat, and now it looks like the turds make the meat in some kind of shit burrito.

Hey, I never said it would be pretty, folks.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-13-2009 02:26:22 PM
It's from the head of our sales/marketing department, informing me about about our sales today.

Yay. Exciting.

Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-13-2009 at 02:27 PM.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-13-2009 02:29:42 PM
quote:
Sorry i had a comouter issue. an update happen and i lost what i was working on
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-13-2009 02:34:14 PM
quote:
Coolio
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 08-13-2009 02:46:27 PM
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Let me change clothes first.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-13-2009 03:14:17 PM
Sure. When/where?
Greenlit
posted 08-13-2009 03:15:58 PM
quote:
If he's late again I'm going to castrate him.

Punctuality is important.

Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.
Addy
posted 08-13-2009 07:13:15 PM
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Yeah I hear you on that one!!
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-13-2009 07:36:17 PM
quote:
thinking about making a big batch of beer at a do it yourself place for camping, interested?
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-13-2009 10:34:48 PM
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Youre a bitch
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-14-2009 02:02:45 AM
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I'm not racist I have a black president
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-14-2009 03:35:46 AM
Inferno Spirit has the best SMS.

Edit: Do you call it SMS in The States?

Captain Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 08-14-2009 at 03:36 AM.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-14-2009 03:43:56 AM
Just "text."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-14-2009 05:47:45 AM
OMWhomeBBMissYouBeHomeSoon
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 08-14-2009 10:03:31 AM
From last night about 3am;

"Come quick, damson's getting off with a tranny."

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2009 10:30:04 AM
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running late

Kinda boring, from one of the guys who report to me. He was running late this morning.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-14-2009 06:33:27 PM
Yeah, just "text" over here.

I went with have a keg of Cream Ale and another of Jake's Wicked Lager.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-14-2009 06:55:12 PM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Either sent or received, post your most recent one. You can give as much or as little context as you like. Here's mine, predictably about poop:

Hey, I never said it would be pretty, folks.


We need to exchange cell numbers, because I would love to receive something like this in the middle of the day.

OK, I'd probably just get drunk dialed, but hey.

Number 1 Poster
posted 08-16-2009 05:54:14 AM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Yeah, just "text" over here.

I went with have a keg of Cream Ale and another of Jake's Wicked Lager.


well well well Mr. Grammar and spelling nazi makes a mistake.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 08-16-2009 01:54:54 PM
quote:
You're a fag was naked while typing this:
well well well Mr. Grammar and spelling nazi makes a mistake.

sorry hard to multitask fucking your mother and posting on ec at the same time

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-16-2009 02:20:24 PM
My mother is a saint!
Suddar
posted 08-16-2009 11:50:04 PM
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Sometime tnight then? We can come over any time that works for you

Asking my sister what time I should come over

Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 08-17-2009 11:30:09 AM
"His time capsule is filled with things that haven't happened yet."

my reply was

"He can speak Russian, in French"

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-17-2009 12:44:46 PM
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come 2 bar

I think that stands without explanation.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Suddar
posted 08-17-2009 02:32:00 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
I think that stands without explanation.

Did you go?

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 08-17-2009 04:50:38 PM
quote:
Would you rather have sex with a prostitute with a curable STD or get head from a dirty hobo while you had to watch?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-17-2009 05:08:21 PM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Suddar gently hums:
Did you go?

It was outgoing. Vernal's reply was, well, Vernal's reply.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

DthBlayde
Pancake
posted 08-21-2009 07:05:05 PM
OMW.
All times are US/Eastern
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