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Topic: Nine Goddamn Years
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-12-2009 02:31:44 PM
That's right. I was a mere nerdy teenager, working for my aunt for a summer out Californee way when I first signed up. Now I'm married, a homeowner, and a flaming liberal. Who'da thunk?

Anyway, in celebration of my ninth anniversary, along with the possibility that I am now the longest-lasting regular poster, post in this thread to learn why I think you should continue posting. The reasons will be asinine, and probably entirely subjective, but they'll be my own.

And as a bonus, I'll use this thread to hold a memorial to fallen posters whom I think are laudable. But later, when I'm drunk.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-12-2009 02:42:06 PM
"Fallen posters?"

How are they fallen?

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-12-2009 02:54:27 PM
How has it been spending every night with (Ideally) the same partner? As a guy who's currently engaged, I'm not sure what to expect out of long term monogomy like that. Any tips?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-12-2009 03:02:13 PM
Here's a tip- marry a redhead and be good at sex.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-12-2009 03:21:27 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Rodent King liberally with Old Spice!
How has it been spending every night with (Ideally) the same partner? As a guy who's currently engaged, I'm not sure what to expect out of long term monogomy like that. Any tips?

Eat her out whenever possible. That will smooth over just about any problem or stress she might be having. If you're not good at it now, get good at it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Addy
posted 08-12-2009 04:45:37 PM
quote:
Karnaj said this about your mom:
Eat her out whenever possible. That will smooth over just about any problem or stress she might be having. If you're not good at it now, get good at it.

Karnaj knows his stuff.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-12-2009 05:00:11 PM
ur old
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-12-2009 05:03:02 PM
i am the king of posting

not you karnaj

not you.

nem-x
posted 08-12-2009 05:18:25 PM
its me
im the king of powers
nem-x
posted 08-12-2009 05:18:44 PM
i meant to say posters but WHATEVS
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-12-2009 05:24:46 PM
Oh dear god, my 9 year mark is coming soon too. Scary thought.

Here are some fallen posters to meditate upon:
Kagrama
Somo
Cadga
Densestu
Parcelan
Olethros
Ukko
Saralene
Solstyce
Reynar

Nina
posted 08-12-2009 05:33:18 PM
Also, Nem-x's 10 years are next february.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 08-12-2009 05:36:21 PM
Shit I've gone past 9 years in april.
Nemx™
Pancake
posted 08-12-2009 06:02:13 PM
uguu
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-12-2009 06:43:26 PM
fags
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-12-2009 07:10:38 PM
quote:
nem-x has funnier quote texts than me:
i meant to say posters but WHATEVS

lol king of powers i bet you feel dumb nemx

also parce posts here all the time

some mod should unban my original account

Dave
)_(
posted 08-12-2009 07:22:26 PM
Wow... it has been that long. I feel old now.
Razor
posted 08-12-2009 08:21:30 PM
quote:
How.... Blindy.... uughhhhhh:
Here's a tip- marry a redhead and be good at sex.

QFT!

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
ahhh shit, it's waisz
Pancake
posted 08-12-2009 08:52:28 PM
hi karnaj
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-12-2009 10:13:56 PM
Well, I'm shockingly sober, but I can still do the first part of this thread:

Blindy - You should continue to post because you know stuff about interesting topics and can share that knowledge. Occasionally, you're funny, too.

RK - You should keep posting because eventually, by default, you'll be popular and well-liked. Haha, just kidding.

Addy - You're pretty nice, and I consider that an excellent reason to keep posting. Also, everyone seems to like you, even old curmudgeons like Delid.

Bloodsage - As if I needed to give a reason.

Liam - I think you get it more than most, so I say keep it up. You may interpret that as gaily as you please, too.

Nem-x - We need you to post that shocked Asian man, because I will be goddamned if Azakias ever posts something about her kids without that retort. Also, you're good for posting other funny stuff. Keenly humorous.

Tier - Well, you're a warm body, so to speak. Sorry, you haven't make much of an impression recent memory. Maybe if I was drunk I'd recall better, but c'est la vie.

Nina - You should keep posting because being upfront about your identity makes so many of the conservative people on this board cringe. Your presumed courage fills me with glee.

Delid - Be it porn, pictures of shirts, your pubic hair covering your scale as you chronicle your weight loss, you always got something (potentially)interesting to post. Keep it up.

Dave - Same as Tier. No offense, of course, but I'm too sober to remember much of you.

Razor - Until today, I thought you were RK's alt. Sorry about that. Keep posting anyway, though!

Waisz - Holy shit, what's up? You must have graduated by now, right? Boy, what a shitty job market there must be out there right now. Well, assuming you don't feel like crashing the server or one of the mods doesn't blacklist you, keep posting, if only to tell us what's doing in your world.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-12-2009 11:08:09 PM
oh jeez
Greenlit
posted 08-12-2009 11:22:35 PM
quote:
Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
Tier - Well, you're a warm body, so to speak. Sorry, you haven't make much of an impression recent memory. Maybe if I was drunk I'd recall better, but c'est la vie.

Nina - You should keep posting because being upfront about your identity makes so many of the conservative people on this board cringe. Your presumed courage fills me with glee.


hahahaha

Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-12-2009 11:44:55 PM
admittedly, i did not read the first post and didnt realize id be paid a compliment

thanks karnaj, you should keep posting too

Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-12-2009 11:56:12 PM
quote:
Blindy was naked while typing this:
Here's a tip- marry a redhead and be good at sex.

I did this. Well, strictly speaking, her natural color is mousy but henna every six weeks or so fixes that.

quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Eat her out whenever possible. That will smooth over just about any problem or stress she might be having. If you're not good at it now, get good at it.

This doesn't work as well as one would think. Maybe it's an opera singer thing...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

ahhh shit, it's waisz
Pancake
posted 08-13-2009 12:09:02 AM
quote:
Karnaj thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Waisz - Holy shit, what's up? You must have graduated by now, right? Boy, what a shitty job market there must be out there right now. Well, assuming you don't feel like crashing the server or one of the mods doesn't blacklist you, keep posting, if only to tell us what's doing in your world.

Really, not much is happening with me these days. I'm still a student for a variety of reasons, but I am really close now (overdue by a year ). I'm still not looking forward to getting into the job market but I'm sure I'll find something to keep me aloft financially. I recently got engaged, too, so there's that.

These days, I work on open source projects, trying to contribute here and there. I've been trying to find a way to create some software so that I can be my own boss, haha. I would actually be pretty satisfied suckling off academia and doing open source for the foreseeable future.

I come with no malicious intent. I've actually thought about writing up a summary from memory of all the different security issues EC has seen across the years. I have no idea what, if any, leaks remain after the latest security overhaul, and I don't really care to inspect for any, either.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-13-2009 12:15:03 AM
So are you drunk yet? If not, why not?
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 08-13-2009 01:19:47 AM
more than likely, people will say I shouldn't post. I just mind my business though.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-13-2009 02:45:24 AM
quote:
Karnaj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Eat her out whenever possible. That will smooth over just about any problem or stress she might be having. If you're not good at it now, get good at it.

^^^^^
This.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 08-13-2009 03:28:09 AM
quote:
Callalron stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
So are you drunk yet? If not, why not?

I don't really have much more to add to this.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-13-2009 03:36:15 AM
I haven't slept very well this week. Could it be jetlag?
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-13-2009 06:16:40 AM
Post post.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-13-2009 07:11:56 AM
Karnaj is a pretty awesome dude.
Zair
The Imp
posted 08-13-2009 08:53:07 AM
Congrats on nine years.

I was also a nerdy teenager when I signed up for the board. Now I'm... not a teenager.

You probably win some prize for least amount of sigpics in nine years. Those question threads you'd do were always entertaining, and you are one of the few people left who still makes threads. So keep posting.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 08-13-2009 09:38:26 AM
Snerk.

You're a flaming liberal?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-13-2009 10:24:57 AM
Kegwen - You should tell us what's going on more often! In college? Graduated? Aren't you gay, or something, and living in the Deep South? Fuck, that must be awful. Open up a bit! About you life, that is. Not your buttcheeks.

Sean - You should tell us what's going on more often! In college? Graduated? Aren't you gay, or something, and living in the Deep South? Fuck, that must be awful. Open up a bit! Your buttcheeks, that is. Not about your life.

Damnati - Ah, the one creationist I haven't chased away or abused into sullen silence. I like that. It's entertaining, and it keep my wits sharp. Ergo, keep posting. Also, you apparently should practice your cunnilingus more.

Callalron - Your rich, creamy bowls of steaming hot wisdom are most excellent. Also, you drink a lot and that's cool. Oddly, never seen you post drunk. Or have we never seen post sober? Hmmm....

Norim - While I must agree that I have no idea who you are or what you're all about, that's not really awful. Just post when you feel like it. It's all good.

Monica - If you stopped posting, I'm pretty sure the world would end in pain and fire. Enjoy that responsibility.

Gee - I enjoy your blend of computer knowledge and bleeding-heart California gayness.

Tarq - Nah, you're just missing Bud Ice.

Pvednes - We need an Aussie on the board. Always will. Of that loathsome nation, I find you the least nauseating.

Mort - You vacillate between moral crusader and pansexual degenerate. And I think that's awesome. Although, it could be argued that your behavior has a consistency to it. You know, the consistency of jism.

Zair - Another stalwart liberal. Well, at least you're there. But really, I like your post, by and large, so please continue to do so.

Azakias - Flaming. I think I'd be physically assaulted if I expressed my views openly in about half of the country(perhaps more). But anyway. You're responsible for some of the most unintentionally hilarious stuff, and I think that's great. And I'm not talking about drama; for some reason, you bring out the funny in so many of us crude assholes. Glamorous? Perhaps not. Laudable? Definitely.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-13-2009 10:35:07 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about pies:
Tarq - Nah, you're just missing Bud Ice.


I've traded my cocain and sodomy addiction for THAT?!

Daaammmnnn...

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-13-2009 12:36:47 PM
Yarp?
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Greenlit
posted 08-13-2009 01:05:12 PM
Not much to say, muchacho. I've got a shitty apartment down in south Florida and I'm the assistant manager at a movie theater.

Never went to college, but I am paying my sister's tuition.

Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.
Addy
posted 08-13-2009 01:46:18 PM
Florida sucks, move to a better state.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-13-2009 01:59:05 PM
quote:
Karnaj thought about the meaning of life:
Damnati - Ah, the one creationist I haven't chased away or abused into sullen silence. I like that. It's entertaining, and it keep my wits sharp. Ergo, keep posting. Also, you apparently should practice your cunnilingus more.

This is perhaps because I've moved away straight Creationism and I've tried take a view more toward seeing how science and religion might come together. Naturally, that will be absurd to you but I can't really see either as have the answers I'm looking for at this point. Call it lame centrism.

As for cunnilingus, I find the most effective means is to add a bit of anal stimulation. Orgasms produced from cunnilingus alone seem pretty effective but adding that little extra jolt seems to take it up about ten notches.

Damnati fucked around with this message on 08-13-2009 at 01:59 PM.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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