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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-05-2007 09:06:01 PM
Today's the anniversary of repealing prohibition. Fuck extra facts to pad this, go to wikipedia if you have a hard on for knowledge. All you need to know is that i is patriotic to drink alcohol and even more so today. Anyone who says otherwise is a boring smelly little bastard who needs to get laid.
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Greenlit
posted 12-05-2007 09:08:12 PM
I wish we had anything in the house except some shitty cherry flavored vodka.

That stuff has been in the fridge for more than a year. It's been here longer than I have, actually.

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Zair
The Imp
posted 12-05-2007 09:16:29 PM
I have to write a paper tonight.

I only have some really cheap vodka anyhow.

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 12-05-2007 09:23:27 PM
quote:
Zair said this about your mom:
I have to write a paper tonight.

I only have some really cheap vodka anyhow.

Papers go a lot faster with all types of vodka.

And sucks Sean, go steal some of your neighbor's moonshine.

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Greenlit
posted 12-05-2007 09:33:53 PM
Floridians don't make moonshine.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-05-2007 09:34:33 PM
woah shit time to buy a fifth of dimitri

who's up for some call of duty

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-05-2007 09:50:20 PM
Gee, I knew there was a reason I had a Chopin on the rocks.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Gadani
U
posted 12-05-2007 11:26:31 PM
Hey guys I don't drink :v:

also i'm not a fat/smelly/etc virgin.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-06-2007 12:43:50 AM
quote:
This one time, at Gadani camp:
Hey guys I don't drink

also i'm not a fat/smelly/etc virgin.

Gadani is full of shit quote if you're down

Rinaka of Malfurion
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 12-06-2007 12:48:48 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough painfully thought these words up:
Gadani is full of shit quote if you're down

I had a blueberry wheat from my favorite bar/restaurant/brewery and it was amazing.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 12-06-2007 at 12:49 AM.

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Zair
The Imp
posted 12-06-2007 12:49:02 AM
The term "quote if you're down" is getting pretty tired.

Don't quote me if you are down, please.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-06-2007 02:23:39 AM
quote:
Zair wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The term "quote if you're down" is getting pretty tired.

Don't quote me if you are down, please.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-06-2007 02:40:34 AM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Cuba:
The term "quote if you're down" is getting pretty tired.

Don't quote me if you are down, please.

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nem-x
posted 12-06-2007 05:27:58 AM
quote:
Zair thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The term "quote if you're down" is getting pretty tired.

quote me if you are down, please.

Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Gadani
U
posted 12-06-2007 11:52:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Gadani is full of shit quote if you're down
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-06-2007 11:57:47 AM
This board is suffering from down syndrome.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 12-06-2007 12:58:57 PM
And thus Tarquinn won the Intarweb.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Willias
Pancake
posted 12-06-2007 01:26:33 PM
quote:
Tarquinn's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
This board is suffering from down syndrome.

quote if you're down.

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Steven Steve
posted 12-06-2007 01:35:06 PM
Perhaps a little rum will help me study...
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-06-2007 01:41:37 PM
Gin and Tonic will be the order of the evening, I think.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-06-2007 01:50:25 PM
Gin is like giving a blowjob to a Christmas tree.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-06-2007 01:57:13 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Gin is like giving a blowjob to a Christmas tree.

So, good. Right?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-06-2007 02:01:15 PM
Sounds prickly.

hehe

I said prickly.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-06-2007 02:03:34 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
So, good. Right?

If you love the taste of trees ejaculating their warm, sticky sap into your gaping craw.

Which I do.

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Steven Steve
posted 12-06-2007 02:09:11 PM
quote:
Monica's fortune cookie read:
Sounds prickly.

hehe

I said prickly.

I'll show you prickly

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-06-2007 02:54:52 PM
Gin is my best friend.
Rinaka of Malfurion
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