Recently, I have learned that Maradon's mother is not currently married. Let us shed no tears for whatever tragedy forced her away from the loins which vomitted forth the life-giving milk that grew Maradon from a humble seed, taking moments to decide whether to classify him as male or female before deciding on halfway.
The point stands here.
The point stands now.
If one of us marries her, we shall officially become Maradon's father and have the ability to boss him around, presumably while reclining in a chair, smoking a pipe and reading the paper. He will be forced to bring his report cards to us, to suffer our wrath when we demand nothing less than perfection from our pupil. He will turn to us for advice and be cast down when we turn him aside to talk to his mother, whom we shall be having special relations with.
The opportunity is here, gentlemen. If we all make a move on her, one of us is bound to succeed.
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UrglemurglegurgleMr. Parcelanerglemurglegurgle:
Gentlemen, thank you for joining me here today in this thread.Recently, I have learned that Maradon's mother is not currently married. Let us shed no tears for whatever tragedy forced her away from the loins which vomitted forth the life-giving milk that grew Maradon from a humble seed, taking moments to decide whether to classify him as male or female before deciding on halfway.
The point stands here.
The point stands now.
If one of us marries her, we shall officially become Maradon's father and have the ability to boss him around, presumably while reclining in a chair, smoking a pipe and reading the paper. He will be forced to bring his report cards to us, to suffer our wrath when we demand nothing less than perfection from our pupil. He will turn to us for advice and be cast down when we turn him aside to talk to his mother, whom we shall be having special relations with.
The opportunity is here, gentlemen. If we all make a move on her, one of us is bound to succeed.
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If you're down.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Alidane said:
Why don't I nail your mom instead, Parcelan?
I'm too busy nailing his sister.
She says she's been going out with him now for about two and a half years, but they don't live together so he'd never find out. And you think about chasing her about school when you were wee and lying in your bed and listening to love songs and pretending they were about you. And the first time you asked her out she said no but one night you went to a wedding and when you came back to the pub she'd changed her mind and you went out. You remember the way she swung her arms when she held your hand but you can't remember how she kissed and now you've got the chance to find out. But you have to remember there's this other kiss. And she's sitting at home, wondering where you are and what you're doing. And you work hard on this kiss and you know it inside out, it's as much yours as it is hers, and it took a long time to get right, it took months of practice and months of embarassment but now you've got it perfected and you've been looking forward to that kiss all week.
You can see her breath in the air between your faces as you stand in the leaves and she just asks you straight out if you want to come and stay at her flat. But you make sure you get separate taxis and you go home and there might be a slight regret and maybe you'll wonder what you missed but you have to remember the kiss that you worked so hard on - and you'll know you've done the right thing.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Karnaj fucked around with this message on 12-04-2007 at 09:46 AM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Gentlemen, thank you for joining me here today in this thread.Recently, I have learned that Maradon's mother is not currently married. Let us shed no tears for whatever tragedy forced her away from the loins which vomitted forth the life-giving milk that grew Maradon from a humble seed, taking moments to decide whether to classify him as male or female before deciding on halfway.
The point stands here.
The point stands now.
If one of us marries her, we shall officially become Maradon's father and have the ability to boss him around, presumably while reclining in a chair, smoking a pipe and reading the paper. He will be forced to bring his report cards to us, to suffer our wrath when we demand nothing less than perfection from our pupil. He will turn to us for advice and be cast down when we turn him aside to talk to his mother, whom we shall be having special relations with.
The opportunity is here, gentlemen. If we all make a move on her, one of us is bound to succeed.
Quote.
If you're down.
