cha0slegend (11:07:56 PM): what the christ
cha0slegend (11:08:04 PM): delphi doesn't know how to drink a beer?
AngusTroll (11:07:43 PM): Hahahahahaha.
AngusTroll (11:08:02 PM): I'm the fucking alcohol expert
AngusTroll (11:08:10 PM): Schooling people in remedial beer drinking
cha0slegend (11:08:49 PM): it's a fucking bottle
cha0slegend (11:08:51 PM): you drink out of it
cha0slegend (11:08:58 PM): how fucking hard is it
cha0slegend (11:09:19 PM): tell him to seal his lips around it like a cock obviously
AngusTroll (11:08:49 PM): Haha
cha0slegend (11:09:28 PM): or start drinking wine coolers
AngusTroll (11:09:05 PM): Hahaha
AngusTroll (11:09:11 PM): Should I post this on EC
cha0slegend (11:09:43 PM): yes
cha0slegend (11:09:46 PM): this is a dumb question
cha0slegend (11:10:06 PM): post our chatlog so he can take my burns as well

Delphi Aegis (11:10:37 PM): See, my thought process is thus: If you seal, then you get a set amount of beer and have a "pop" sound, yet no bubbles means less carbonation loss. However, if you sip or let it "breathe" and glug, you lose carbonation but gain volume. Hence my query.

Gains sets him straight

cha0slegend (11:11:15 PM): IT'S BEER
cha0slegend (11:11:17 PM): YOU DRINK IT
cha0slegend (11:11:19 PM): YOU GET STUPID
cha0slegend (11:11:34 PM): in some cases you go man
cha0slegend (11:11:36 PM): this is good beer
cha0slegend (11:11:39 PM): and then keep drinking

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Kegwen stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I think we need a committee to decide on what methods are best for consuming beer

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i vote against 5 in 20 minutes on halo 3 launch night

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Mr. Gainsborough got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
in b4 "cha0slegend?"

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I'm a place in greece and a type of shield or armor

so it's cool

you drink piss

and bud is for feeding the horses.

Do I have to pee inside a woman to make babies?

Now, Delphi, when you drink it out of a pint glass, that's when you're supposed to form a seal around the perimeter with your lips.

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Asha'maning:
with the notable exception of guinness, beer was made to be chugged.

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This is completely wrong.

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nem-x's ass must be crazy:
beer tastes like piss

you drink piss

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you drink piss often?

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Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
This is completely wrong.

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Agreed. While taste with regards to preference is a subjective quality, there are objective characteristics of certain beers that make chugging more difficult or easier. For example, American-style light lagers are deliberately brewed with adjuncts to decrease alcohol and caloric content, flavor, and manufacturing costs. The result is a beer that is extremely easy to drink in large quantitities, because it easily passes from the stomach into the small intestines, requires more liquid by volume to intoxicate, and does not oversaturate the taste buds with flavor. Examples: Miller Lite, Bud Light, Busch, Coors Light, Beast, etc. etc.

Since beer predates civilization, there are more styles of beer than just about anything else. Most styles of beer are not brewed with the above qualities in mind. They are generally brewed to showcase a distinctive style of brewing and fermentation, and/or ingredient or combination of ingredients. These techniques make the vast majority of beers unchuggable. An excellent example is a barleywine. This beer is brewed to have 3 to 5 times the alcohol content of an American light lager. Chugging a beer like this is akin to chugging a bottle of wine; bad shit's gonna happen. Also, beers like a Weizenbock or a Märzen style pack more than double the calories of a light lager, so even though they're extremely drinkable, they'll make you feel bloated and full long before a similar amount of Miller Lite would.

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Delphi Aegis attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm a place in greece and a type of shield or armor

so it's cool

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I think he was referencing the "who?" part, not implying his name was retarded.

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Ferret painfully thought these words up:
I think he was referencing the "who?" part, not implying his name was retarded.

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No, every time my AIM SN gets posted someone comments on how it sounds like it was made by a 7th grader 10 years ago.

Which it was. (Well, the email that eventually got turned into an AIM name.)

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Mr. Gainsborough posted

No, every time my AIM SN gets posted someone comments on how it sounds like it was made by a 7th grader 10 years ago.

Which it was. (Well, the email that eventually got turned into an AIM name.)

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So switch to one that's not gay. A couple weeks of rebuilding your buddy list is probably worth it.

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Alidane had this to say about Cuba:
So switch to one that's not gay. A couple weeks of rebuilding your buddy list is probably worth it.

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I don't mind my SN. I do have like 11 other ones and it's just a "Save Buddy List" that you have to do.

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Skaw had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
More like Gay0slegend. quote if you're down

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From the book of Skaw, chapter 3, verse 16:
More like Gay0slegend. Quote if you're down

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Skaw impressed everyone with:
More like Gay0slegend. quote if you're down

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gggggggggggggg

pretty faggy I guess

more like gayijin am i rite

how "embarrassing"

Nowadays, I couldn't tell you anyone's IM name, because I have them all aliased to their real name, or to the handle by which I know them.

Get a container big enough to hold the bottle, and water, with half a cup of ice.
Add a bit of salt to the water.
Spin the bottle slowly in the ice water for 5 minutes.
Cold.

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Karnaj's account was hax0red to write:
Nowadays, I couldn't tell you anyone's IM name, because I have them all aliased to their real name, or to the handle by which I know them.

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yeah i'd do that but trillian fucked my dog so i shot it in the head

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Mr. Gainsborough got served! Mr. Gainsborough got served!
yeah i'd do that but trillian fucked my dog so i shot it in the head

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Then use Pidgin.

Also, beer.