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Topic: Fuck Celine Dion.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 11-30-2006 12:04:15 PM
The Berserker
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 12:07:18 PM
DO NOT WANT!
"Return of the Berserker"
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 12:07:55 PM
i want to nuke canada even more because of this
Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Greenlit
posted 11-30-2006 12:34:08 PM
It's like they're mocking the song, not.. ugh
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-30-2006 12:42:34 PM
And by some bizarre cosmic twist of fate, she could probably kick everyones arse on Guitar Hero.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 11-30-2006 at 12:45 PM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-30-2006 01:25:51 PM
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Tier
posted 11-30-2006 03:34:59 PM
I can't see why everyone makes such a fuss about Celine Dion. But then I can speak, we're the ones who shipped her off to America. Our way of getting back at American filth for dissing Molson beer and other Canadian stereotypes.

Asha'man fucked around with this message on 11-30-2006 at 03:38 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-30-2006 03:43:52 PM
No thanks. . .but I wouldn't mind takin Anastacia for a test drive.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-30-2006 04:05:58 PM
The only way I was able to express my disgust was by eating my own feces.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 11-30-2006 04:06:12 PM
ERGHEH EHH!

*-5% health*

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-30-2006 04:30:06 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Optimus Prime:
No thanks. . .but I wouldn't mind takin Anastacia for a test drive.

Your wife know you have a thing for used cars? Wonder who green lit that crap?

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-30-2006 04:36:00 PM
quote:
Almond startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Your wife know you have a thing for used cars? Wonder who green lit that crap?

Jeebus, dude. We already know you're an idiot; you can stop proving yourself with every post.

Edit: are you really so retarded you think you can win me over with your lame attempts at being buddy-buddy? Give it up. Go away.

Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 11-30-2006 at 04:38 PM.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-30-2006 04:58:45 PM
No, I pretty much think you are an elitist snob and no matter how hard I tried or even if I did not try and was just my loveable self you would still be an elitist snob. Buddy-Buddy never is going to happen, not even trying. Being buddies with Maradon, Snoota, Parcelan and Aury (others) is more likely and would be infinitely more rewarding.
Willias
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 05:04:49 PM
Okay, Almond, this is getting old.

Really, really old.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-30-2006 05:10:11 PM
quote:
Almond startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
No, I pretty much think you are an elitist snob and no matter how hard I tried or even if I did not try and was just my loveable self you would still be an elitist snob. Buddy-Buddy never is going to happen, not even trying. Being buddies with Maradon, Snoota, Parcelan and Aury (others) is more likely and would be infinitely more rewarding.

Then quit trying to interact with me, dipshit. You don't have the option of joking with me or acting like one of the dudes. Just. Fuck. Off.

We're never going to be buds, and you'll never be allowed to shoot the breeze with me or joke with me. Ever.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 05:18:37 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Duck Tales:
Then quit trying to interact with me, dipshit. You don't have the option of joking with me or acting like one of the dudes. Just. Fuck. Off.

We're never going to be buds, and you'll never be allowed to shoot the breeze with me or joke with me. Ever.


He tries to interact with you?

I thought he flings petty insults and crappy jokes/flame-bait at you thread after thread.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-30-2006 05:23:34 PM
Yeah, but I think those are his pathetic attempts at human interaction. You'd think he'd figure it out after a while and pester someone else.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-30-2006 05:39:17 PM
If on the off chance I ever encountered any of you EC people I'd be sure to treat you like the closest of freinds. I'm a warm and giving person despite what you might think otherwise. No one has ever walked away form my hospitality wouthout thinking "You know that Almond guy realy isnt that bad after all."
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-30-2006 05:40:56 PM
I'd be sure to hit you with my car.
Willias
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 05:48:47 PM
quote:
So sayeth the Bloodsage:
Yeah, but I think those are his pathetic attempts at human interaction. You'd think he'd figure it out after a while and pester someone else.

I don't think he's a complete idiot. He just seems to have a large stick shoved up his ass with Bloodsage written on it, and can't seem to dislodge it.

It's like, he's gone through different personality phases while here. At first he was a lurker after getting banned as Jackman, and actually posted some seemingly thought out posts.

Then he started posting more and returned to his "I'm a dumbass" Jackman self, and let the cat out of the bag that he's Jackman reborn. Started getting flamed again.

Then he went into some "Everything I post is full of happy and sweetness" phase, which was kind of creepy and annoying, and kept getting flamed. I think this is where he started stalking Ares.

Now he's in some other weird phase where all he does is flame-bait you nearly every time you post.

I mean, he's shown that he can post intelligently, and he's shown he can do cool things (he's given away stuff here), but it's like... he either tries too hard to be liked, rampantly posts stupid shit, or does what he's doing now. Which would be acting like a petty prick to a couple of people, making himself look like quite the douchebag.

Willias fucked around with this message on 11-30-2006 at 05:49 PM.

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 05:52:02 PM
quote:
Almond had this to say about (_|_):
If on the off chance I ever encountered any of you EC people I'd be sure to treat you like the closest of freinds. I'm a warm and giving person despite what you might think otherwise. No one has ever walked away form my hospitality wouthout thinking "You know that Almond guy realy isnt that bad after all."

Then quit. posting. stupid. shit.

I'm not saying you should stop posting stuff here, but it might be a good idea to slow down and make meaningful well-thought out posts that don't come across as flame-bait or trolling.

If you want people to quit thinking of you as a fool or an annoyance, quit doing foolish and annoying things.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-30-2006 06:09:46 PM
quote:
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Willias!
I think this is where he started stalking Ares.

Let's be honest here. What members of the board haven't stalked Ares?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 11-30-2006 06:21:24 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Densetsu was all like:
Let's be honest here. What members of the board haven't stalked Ares?

I haven't. Yet.

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 06:25:26 PM
quote:
Densetsu obviously shouldn't have said:
Let's be honest here. What members of the board haven't stalked Ares?

Ha.

But most people here were/are upfront about it, or did so jokingly, while good ol' Jackman acted rather serious and creepy about it.

Willias fucked around with this message on 11-30-2006 at 06:26 PM.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-30-2006 06:27:09 PM
quote:
What is a Batty? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
I haven't. Yet.

Premeditation is close enough!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 11-30-2006 06:31:13 PM
As far as I am aware no earnest compliment I gave Ares or interest I showed in what she was doing ever upset or otherwise made her feel uncomfortable. As an curtsey to those who did, I no longer comment on Ares.
Steven Steve
posted 11-30-2006 07:51:27 PM
I PIITB of Ares
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-30-2006 08:07:27 PM
I can't 1 this hard enough.

Ugh.

Talonus
Loner
posted 11-30-2006 08:10:34 PM
quote:
Batty attempted to be funny by writing:
I haven't. Yet.

I was feeling left out for a moment.

Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 11-30-2006 08:48:02 PM
What the fuck, how can they let her defile AC/DC
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-30-2006 08:59:47 PM
I go to my father's house for a few days and this happens? For crying out loud. She's in Vegas...maybe we can get Snoota to go whack her with a club or something.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-30-2006 09:03:32 PM
Though yeah the Anastacia chick at least sounds kinda "rock 'n roll"

Still, like one person at YouTube commented, it's a bit like when Britney Spears sang "We Will Rock You"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-30-2006 09:10:23 PM
I don't like Celine Dion in it, but that Anastacia chick is pretty good. She definitely sounds like she's belting out a rock song.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 11-30-2006 09:30:44 PM
I shall save this thread! With a good live cover.
"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-30-2006 09:33:45 PM
quote:
How.... Tyewa Dawnsister.... uughhhhhh:
I shall save this thread! With a shitty video of a good live cover.
Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 11-30-2006 09:44:31 PM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Optimus Prime:
[QB][/QB]

It is the best I could find on youtube of the live version. Feel free to watch Celine Dion if this is so shitty.

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 11-30-2006 11:13:29 PM
Wow... I am neither for nor against Almond here,...

But I seem to be missing where he posted in this thread, or do you all dislike him thay much that you like comments from other pages to ream him one here..?

Just a question.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Steven Steve
posted 11-30-2006 11:35:15 PM
Hahah.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 11-30-2006 11:41:57 PM
Hahaha indeed.

A while ago, when we were talking about banning Somthor, I said something like "you don't need to ban him, ignoring should be enough." I must now admit how very wrong that principle was.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-01-2006 12:57:17 AM
Almond does not exist.

Almond never existed.

You do not need to concern yourself with it.

You do not need to wonder about it.

You do not need to investigate it.

Strenght through unity.

Unity through faith.

Do not speak of this again.

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