I'll start this wild thread off with the following appointments (even though they haven't signed up, but they're on the Who's Online list and that makes them targets):
Vorago and his fanatic desire for snacks has landed him in:
The Followers of the Eternal Cheesenip
The Greenlit Sean's neverending hunger for shiny explosions places him in:
Boom Boom Babylon
Katrinity's method of cookie greatness is merely a front, for she is placed in:
The Glory of the Herald Collie Flower
The degenerate known as Tarquinn generally sits in taverns, shadowed at back tables, because of his placing:
The Divine Congregation of Aragornites
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Bajah had this to say about (_|_):
Katrinity's method of cookie greatness is merely a front, for she is placed in:
The Glory of the Herald Collie Flower
What is funny is that I have a Rough-Coat Collie (Lassie look alike) and Sheltie (mini Lassie). Long live the Glorious Herald Collie Flower!
Cadga continues his push for primate liberation in the:
The Whimsical Apes of Death
Gadani's console worship is cemented in his placement:
The Devotees of the Great Leader Wii60
Our moogle compatriot Mooj finds his feet firmly placed in the skies:
The Hounds of the Starmen
Kaiote's devotions are chanted thrice daily, for he is placed in:
The Minions of Paris Hilton
Mightion, once a glorious Paladin, finds his atonement in the hands of:
Denizons of the Mighty Platypus of Destiny
Oreowned, stealer of schtick, continues a reign of thiefdom for his cult:
Yes-Men of the Ever-Misunderstood Rat God
Xyrra, she of the long haired hippy people who need not apply, is placed with: Bajah fucked around with this message on 11-29-2006 at 05:39 PM.
The Disciples of She-ra, Princess of Power
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Is the world ending? 
Moogle, the most animate creature with dealie bobs on his head, is placed in:
The Church of Steve, God of Flouride
Hayato, whom I can't come up with anything interesting about, is placed in:
Followers of the Illustrious Broccoli and Cheese Hot Pocket
RIG, looking into his own future and skewing it poorly, is placed in:
The Church of the Left-Handed Testicle Lickers
The Mighty Soda-Bearing Sakkra, petunia of the desert, has found a home in:
The Footstools of Lord Peterus Jacksonius
Jargum of the Flies, lover of a thousand wet noodles, is placed in:
Soul Flayer, the Ice Cream Dandelion
Razor, the Hero of the Battle of the Spitwads, has landed firmly in:
The White Wings of the Heavenly Burrito
Batty, Master of the Mid-Bridge Handstand, landed himself in:
The Great 8 Eyed Mashed Potato Gumdrop Tiny Shoe
Ares, Warrior Poet and Cross-stitch Champion, enrolls herself in:
He Who Must Not Be Named Snoota
The Fatty Man who now calls himself the Spawn of Cthulhu ends up in: Bajah fucked around with this message on 11-29-2006 at 08:50 PM.
The Church of Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all
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Bajah had this to say about Pirotess:
Batty, Master of the Mid-Bridge Handstand, landed himself in:
The Great 8 Eyed Mashed Potato Gumdrop Tiny Shoe
I can't believe you still remember that. 
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Bajah had time to sputter this out before being killed by someone else's ambush:
Moogle, the most animate creature with dealie bobs on his head, is placed in:
The Church of Steve, God of Flouride
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Stevealations 2:09:
Topically applied fluoride does not prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by satellite.
Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 11-29-2006 at 09:01 PM.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Bajah had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Oreowned, stealer of schtick, continues a reign of thiefdom for his cult:
Yes-Men of the Ever-Misunderstood Rat God
Her! 
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The Fatty Man who now calls himself the Spawn of Cthulhu ends up in:
The Church of Dolla Dolla Bill Y'all[/QB]
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
That makes me sad.
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A sleep deprived Gunslinger Moogle stammered:
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It's all a commie plot to destroy your Precious Bodily Fluids!
boobies.Oh, and bitchin' pic Bajah.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hit me.
With what? 
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Mr. Gainsborough impressed everyone with:
With what?
you frighten and bewilder me.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
