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Topic: I'm Declaring War on Maradon
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 02:27:32 AM
Within hours, fighter jets from a Coalition of the Beaten by Parcelan Until They Agreed to Help Him Make War will be invading Maraq to depose him as the horrible leader of people he is.

Use this thread to discuss your undying support of this military action...unless you're a terrorist, in which case, bend over and grit your teeth.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-04-2005 02:29:33 AM
I'll admit it. Maraq has been supplying me with pr0nuclear secrets for years.

*Delybia waits to be bombed*

Maradon!
posted 03-04-2005 02:31:42 AM
My information minister assures me that there is no cause for alarm, that the Parcelican military is already fleeing in terror before our might.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-04-2005 07:39:38 AM
They stopped at Hooters, allegedly for wings.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Zair
The Imp
posted 03-04-2005 10:56:33 AM
The country of ... umm, Zaire, wishes to voice its opposition to this military action. The coalition can expect none of our prize-winning mangos.
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 03-04-2005 11:00:08 AM
The Nation of Overlord Bane(NOOB) Armies and whatnot are at Maradon's disposal.

Yes my armies of Massive Giant Hippies that Shoot flowers just like in that hippie fantasy that Lt Smash had in that episode of the simpsons.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-04-2005 12:06:20 PM
The Glorious Republic of Dethenstein will remain neutral in this conflict, sending coffee to Maraq and weapons of mass destruction to the Parcelanians (it amounts to the same thing)
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ares
posted 03-04-2005 12:06:52 PM
-Yuri-
Pancake
posted 03-04-2005 12:40:22 PM
Yurasia shall join with the Parcelican military in this venture.
UBT
Pancake
posted 03-04-2005 01:04:35 PM
The Superior Air Forces of UBTendomville sit ready for war, awaiting sizeable offers from either side to drag them into war.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-04-2005 01:45:45 PM
I can make sandwiches.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 03-04-2005 01:50:50 PM
quote:
Verily, Ares doth proclaim:
Can I be the drummer? Or flag carrier?

I'm the drummer.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-04-2005 01:52:47 PM
The Mighty(on) Knights of the Holy Empire of Mesolania are on constant border patrol to make sure no refugees from either country tries to take refuge here.

That, and I'm waiting for the pizza guy.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-04-2005 02:11:09 PM
Beaukatium remains neutral in this war.

We will provide aide to the losers, however.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-04-2005 02:26:26 PM
The official position of the Socialist government within the state of Whelanstan abhors and condemns all attempts of war against Maraq. As such, they have declared a state of war against Parcelan, and have urged the major powers within the world to move against him as well.

With this declaration of war, comes a request; The state of Whelanstan wishes to become full allies with Maraq in hopes of conquering their common foe.

The president of Whelanstan was quoted as saying, "Such outrageous acts of arrogance will be met with fierce opposition. The offenders shall be punished."

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-04-2005 03:10:18 PM
High above the ground in the massive flying nation-island-city of Cookietopia, a kitsune cackles in sinister glee. "All my plans are rippening well..soon the world will be consumed in war and Cookietopia shall move in to collect the pieces and make it all a part of the Great Cookie Empire! Mwhahahahahahahaha!"

^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-04-2005 03:20:11 PM
quote:
See, your Katrinity means your hair. So technically it's true.
High above the ground in the massive flying nation-island-city of Cookietopia, a kitsune cackles in sinister glee. "All my plans are rippening well..soon the world will be consumed in war and Cookietopia shall move in to collect the pieces and make it all a part of the Great Cookie Empire! Mwhahahahahahahaha!"

^.^


Don't look now, but your cookie is crumbling.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 03-04-2005 03:27:21 PM
Rekoi will first side with aggressor, but after a critical press fumble on Parcelan's part will switch sides to claim the dubous moral high ground.
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-04-2005 07:35:47 PM
The Innoruuk's Dictatorship of the rotting front porch in Innotuulul swamp will donate 20% of its arm to your cause!

*gives parce his dirty socks in a sealed box*

diadem fucked around with this message on 03-04-2005 at 07:36 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Ares
posted 03-04-2005 08:14:48 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm the drummer.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-04-2005 08:23:16 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Delphi Aegis said this:
I'll admit it. Maraq has been supplying me with pr0nuclear secrets for years.

*Delybia waits to be bombed*


The Delybians wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and gave them a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-04-2005 08:25:57 PM
quote:
Densetsu got bored and wrote this:
The Delybians wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and gave them a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts!

The Delybians then shot you and chased a dumb looking car until it dissapeared and we crashed into a photo booth.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-04-2005 08:30:35 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The Delybians then shot you and chased a dumb looking car until it dissapeared and we crashed into a photo booth.

Good thing for that bullet-proof vest, eh?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-04-2005 08:37:10 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Good thing for that bullet-proof vest, eh?

I still say in one reality you died, in the other you had the vest.

I still crashed into that dumb photo booth, though. My awesome VW van is totalled!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 03-04-2005 08:41:29 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis obviously shouldn't have said:
I still say in one reality you died, in the other you had the vest.

I still crashed into that dumb photo booth, though. My awesome VW van is totalled!


Either way, I win!

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
CBTao
Pancake
posted 03-04-2005 10:10:54 PM
Know that Maraq and CBTaowan are one, and that should the oppresive forces of the Coalition of the Beaten by Parcelan Until They Agreed to Help Him Make War dare to violate Maraqi soil, they will summarily be countered and in the end subjigated, to either servce in Maradon's Elite Hentaiyeen Brigade, or to supply Alcohol Karnaj's twisted experiments in mixology.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-04-2005 10:13:11 PM
quote:
CBTao had this to say about Tron:
Know that Maraq and CBTaowan are one, and that should the oppresive forces of the Coalition of the Beaten by Parcelan Until They Agreed to Help Him Make War dare to violate Maraqi soil, they will summarily be countered and in the end subjigated, to either servce in Maradon's Elite Hentaiyeen Brigade, or to supply Alcohol Karnaj's twisted experiments in mixology.

Two large pepperoni pizzas, a 30 pack of Guinness and a copy of "Rump Raiders 2: Return to the Temple of Poon" if you stay out of our way.

Maradon!
posted 03-05-2005 02:51:07 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Two large pepperoni pizzas, a 30 pack of Guinness and a copy of "Rump Raiders 2: Return to the Temple of Poon" if you stay out of our way.

I have preemptively outbid you and signed a highly profitible "Porn for Oil" treaty with CBTaowan

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-05-2005 02:52:16 AM
Maraq shall have Gainzania's army on his side.
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 03-05-2005 02:54:35 AM
I got nukes, anyone want to buy some nukes?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-05-2005 03:03:53 AM

Convenient sigpic size.

Maradon!
posted 03-05-2005 03:08:43 AM
oh shit
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 03-05-2005 11:15:49 AM
Paintopia has decied to take its army of elite TIGER SPARROWS and whore them out as mercenaries to the higest bidder!

Soon to be released onto mankind in waves of death are the "Abominations of God's work"

enjoy!

EDIT: also FYIMYC!

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 03-05-2005 at 11:16 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 03-05-2005 11:23:36 AM
^^^^ eeeew, who goes to ebaumsworld?

Snugglitania is going to step in and ally with itself, thus doubling its power!

Maradon, that picture rocks

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 03-05-2005 12:29:08 PM
Uhh...let's see. I can probably get like..two or three other canadians, and we'll grab some sticks and rocks, and work for whoever gives us beer.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
All times are US/Eastern
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