Tied to a chair money in your mouth, hehehe wife is in one of her moods again 
I think I scared the crap out of the gas-meter person, since it occurred to me after I closed the door that I was gesturing with it.
I tend to be a bit absent-minded at times.
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Drakkenmaw was naked while typing this:
I've answered the door with a butcher knife in hand before. Was preparing lunch, and just sorta didn't realize what I was doing while I went to answer the ring at the doorbell.I think I scared the crap out of the gas-meter person, since it occurred to me after I closed the door that I was gesturing with it.
I tend to be a bit absent-minded at times.
were you butchering meat so it was all bloody too?
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diadem wrote this stupid crap:
were you butchering meat so it was all bloody too?
Generally I don't prepare cuts of meat for cooking, unless it's chicken (which doesn't much bleed). I use meat-knifes for most everything, since they're sharp and tough and thus good for general cooking. So, probably not.
Don't remember the exact details, though. Just remember afterwards thinking "Man, that guy was really fidgety. I wonder why?" And then I went back to cooking, and about 5 minutes later went "Oh."
So one day I answered the door ass naked with a huge boner and they never came back.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
huge boner
Sure. We believe you.
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Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
There used to be this Johova's(or whatever!) Witness family that would come by every Sunday and try to convert us.So one day I answered the door ass naked with a huge boner and they never came back.
The last time I had a pack of them come to the door was after a marathon RPG session at my house... I answered the door half asleep and got into a conversation and one of the guys I was playing with screamed out "Dude, come in here and help us... John's having problems holding down the virgin for the scarifice!".
The look of terror still makes me grin. 
Was the day after my old man took us trap shooting and had just finished cleaning it, bell rang and I answered it still holding the gun.
Was wondering why he looked so weirded out. =\
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A sleep deprived Zephyer Kyuukaze stammered:
Back when I used to live by myself, I answered the door holding a sword.
I've done that.
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Monica had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I answered the door for the pizza guy in my pajamas once.Was wondering why he looked so weirded out. =\
Were they covered in blood from butchering meat?
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one time he did this a day or two after i had serious surgery on my overly broken nose. i had huge black eyes and a t cast (a cast that looks like a cross-goes from my forhead to the tip of my nose, and then another part that goes straight across the middle), i was on every hard pain killer you could think of, could barely walk, and i was only wearing a t-shirt (this was towards the end of december a few yrs ago)
so he rings the bell none stop, he comes, taps on the window where im sleeping on the couch to make me come get the mail and i have to stand there freezing, incoherent, a total mess, and in a t-shirt while he made me sign for a package and then made me stand and wait while he had to call his post office to see about making me sign for something else.
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From the book of Lady Delirium, chapter 3, verse 16:
our creepy mail man has an odd habit of occansionally bringing the mail to the front door and stand there ringing the bell until some one answers.one time he did this a day or two after i had serious surgery on my overly broken nose. i had huge black eyes and a t cast (a cast that looks like a cross-goes from my forhead to the tip of my nose, and then another part that goes straight across the middle), i was on every hard pain killer you could think of, could barely walk, and i was only wearing a t-shirt (this was towards the end of december a few yrs ago)
so he rings the bell none stop, he comes, taps on the window where im sleeping on the couch to make me come get the mail and i have to stand there freezing, incoherent, a total mess, and in a t-shirt while he made me sign for a package and then made me stand and wait while he had to call his post office to see about making me sign for something else.
Thats when you shut the door in his face, and go get a baseball bat then re-open the door if he rings the door bell again. 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Lady Delirium wrote:
our creepy mail man has an odd habit of occansionally bringing the mail to the front door and stand there ringing the bell until some one answers.one time he did this a day or two after i had serious surgery on my overly broken nose. i had huge black eyes and a t cast (a cast that looks like a cross-goes from my forhead to the tip of my nose, and then another part that goes straight across the middle), i was on every hard pain killer you could think of, could barely walk, and i was only wearing a t-shirt (this was towards the end of december a few yrs ago)
so he rings the bell none stop, he comes, taps on the window where im sleeping on the couch to make me come get the mail and i have to stand there freezing, incoherent, a total mess, and in a t-shirt while he made me sign for a package and then made me stand and wait while he had to call his post office to see about making me sign for something else.
bloody hell how did you bust up your nose that bad? Those sort of braces are, I always thought, for people who virtually separated their nose arch from the front of their skull or something.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
bloody hell how did you bust up your nose that bad? Those sort of braces are, I always thought, for people who virtually separated their nose arch from the front of their skull or something.
Oral sex gone bad with her boyfriend's massive thirty inch cock.
i busted my nose a bunch of times actually, i couldnt even breathe out of it
after the first big break, it was just more and more fragile
i actually had to get two surgeries cause the first one didnt fix it
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Lady Delirium's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
our creepy mail man has an odd habit of occansionally bringing the mail to the front door and stand there ringing the bell until some one answers.
Uh...
That's their job. 
Or if they have something that's slightly too big for your letterbox.
I grabbed the sub with the tongs, paid the guy with the tongs, and only noticed after the fact that the tongs were covered with animal grease. [ 12-17-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]
