My ears [ 12-15-2003: Message edited by: Elvish Crack Piper ]
Would be funny though.
The scary thing is my sister usualy walks up for school between now and at the half hour, so the first thing she is hearing this morning is that...
Is your mom hot?
She was the one making the noise...
Listening to your siblings having sex.
Yep.
I'd guess the worst would be for you to hear your sibilings having sex with your parents while your family pet was video taping.....
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Mortious impressed everyone with:
What's worse than listening to your parents having sex?Listening to your siblings having sex.
With eachother? That is worse.
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El Imán Grande! had this to say:
With eachother? That is worse.
You disgust me, sir!
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El Imán Grande! had this to say about Punky Brewster:
With eachother? That is worse.
WHAT KIND OF WIERD FAMILY DO YOU COME FROM?!
Are you a redneck? [ 12-15-2003: Message edited by: The Azure Knight ]
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Mortious's fortune cookie read:
What's worse than listening to your parents having sex?Listening to your siblings having sex.
Yep.
Ugh! The image.. it burns!
0_o
My dad didnt even drop me a 20 this time when he finds me downstairs after they do it, cheap bastard.
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Somthor stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
There was the time i passed out in a bar and woke up with a sore jaw and a stomach full of {somthing}
That was you? Sorry, I thought you were dead.
Now they are just enjoying the plumbing, so what? It makes them happy.
45 isn't THAT old tcha.
Im faulting my mom for having loud screams when Im in the next room
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There was much rejoicing when Elvish Crack Piper said this:
No it isnt Nae and Im not faulting them for having sex.Im faulting my mom for having loud screams when Im in the next room
So find a screamer, take her to your room and get back at them.
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This insanity brought to you by Elvish Crack Piper:
No it isnt Nae and Im not faulting them for having sex.Im faulting my mom for having loud screams when Im in the next room
Don't fault her, be proud of your Dad for being able to make her scream. Most guys don't have it in them.
You shoulda given your Dad a highfive. hahaha
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Sith Lord Nae had this to say about (_|_):
Don't fault her, be proud of your Dad for being able to make her scream. Most guys don't have it in them.You shoulda given your Dad a highfive. hahaha
or a gag. Then wink at him.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Captain Planet:
My dad didnt even drop me a 20 this time when he finds me downstairs after they do it, cheap bastard.
Shoulda made a comment like "Wow dad, you sure did make her squeal.."
.. then watch as he peels off a $50 and says "Go see a movie or something son..."
The horror, the horror.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael attempted to be funny by writing:
I heard my Dad and stepmother going at it one night. That was creepy. At first I thought they were jumping on the bed, or that the ceiling fan was broken. Then I remembered there was no ceiling fan in their room. Realization dawned.The horror, the horror.
Thanks.. now you broke my poor little brain.
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Jajahotep impressed everyone with:
Thanks.. now you broke my poor little brain.
Adam 1, Jaja...uh.. 28. Damn.
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Even if they ever did have sex in the room at night while we were both home, I certainly never noticed. I guess I'm lucky that my bedroom and my parents' bedroom are on the opposite sides of the hallway. 
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Verily, KaLourin doth proclaim:
I walked in on my mother and step father going at it once. Looked in the room and said "oh shit.. hey!" and walked out. Step father couldnt perform after that.
Comedy Gold!
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My parents only "do it" like twice a year.. Whenever they go away without us... O.o;I think that's cause when my sister was younger and had a friend sleepover they heard my rents having sex and my mom saying my dad's name with "fuck" inserted every so often.. X_X;
Although I do wish I had been able to catch the girls rushing to get clothes. For some reason they always knew to just cover with the blanket and wait for me to leave though. *sigh*
And then, nine months later, I had another little sister...
-Tok
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KaLourin had this to say about Captain Planet:
I walked in on my mother and step father going at it once. Looked in the room and said "oh shit.. hey!" and walked out. Step father couldnt perform after that.
Same thing happend to me. I went in there to tell them I was leaving with my friend Tina at 2 am, I walked in, realized what they were doing, and ran back in my room to tell Ashley and Tina. It sucked.
My father, got called by my calc teacher. Seemed I had been spotted at school earlier that day, but was not there in class. She was worried. He drove home, and walks in the house all quiet-like. An amazing feat, considering he's 6'2" 250, and we lived in a second floor apartment. Anyway, he walks in, pounds on my bedroom door, and it opens. To reveal my girlfriend playing cowgirl.
Me "Yes?"
Dad "Uhh, yeah. Need to talk, now."
Soon as she was driving away my father and I had the second talk. The one about birth control, and all that. He also complimented her on her sweet, sweet ass. This disturbed me.
But, even funnier.
My Niece, walks in on my sister, and my brother in law. All I heard was:
"DADDY!, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COOCHIE???"
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