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Topic: Um.. first Pr0ncrest comic.....
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 10-21-2003 08:10:40 AM
Sorry... I kinda just threw this all together. I'll be developing the story as I go. I hope Falannla doesn't mind being a character...

Pr0nCrest: A Perverted Comic

If you can't figure out why I put the NSFW tag up, I feel sorry for you...

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-21-2003 08:13:52 AM
...

Umm... inter...esting?

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-21-2003 09:21:42 AM
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 10-21-2003 09:29:42 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Falaanla Marr:

LMAO. Poor Fal

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-21-2003 09:36:20 AM
heheh *pats Fal on the back*
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-21-2003 09:39:32 AM
quote:
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Falaanla Marr suddenly said,

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 10-21-2003 10:00:31 AM
Just a word of advice... Having the age and adult material disclaimer on the same page as said material, kinda defeats the purpose. You should have it on the page before the comic actually loads. In a linkto.

And umm.. Okay. Yeah...


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-21-2003 10:05:14 AM
YAY!,w asnt this aroudna ges ago, ahd htne like everyoen ot eh broed read it but me cuase i coudlnt procure the link naywyhere adn every thread ahd some sort of efernace to it and i jsut sat their all IM CONGUSED!

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 10-21-2003 10:06:09 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mog stammered:
YAY!,w asnt this aroudna ges ago, ahd htne like everyoen ot eh broed read it but me cuase i coudlnt procure the link naywyhere adn every thread ahd some sort of efernace to it and i jsut sat their all IM CONGUSED!

And now I'm confused, too.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 10-21-2003 10:19:53 AM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Mog scored a straight 1 with:
YAY!,w asnt this aroudna ges ago, ahd htne like everyoen ot eh broed read it but me cuase i coudlnt procure the link naywyhere adn every thread ahd some sort of efernace to it and i jsut sat their all IM CONGUSED!

"Wonderful! Was this comic not being perused by all of the fine people on this board other than myself, due to the fact that I was unable to locate the URL to the comic? The fact that most threads would never offer that due to people not wanting to worry about age requirements had me sitting in my chair completely boggled!"

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-21-2003 10:22:09 AM
I'm kinda miffed at Keenspace lately. They are blocking those of us with firewalls, so the comics don't ever display.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-21-2003 11:11:02 AM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2003 11:18:02 AM
Now that's one sexy penis-headed woman.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-21-2003 11:48:04 AM
There once was a girl from Venus,
Who's head was shaped like a _____
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
nem-x
posted 10-21-2003 12:37:55 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Falaanla Marr!

Ahahahah, that smiley owns!

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-21-2003 12:39:11 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when nem-x wrote:
Ahahahah, that smiley owns!

I stole it from my guild's board.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 10-21-2003 12:53:13 PM
Mastress. I like that.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 10-21-2003 02:29:03 PM
Yay PC returns I still the link to the old comic a couple years ago, but it don't work no more...

But still PC is back, and all was good

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-21-2003 02:29:29 PM
Hey Kenn. You're not funny anymore.

Put colour back into your comics, use clean inked lines like you used to, and make it about things we care about.

Mod
Pancake
posted 10-21-2003 02:33:45 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Mog said:
YAY!,w asnt this aroudna ges ago, ahd htne like everyoen ot eh broed read it but me cuase i coudlnt procure the link naywyhere adn every thread ahd some sort of efernace to it and i jsut sat their all IM CONGUSED!

You do know one could just google for it, right?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Broadzilla
Pancake
posted 10-21-2003 02:34:47 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
Now that's one sexy penis-headed woman.

What a dickhead. Roflollolz

"I like lesbians with a giddy delight. If I had my own pair, I'd jack off every night."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."
"There are easier things in life then finding a good guy like nailing Jell-0 to a tree."

[T E C H N O D R O M E] // [E R I N E Y ' S M I N D]

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-21-2003 02:54:29 PM
quote:
Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
use clean inked lines like you used to

I agree. The current look has too much of an MS Paint feel to it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 10-21-2003 02:56:44 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Captain Planet:
Hey Kenn. You're not funny anymore.

Put colour back into your comics, use clean inked lines like you used to, and make it about things we care about.


...And I was gonna try something subtle

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-21-2003 03:03:42 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Mortious:
Hey Kenn. You're not funny anymore.

Put colour back into your comics, use clean inked lines like you used to, and make it about things we care about.


Precisely.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-21-2003 04:07:34 PM
Ouch...dang guys...Subtle would've been better. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM would've been better. s'not flameball heh
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 10-21-2003 04:23:37 PM
quote:
How.... Mortious.... uughhhhhh:
Hey Kenn. You're not funny anymore.

Put colour back into your comics, use clean inked lines like you used to, and make it about things we care about.


I will if I can get my hands on a few good tools. I need a ruling pen and a bottle of india ink (what I used to use long ago). I can't just go using other tools; felt tipped markers bleed into the paper, and tech pens get clogged up by the graphite on the paper. Also, coloring a comic takes me at least 2-3 hours, which was why I stopped long ago... but soon I should be able to do color again.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 10-21-2003 04:26:05 PM
YES!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 10-21-2003 04:39:31 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
Ouch...dang guys...Subtle would've been better. CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM would've been better. s'not flameball heh

quote:
Mortious, omg:
Put colour back into your comics, use clean inked lines like you used to, and make it about things we care about.

If that wasn't constructive, then I don't know what is...

Jesus, this "OMGZ DUNT HURRT ME FEELINGS!@# OLNY IN FLAEMBLALALAZ" attitude is really annoying.
This forum was far more interesting when you actually were allowed to disagree with someone.
This is Smurfville, BS was right.

[ 10-21-2003: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-21-2003 05:19:58 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Tron:
If that wasn't constructive, then I don't know what is...

Jesus, this "OMGZ DUNT HURRT ME FEELINGS!@# OLNY IN FLAEMBLALALAZ" attitude is really annoying.
This forum was far more interesting when you actually were allowed to disagree with someone.
This is Smurfville, BS was right.


Constructive criticism doesn't start with kicking someone in the proverbial nuts, Tarq. Being an asshole then saying something nice afterwards doesn't change the fact you were being an asshole to start with.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-21-2003 05:21:40 PM
nem-x
posted 10-21-2003 05:23:44 PM
You pussies whine about everything.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-21-2003 06:10:24 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Constructive smurfism doesn't start with smurfing someone in the proverbial smurfs, Tarq. Being a smurfhole then saying something smurfy afterwards doesn't change the fact you were smurfing an asssmurf to smurf with.

haw haw

Hellbender
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 10-21-2003 08:41:23 PM
I really, really hate flameball. My impression I got was that it was created for people who like see everyone get in a big argument so they can whack off to all of it (i.e. Parcelan, he really seems to get off on that stuff). I'm all for voicing your opinion when you don't agree with someone, but putting up an unmoderated board that encourages arguments for the sake of it has got to be one of the worst ideas I've come across in a long time. If I disagree with you on an issue, I'll tell you then directly. And I can do it without getting myself banned on a moderated board. I don't need a whole separate flamefest board to get my point across.

(Sorry to derail the thread)

My 2cp,
-Tok

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-21-2003 08:44:09 PM
Woah, that was a long way to go just to attack me, dude.

But I guess you can't go about it in a PM like you say, eh? I was going to write a nasty sort of letter here, since I get off on that stuff, but cowards and fat ogres are two of my big turn-offs.

Now, if you want to fight me again, do it like a man instead of writing on a bathroom wall.

[ 10-21-2003: Message edited by: Mr. Parcelan ]

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 10-21-2003 08:46:07 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
haw haw

omfg! Behold the power of smurf.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Captain Hagrid Starcrust III
Pancake
posted 10-21-2003 10:49:13 PM
quote:
Toktuk said this about your mom:
I really, really hate flameball. My impression I got was that it was created for people who like see everyone get in a big argument so they can whack off to all of it (i.e. Parcelan, he really seems to get off on that stuff). I'm all for voicing your opinion when you don't agree with someone, but putting up an unmoderated board that encourages arguments for the sake of it has got to be one of the worst ideas I've come across in a long time. If I disagree with you on an issue, I'll tell you then directly. And I can do it without getting myself banned on a moderated board. I don't need a whole separate flamefest board to get my point across.

I have a theory that Drysart uses "other boards" as an ingenious way of eliminating topics he'd rather not talk about or see talked about.

Too much irritating war talk on the boards? Make a war-only board and mandate everybody go there to talk about war. Rather than bother with the new board, people will just stop talking about war.

Tally of foods I haven't fucked up:
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Home Fries
  • Tuna Salad Sandwich
  • Hard boiled egg
    Live Journaley Goodness
  • Tarquinn
    Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
    posted 10-22-2003 10:01:19 AM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
    Constructive criticism doesn't start with kicking someone in the proverbial nuts, Tarq. Being an asshole then saying something nice afterwards doesn't change the fact you were being an asshole to start with.

    Yeah, right. So you basically want "constructive criticism" without the "criticism".

    Smurf.

    ~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
    Trillee
    I <3 My Deviant
    posted 10-22-2003 10:35:13 AM
    quote:
    ACES! Another post by Tarquinn:
    Yeah, right. So you basically want "constructive criticism" without the "criticism".

    Smurf.


    *mutters* smurfin' smurf smurf....

    Hellbender
    Pooh Ogre
    Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
    posted 10-22-2003 06:15:16 PM
    quote:
    This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
    Woah, that was a long way to go just to attack me, dude.

    But I guess you can't go about it in a PM like you say, eh? I was going to write a nasty sort of letter here, since I get off on that stuff, but cowards and fat ogres are two of my big turn-offs.

    Now, if you want to fight me again, do it like a man instead of writing on a bathroom wall.


    I didn't make the post specificly to attack you, although I can kind of see how you'd take it that way, since you were the only person I mentioned in my post. But also the best example, so *Shrug*.

    Why the hostility, though? You've said before that you've wanted a place where people could argue unmoderated and have a big, giant, nasty free-for-all. And you were the moderator for flameball when it opened. It's not like I'm pointing out anything you haven't admitted in the past anyway. If what I said pisses you off, maybe you should stop making trollish posts all the time.

    You can call me fat and question my honor by insuiating I'm not a "real man" or something like that, but I really don't feel like getting into a shouting match with you over it. I mean, who are you? Just some punk kid who runs his mouth on message boards on the Internet. Name calling by wanna-be Internet bullies doesn't intimidate me, you should know that by now.

    -Tok

    [ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Toktuk ]

    Taskmaster Bajah
    Pancake
    posted 10-22-2003 06:17:42 PM
    Parce, Toktuk -- Take it to PMs or drop it.

    You've both gotten way off topic and are looking to start something that doesn't need to be started.

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