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Topic: Lady D is here to help you!
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-31-2003 11:06:24 PM
come forth oh evercresters and ask me a question

be it about hair/nail/skin care, life, love, happiness or parents

lady d is here to help.


i should change my name to mama delirium...

ask away


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 07-31-2003 11:07:01 PM
What's a good way to get paint flecks off of skin?
Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 07-31-2003 11:07:34 PM
What color should I paint my nails?
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 07-31-2003 11:08:57 PM
Why does it hurt when I do this?
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Skaw
posted 07-31-2003 11:09:08 PM
What color should I paint my nai... Shed.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2003 11:12:53 PM
What's the best way to eliminate a lawyer who lives in Pittsburgh, attended Harvard, is now nice and skinny, and is probably armed and dangerous?
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-31-2003 11:14:16 PM
Ferret: Try scrubbing hard paint remover..that turpentine stuff

Emily: Paint your nails a bright pink or red. bright colors are pleasant and very in.

Skaw: paint your shed in coordination to your house. whether it be the actual color, or whether it just be the color of your trim.

Gydion: im sorry love, i need more info than that

Len: Armed and dangerous? contact authorities or go the easier way...call vito rizzuto.

[ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Sean
posted 07-31-2003 11:15:02 PM
Boxers or briefs?
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-31-2003 11:15:54 PM
Sean: Boxers.

yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Sean
posted 07-31-2003 11:17:00 PM
Wise you are.

Apples or Oranges?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 07-31-2003 11:18:46 PM
Why did Lady D not answer my question? I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!

[ 07-31-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 07-31-2003 11:19:10 PM
Unlocking Cantrip or Auto Skeleton Key?
Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 07-31-2003 11:20:52 PM
Sean: since its late and your prolly feeling lazy just lounging at the computer, the softer juicier one for now: orange

Teg: auto skeleton key

Len: i did too


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Addy
posted 07-31-2003 11:23:40 PM
My hair hates me. I try everything to get it nice and volumey, but it DOESN'T WORK. My hair is fine, but I have a lot of it, and it's really slippery at times. I can't even put it in a ponytail for long. ;_; If it grows out past my shoulders, it's extremely flat. And I hate this flatness. ;_; So like, help me! What's a good way to get my hair all bouncy and stuff?

... Did that even make sense?

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-31-2003 11:25:18 PM
Why do I look so damn good? It can't be fair to the other people in the world.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2003 11:34:27 PM
I ate too much and I have a headache. Am I turning Japanese?
Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 07-31-2003 11:40:50 PM
How can I make alot of money...without getting a job, robbing something, or killing someone?
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-31-2003 11:42:29 PM
quote:
Amber's account was hax0red to write:
How can I make alot of money...without getting a job, robbing something, or killing someone?

Magic!

Burger
BANNED!
posted 08-01-2003 12:39:01 AM
I'm in love with my best friend, I'm flitring with someone in the next town and trying to start a relationship there, and I'm seeing my ex next weekend to seduce her.

It just seems a little strange to me.
help?

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-01-2003 02:01:48 AM
Last time I asked this question Cuthulu killed me....

Oh well! Have you seen the muffin man? Also, what is the meaning of life.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-01-2003 02:07:13 AM
May I have au$1255, please?
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-01-2003 02:11:21 AM
How can I be more like Captain Jack Sparrow?
Puggy
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 02:15:37 AM
Whats the best way to go about world domination?
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-01-2003 02:16:08 AM
Why have I suddenly grown a third ball? I think it may be testicular cancer.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-01-2003 02:23:02 AM
quote:
Cool Hand Luke wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Why have I suddenly grown a third ball? I think it may be testicular cancer.

Nah, a spider layed its eggs in your scrotum. That third ball is the egg cluster.

Just squeeze it really hard to crush them before they hatch and eat your sexual organs from the inside-out.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-01-2003 02:35:51 AM
What should I put my rat-face on next? (A pic given would be nice)
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-01-2003 03:46:51 AM
quote:
Rodent King painfully thought these words up:
What should I put my rat-face on next? (A pic given would be nice)

Pr0n or Parc's Orc or godzilla.

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 08-01-2003 05:08:43 AM
Why don't energy drinks keep me awake?

RK: Legolas

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Alleria Qui'farush ]

Ace in the Spade
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 05:16:19 AM
Am I hungry? Do my socks match? Why are the dust bunnies circling ominiously over me?
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.
Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 08-01-2003 05:25:10 AM
What's it like to fall in love?
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 10:14:52 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Amber wrote:
How can I make alot of money...without getting a job, robbing something, or killing someone?

Underpants.

Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 08-01-2003 10:15:44 AM
quote:
Terena Azal's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What's it like to fall in love?

Underpants.

Yuri
posted 08-01-2003 10:19:42 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Terena Azal:
What's it like to fall in love?

Truly the greatest feeling anyone could ever feel and the feeling never goes away.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-01-2003 10:52:42 AM
Addy: Get your hair layered in long layers. It adds shape and volume to your hair, and plus its really nice looking


Blindy: Why not ask your reflection that.

Parce: No. Japanese are a.) too small to eat too much. b.) never get headaches cause its too quiet there and c.) have too much advanced technology to have to deal with any of it

Amber: eBay. Or sell drugs. Theyre the same to me


Haha


Burger: If you love your best friend, then leave it at that. However, it seems your affection and..em…desires reach beyond these boundaries (you are only human after all) Flirting is alright…but how can you begin a new relationship if youre in love with another person? If you want to seduce your ex, that’s okay too, but as long as its..well…to get play to put it…bluntly. It really isnt all that strange to be honest…like I said, youre only human. If you love your friend, and are flirting with another person, don’t go any further with her; (the ‘flirtee’) don’t lead someone on when you aren’t ready to give your entire self to her. If you need anymore advice/counselling PM me or IM me
^)_______(^

Y.O.T.G. : Check on dreary lane. The meaning of life? To live it. The meaning of life is whatever you make it out to be.

Vorbo: Experience. Go do lots of stuff. Experience equals knowledge for cool random shit, which makes you cool. Captain Jack happens to know lotsa cool useless shit from experience and that makes him cool.

Puggy: Start by convincing stupid 13 year old children that you are super human. It’ll work.

Snoota: It just may be. Testicular, Prostate whatever. Either that or that radioactive food you spend your days around is finally kicking in.

Rodent King: How about Legolas? (as suggested) or go to www.somethingawful.com then to Cliff Yablonski’s section. You’ll definitely get some good pictures there. Plus its entertaining as all hell.

Alleria: They don’t effect you likely because youre searching in the wrong place. Most energy drinks sold in average stores wont cut it; you’d need a whole lot of them to get a caffiene kick. On www.thinkgeek.com, they sell several highly caffienated drinks that will most certainly keep you awake, and for a long time at that. While you will never find an energy drink that gets ya on the first one, these ones will get you much quicker than the others. I recommend the drink “Bawls”.

Terena: I quote Moulin Rouge in saying, “love is like oxygen”
This can work two ways:

1.) it’s such a wonderful thing that consumes you…you live and breathe it and you..well live off of it.
2.) It can work against you too; if you become too independent on love or the idea of it, it’s a very bad thing for you, especially if it..one day disappears or…’lessens’..

My experience with love is fantastic. Its like theres nothing wrong in the world and you don’t even need anything around you except for each other
You feel euphorically happy together…and everything is okay…and it will always be okay. Even if one day it..leaves you..you'll never forget it. you may think once it goes the first and even second time that its hopeless to ever become close to anyone again. this isnt true: you get over the hurt and realize how wonderful it all was, and you never ever forget.

[ 08-01-2003: Message edited by: Lady Delirium ]


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 08-01-2003 01:51:59 PM
quote:
Lenlalron Flameblaster wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What's the best way to eliminate a lawyer who lives in Pittsburgh, attended Harvard, is now nice and skinny, and is probably armed and dangerous?

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-01-2003 01:53:13 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lenlalron Flameblaster was all like:
What's the best way to eliminate a lawyer who lives in Pittsburgh, attended Harvard, is now nice and skinny, and is probably armed and dangerous?

Tempt him with extra spicy Buffalo Wings? ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 08-01-2003 11:49:35 PM
When I go to the Chicago EQ Fan Faire in costume, should I smear stuff in my hair to make it white and buy white extensions? Or should I bleach my hair as white as I can, then buy extensions? Or should I try and find a wig that fits my GREAT BEEG HEAD?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 08-02-2003 02:33:31 AM
Dear Lady D,

Well? What do you think?

Signed,
Taran

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-02-2003 02:35:10 AM
Nice cleavage, oh Dark Prince.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-02-2003 02:51:58 AM
I ask as I have in two other places... Lady D, what should I do while in Orlando/Disney World?
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