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Topic: Time for the eight o'clock dildo
Maradon!
posted 06-22-2003 07:56:04 PM
Suddar
posted 06-22-2003 07:57:22 PM
It looks like one of those Ringpop things. You know, they had the big candy diamond?

Yeah.

Ringcock?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-22-2003 07:57:45 PM
Looks like strawberry jello with a dead mouse inside.
Maradon!
posted 06-22-2003 07:58:24 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Suddar booooze lime pole over bench lick:
It looks like one of those Ringpop things.

Actually I think it's attached to a pneumatic jackhammer...

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-22-2003 08:00:43 PM
quote:
Bill's account was hax0red to write:
Actually I think it's attached to a pneumatic jackhammer...


Where can I order these from?

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 06-22-2003 08:01:05 PM
quote:
Bill had this to say about Pirotess:
Actually I think it's attached to a pneumatic jackhammer...

WOOHOO!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 06-22-2003 08:01:06 PM
quote:
Mortious's account was hax0red to write:
Looks like strawberry jello with a dead mouse inside.

LOL!!!

Destroyer of Mystiana
Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 08:02:10 PM
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Maradon!
posted 06-22-2003 08:14:23 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Mortious who doth quote:
Where can I order these from?

I dunno, I just found a picture titled "dildo_on_pneumatic_jackhamer.jpg"

Oh shi...
what
posted 06-22-2003 08:18:49 PM
quote:
Venefica probably says this to all the girls:
LOL!!!

Mystania?

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-22-2003 08:19:51 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Knight Rider:
Looks like strawberry jello with a dead mouse inside.

It's death, but a good burial...

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-22-2003 08:21:44 PM
quote:
How.... Rodent King.... uughhhhhh:
It's death, but a good burial...

You need to die for that.

Taran
Dark Prince
posted 06-22-2003 08:33:56 PM
quote:
What the Venefica??
LOL!!!

*tackles!*

Gains
Pancake
posted 06-22-2003 08:54:16 PM
Hmm...with that lever extending from the bottom it looks as if it could be a sort of see-saw dildo.

They just didn't put both sides on camera.

OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-22-2003 10:46:38 PM
it looks an awful lot liks someone trying to build something like off fuckingmachine.com only without their fine craftsmanship. here, I'll see if I can find what I mean...

NSFW!!!!! http://galleries.fukingmachines.com/galgen/gallys/galTDT7Ac/1043180619/

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Maradon!
posted 06-22-2003 11:56:21 PM
quote:
x--BurgerO-('-'Q) :
it looks an awful lot liks someone trying to build something like off fuckingmachine.com only without their fine craftsmanship. here, I'll see if I can find what I mean...

Are you insulting my dildo?

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*subscribes to the site*

[ 06-22-2003: Message edited by: Bill ]

Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-23-2003 12:25:20 AM
quote:
Bill had this to say about pies:
Are you insulting my dildo?

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*subscribes to the site*


well, fuckingmachine used to be pretty rough, they did things like mounting a dildo crudely on the end of a reciprocating saw, but they've since gotten better at what they do, and have machines that have build quality that rivals the sybian ones... They were some of the pioneers in the market for that type of pr0n, and they've been pretty much leading it since.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-23-2003 01:20:54 AM
O_O


before i realized the angle fo the shto, it looked liek it was bigger thent he gusy forrm


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-23-2003 02:12:12 AM
Gen snickered and called it an excercise machine then told me to let you know she said that... so, there ya go.
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