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Topic: OMFG I HATE ALL YOU BASTARDS
Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 01:40:13 PM
FUCK YOU ALL YOU STUPID LITTLE COCKMONGERS!! ESPECIALLY YOU DRYSART YOU ARE THE BIGGEST HOMOSEXUAL I KNOW YOU FAGGOT... EVERYONE ELSE ARE JUST COCKS FOR YOU TO SHOVE IN YOUR CORNHOLE. FUCK YOU!!!
Sean
posted 05-13-2003 01:40:43 PM
*yawns and checks his sig*
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-13-2003 01:40:59 PM
Love will set you free
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-13-2003 01:41:02 PM
Awww... somebody forgot their prozac!!!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2003 01:42:17 PM
This has been a fun couple of days!
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 01:42:23 PM
GOD YOUR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS SAY HI TO DRYSART FOR ME WHEN HES SHVING HIS DILDO UP YOUR ASS
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-13-2003 01:43:08 PM
Ya know, the maturity of some people just blows me away
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 01:44:25 PM
quote:
Katrinity probably says this to all the girls:
Ya know, the maturity of some people just blows me away

YOUR MOM KNOWS THE MATURITY OF MY HOT COCK

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-13-2003 01:46:45 PM
quote:
Dark Nemesis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
YOUR MOM KNOWS THE MATURITY OF MY HOT COCK

Oh, so you have spicy chicken wings too? Nothing like a platter of grilled hot cocks or hens for that manner

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 05-13-2003 01:49:29 PM
LOEV ABOUNEDEs on the foruaem!!!!!1111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2003 01:51:21 PM
Wings? Where? WHERE
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-13-2003 01:53:47 PM
Riiight here.

*has a plate of wings under a box with a stick holding it up, with a sign:

Gydyon Trap
FREE WINGS.

theee*

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 05-13-2003 01:56:38 PM
Wow... I'm glad I'm not offended by fuckards who like to randomly fucking cuss people. I mean, I'd probably fucking explode right now from all the damned cussing that's going on...

For fuck's sake people... if you don't like the boards, don't sign up. We're not holding a fucking gun to your testicles or anything. God damn fuckin morons.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-13-2003 01:57:42 PM

[ 05-13-2003: Message edited by: The Nae (tm) ]

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 05-13-2003 01:58:08 PM
Hey Gyd.
How do KFC's Hot Wings compare to buffallo wings?

Had a dozen for lunch today.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-13-2003 01:58:23 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny thought about the meaning of life:
Riiight here.

*has a plate of wings under a box with a stick holding it up, with a sign:

Gydyon Trap
FREE WINGS.

theee*


I don't think this will end well.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-13-2003 01:58:30 PM
giggles at Gikky

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-13-2003 01:58:35 PM
quote:
How.... Random Insanity Generator.... uughhhhhh:
Wow... I'm glad I'm not offended by fuckards who like to randomly fucking cuss people. I mean, I'd probably fucking explode right now from all the damned cussing that's going on...

For fuck's sake people... if you don't like the boards, don't sign up. We're not holding a fucking gun to your testicles or anything. God damn fuckin morons.


Be happy? O.c

I MEAN! *jumps on RIG, and tacklehugs. ^_^*

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-13-2003 01:59:50 PM
quote:
Gydfather Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I don't think this will end well.

But... it's free wings.

FREE WINGS..

*fixes her sign*

Gydyon Trap
FREE WINGS

BEST WINGS IN
THE WHOLE WORLD, FREE.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2003 02:03:25 PM
^_^

DANCING KIRBY WILL SAVE YOU, DARK NEMESIS! DON'T BE DRAWN INTO THE HATE! FEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OF THE DANCING KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(>^_^)> <(^_^)> <(^_^<) <( ) ) <( | )> ( ( )> (>^_^)> <(^_^)> <(^_^<)

[ 05-13-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 05-13-2003 02:06:59 PM
b%
The World is Yours
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-13-2003 02:10:58 PM
Please, folks. Don't feed him attention.

He'll get all of it when his dad meets him for his nightly beating.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2003 02:13:14 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Captain Planet:
Wow... I'm glad I'm not offended by fuckards who like to randomly fucking cuss people. I mean, I'd probably fucking explode right now from all the damned cussing that's going on...

For fuck's sake people... if you don't like the boards, don't sign up. We're not holding a fucking gun to your testicles or anything. God damn fuckin morons.


The fuck you say?

Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 02:14:03 PM
BAN ME YOU FUCKCHOPS, CAUSE I HATE THIS FORUM YOU GUYS HAVE NO LIFE PLAYING GAMES WHEN YOUR LIKE 40 YEARS OLD YOUR A GEEKS W/ NO LIFE GROW UP
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-13-2003 02:15:43 PM
Ok, has somebody been putting stuff in the water again?

And people wonder why I drink booze. Sheesh!

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 02:16:01 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
Please, folks. Don't feed him attention.

LOOK AT ME I LOVE MY DADS HOT COCK IN MY MOUTH.



...

[ 05-13-2003: Message edited by: Dark Nemesis ]

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 05-13-2003 02:19:02 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Dark Nemesis:

...

SIER!!!!!111yuo may be alarmeed to be informaed but yuor quoet apears to bre brokaen!!!!!!1

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2003 02:19:21 PM
quote:
Callalron had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Ok, has somebody been putting stuff in the water again?

And people wonder why I drink booze. Sheesh!


I can suggest a fine brew from back home. That make a really nice Adirondack style ale...

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-13-2003 02:19:40 PM
Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 02:24:26 PM
ALL U FUCKING HOMOS ARE GAY!! U ALL SHOULD GO AND KILL YOUR SELVES CUZ U HAVE NO LIFE!! IF I WERE U ID TIE ROCKS TO MY FEET AND JUMP IN THE RIVER!! U GUYS CAN ALL SUCK UR MOMS DICKS AND FUCK UR DADS!! U GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING FAGGOT BITCHES AND NEED TO GET A LIFE!! FUCK ALL U FUCKING NOOBS!! HAHA FUCKING NO LIFE FUCKS!! OH YA AND TELL UR MOM I SAID SHE WAS GOOD IN BED LAST NIGHT.@ HAHAHAHA I HOPE THAT EVERYONE FUCKS A DONKEY BECUASE YOU ARE ALL SO HORNEY FOR ANIMAL MEAT YOU FUCKIN SICKASS BASTARDS. tHIS FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT FOURM IS THE WORST PLACE EVER I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ARE HOMO BECAUSE I AM
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-13-2003 02:25:31 PM
I bet I know what's going on.

I'm betting that DN's nuts just dropped and he wanted to celebrate this very special coming-of-age moment with us and show us how mature he's become all of a sudden.

Too bad nobody warned him that testosterone in high enough doses can short circuit ones mental faculties.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 02:26:14 PM
. I'm disapointed. this isn't funny, just boring, I want my money back.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Dark Nemesis
Pancake
posted 05-13-2003 02:26:33 PM
fuck u PUSSY!! UR A FUCKING BITCH I HOPE U DIE NIGGER
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2003 02:27:07 PM
Dark Nemesis = Bloodwraith maybe?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2003 02:28:11 PM
This thread needs more love!

I DEMAND LOVE!

SO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING AND START FUCKING BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER FUCKERS!!!

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 05-13-2003 02:29:30 PM
quote:
Trillee had this to say about (_|_):
The fuck you say?


The fuck I said! "Fuck Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Fuck!"

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-13-2003 02:29:37 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Dark Nemesis stammered:
ALL U FUCKING HOMOS ARE GAY!!

<raises a paw> Excuse me, but isn't the definition of someone who is a homosexual is that they are gay? Come now, being a troll is no excuse for redundancy. ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 05-13-2003 02:30:35 PM
quote:
Dark Nemesis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
ALL U FUCKING HOMOS ARE GAY!! U ALL SHOULD GO AND KILL YOUR SELVES CUZ U HAVE NO LIFE!! IF I WERE U ID TIE ROCKS TO MY FEET AND JUMP IN THE RIVER!! U GUYS CAN ALL SUCK UR MOMS DICKS AND FUCK UR DADS!! U GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING FAGGOT BITCHES AND NEED TO GET A LIFE!! FUCK ALL U FUCKING NOOBS!! HAHA FUCKING NO LIFE FUCKS!! OH YA AND TELL UR MOM I SAID SHE WAS GOOD IN BED LAST NIGHT.@ HAHAHAHA I HOPE THAT EVERYONE FUCKS A DONKEY BECUASE YOU ARE ALL SO HORNEY FOR ANIMAL MEAT YOU FUCKIN SICKASS BASTARDS. tHIS FUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT FOURM IS THE WORST PLACE EVER I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ARE HOMO BECAUSE I AM

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-13-2003 02:31:11 PM
So now he's segued from calling everyone homosexuals to racial stuff? I think he's trying to cover all the "hot button" areas of trolling before the ban stick comes down on his pointy little head.

[ 05-13-2003: Message edited by: Callalron ]

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-13-2003 02:31:15 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Random Insanity Generator:
The fuck I said! "Fuck Fuckitty Fuck Fuck Fuck!"

Well.. as long as you fucking cleared that fucking shit up!

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