Seriously I can understand why gay people only feel satisfied with another man. If your partner has access to the equipment 24/7 they are bound to be better at certian things than some one who only gets access to it at most a few hours a week.
My girlfriend won't let me tell her what to do, and I must say, she needs some practice. What to do... what to do...
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Praetor Liam had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Quit bitching about it, and enjoy the fact that she'll actually give you one?
i could get what she gives from a wet hand-towel.
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Blind Swordsman's fortune cookie read:
What to do... what to do...
Get her a copy of "Blowjobs for Dummies".
I'm just going on a hunch here, but I'd imagine that since a guy cant suck himself off without some fucked up operation or years of yoga class or something, I dont think a gay guy would be any better then a women. Just a hunch since you know, everyone is different.
And also...
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Quit bitching about it, and enjoy the fact that she'll actually give you one?
Dont be greedy 
She loves you, and I don't think you can ask for much more whether or not her "blowjobs" are amazing.
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Praetor Liam stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Quit bitching about it, and enjoy the fact that she'll actually give you one?
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Mr. Wilams had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Dude if you're really that desperate go get a hooker.She loves you, and I don't think you can ask for much more whether or not her "blowjobs" are amazing.
i'm not desperate, in fact i don't even want her to give me head at all. She just does tries to do it, and i go from arrousal state "high" to arrousal state "wft" right quick. But the ettiquite of head states that one is not permitted to turn down head or act in the least ungrateful for it, so i have to pretend that i'm enjoying my self. God I think i know how a woman feels when she's having sex with a man with a 2 inch rooster.
Its not as if i'm going to break up with her over this or let it get in the way of our relationship, it just annoys me, and it's a block to our intimacy.
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Pesco enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I dont know why I'm responding to this thread, but I am.I'm just going on a hunch here, but I'd imagine that since a guy cant suck himself off without some fucked up operation or years of yoga class or something, I dont think a gay guy would be any better then a women. Just a hunch since you know, everyone is different.
And also...
Dont be greedy
Difference being, a guy has the parts, and has some idea of how things feel. 
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This one time, at Zephyer camp:
Difference being, a guy has the parts, and has some idea of how things feel.
exactly.
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Zephyer's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Difference being, a guy has the parts, and has some idea of how things feel.
Same thing applies to women and being a lesbian.....
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A sleep deprived Blind Swordsman stammered:
i'm not desperate, in fact i don't even want her to give me head at all. She justdoestries to do it, and i go from arrousal state "high" to arrousal state "wft" right quick. But the ettiquite of head states that one is not permitted to turn down head or act in the least ungrateful for it, so i have to pretend that i'm enjoying my self. God I think i know how a woman feels when she's having sex with a man with a 2 inch rooster.Its not as if i'm going to break up with her over this or let it get in the way of our relationship, it just annoys me, and it's a block to our intimacy.
Yeah, and making her think she's doing a good job is gonna make things better. You gotta tell her that she either needs to let you guide her to a better experience or just tell her you'd rather do something else. It's your dick, dude. Treat it right.
* watches the PG-13 rating carjack an Infernus and speed off
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
you and me both, Mightion. Maybe if things were approached with some tact...
Color me crazy, but I don't consider discussing the inadequacy of blowjobs on a semi-public message board "approached with some tact."
But I'm nutty that way.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Bajah Model 2000 was programmed to say:
It's your dick, dude. Treat it right.
*nodnod*
Basically what others have said. If you don't like it, either ask her to stop or try and help her get better at it. If you don't feel comfortable enough to talk about sex, then why have it?
Your lucky she even goes down on you, she doesnt have to. ;P
and you better be going downtown on her if not.. your not a man your a BOY.
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A sleep deprived Iron Chef Cadga stammered:
Alot of woamn actually find that kind of degrading and DONT like to do it really.Your lucky she even goes down on you, she doesnt have to. ;P
and you better be going downtown on her if not.. your not a man your a BOY.
well of course i am.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Iron Chef Cadga had this to say about Pirotess:
Alot of woamn actually find that kind of degrading and DONT like to do it really.Your lucky she even goes down on you, she doesnt have to. ;P
and you better be going downtown on her if not.. your not a man your a BOY.
Damn straight!
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Pesco painfully thought these words up:
I dont know why I'm responding to this thread, but I am.I'm just going on a hunch here, but I'd imagine that since a guy cant suck himself off without some fucked up operation or years of yoga class or something, I dont think a gay guy would be any better then a women. Just a hunch since you know, everyone is different.
And also...
Dont be greedy
Well actually, I... I...
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
If you two aren't adult enough to communicate about sex, you shouldn't be doing anything at all. Sex is about learning about each other and sharing what feels good. If she "sucks" at sucking.. it's your responsibility to show her what you like. It's her responsibility to tell you that you suck ass at kissing too.
Grow up and learn to discuss things.
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King Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I would like some sex.
okay..come to Vegas and we will get you some.
