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Topic: whoever invented pop up adds....
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-19-2001 10:16:08 PM
...needs to be shot. I'm thinking in the foot....with a 12 gage, so (s)he can bleed for a long long time and then die. Foot or groin I think would be best, but I vote for the foot.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Steven Steve
posted 12-19-2001 10:39:10 PM
Someone dip a large rope knot into water, and smack them in the nuts with it.
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Maradon!
posted 12-19-2001 10:47:22 PM
I'd be careful how you phrase that, seeing as how you're posting on a site that was funded by internet advertising for a great while, and still is partly today.
Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-19-2001 10:49:06 PM
I did not say word one about those that use pop up adds, but the person that invented them (or used them for the very first time) does need to be shot.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-19-2001 10:51:39 PM
but what were you visiting to get pop-ups?

pr0n? Admit!

Maradon!
posted 12-19-2001 10:53:34 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say about Optimus Prime:
but what were you visiting to get pop-ups?

pr0n? Admit!


few other places have popup ads since the bottom dropped out of internet ads...

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-19-2001 11:04:51 PM
I plead the 5th. Not p0rn though.
"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-19-2001 11:22:26 PM
quote:
Tier had this to say about dark elf butts:
but what were you visiting to get pop-ups?

pr0n? Admit!


Everlore has 'em.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ryuujin
posted 12-19-2001 11:23:16 PM
BAD IDEA!

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]

Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 12-19-2001 11:28:21 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about John Romero:
BAD IDEA!

fuxx0r

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]

Aaniele
Pancake
posted 12-19-2001 11:33:01 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Ryuujin wrote:
BAD IDEA!

cocksucker!

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]

"a friend will help you move, a really good friend will help you move a body"
Maradon!
posted 12-19-2001 11:38:31 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Punky Brewster:
BAD IDEA!

I did not. fucking. appreciate that.

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]

Ryuujin
posted 12-19-2001 11:40:15 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Maradön?!
I did not. fucking. appreciate that.

boohoo?

Maradon!
posted 12-19-2001 11:42:57 PM
quote:
Aaniele had this to say about Punky Brewster:
cocksucker!

that summed it up nicely

popup loops = bad, m'kay?

Ryuujin
posted 12-19-2001 11:44:02 PM
I know, that's why I didn't click it
Kolak
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:04:18 AM
javascript r0xx0rz j00:
if you're stuck in a pop-up loop, use the keycombo that opens your browser's "Open Location" dialog (commonly CTRL+O or CTRL+L(or open it from the menu, if avalibe)), and type/copy&paste this in:

code:
javascript:void(window.onunload=null)

for each window, then close it, and you should be safe

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Kolak ]

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 12-20-2001 01:02:40 AM
Even better, simpler! Alt-F4 like hell or Ctrl-Alt-DEl the shit out of it!
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 12-20-2001 01:41:23 AM
Windows XP kicks ass.
Close group option. Closed down all the popups but not Evercrest of MS website.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 12-20-2001 05:13:22 AM
quote:
Ryuujin wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
BAD IDEA!

I should really read the rest of the posts before I click a link, I lost my AIM convorsations becuase of that.

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]


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Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 12-20-2001 05:22:47 AM
Surely people know enough by now not to click blindly on all links that appear on the forums...





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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 12-20-2001 07:02:53 AM
knew some little 2 year old freak would post a popup loop here

so i didnt clik on any links Murphys law. Morons will do anythign for attention

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-20-2001 07:17:57 AM
quote:
AbbigailSD had this to say about dark elf butts:
Surely people know enough by now not to click blindly on all links that appear on the forums...



Correct... I learned that lesson the hard way many years ago.

And don't call me Shirley.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 12-20-2001 07:27:54 AM
quote:
Ryuujin wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
BAD IDEA!

The last fuckstick that did something like that was verablly abused for several days and had people asking for him to be baned.

Care to join that list asswipe?

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: The Government ]

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Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 12-20-2001 07:30:32 AM
quote:
AbbigailSD had this to say about dark elf butts:
Surely people know enough by now not to click blindly on all links that appear on the forums...



not i... then again i enjoyed clicking on the little X buttons at super-sonic speeds

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-20-2001 08:56:40 AM
Mortious flails with glee, he's found a new target to abuse!

Mortious pick up Ryuujin, then slams Ryuujin's crotch onto a detached shoulder-spike.

I think he likes you, fucktard.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 12-20-2001 10:18:24 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about Cuba:
Mortious flails with glee, he's found a new target to abuse!

Mortious pick up Ryuujin, then slams Ryuujin's crotch onto a detached shoulder-spike.

I think he likes you, fucktard.


Wait, let me do my part.

Chibi taps Ryuu with a wand, and changes his clothes into a Sailor Uranus outfit

There. Fits him rather well, I think.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-20-2001 10:20:19 AM
Ryu, you just lost a lot of respect. I hope it was worth it.
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 12-20-2001 10:25:49 AM
People will never learn

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 12-20-2001 11:31:07 AM
I knew the leezard was crazy...

Edit: of course I just emailed that to a RL buddy of mine...we are always bombing each other with links like these...

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Caanis Lupus ]

Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2001 12:10:09 PM
Dur hur, just a joke people.
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-20-2001 12:13:22 PM
Pets the leezard, then puts a collar and leash on him

C'mere baby. Yer mine now..*purrs*

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2001 12:20:45 PM
o_O

chirps

Feed Me

/dev/null
Pancake
posted 12-20-2001 12:20:51 PM
quote:
Ryuujin had this to say about Tron:
Dur hur, just a joke people.

Ever heard of proper warning, fucktard?

I like that word.... gotta use it more often. Thanks Mort.

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Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2001 12:26:36 PM
Yeah ok.

Thought it would be a joke.

To many people took it personally.

Sorry.

greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-20-2001 12:28:11 PM
Pets. Purrs. Hands him a bagel.

There. Eat.

Mews, then licks him, grinning wickedly.

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2001 12:34:00 PM
looks at the bagel blankly

shrugs

gulps it down in one bite


Burrrrrp. 'Scuse me

greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 12-20-2001 12:35:58 PM
Mews. Pets

Good boy.

Nibbles a lil' on his tail. Snicker.

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 12-20-2001 12:37:46 PM
Ryuu, it wasn't just a joke. That kind of thing can SERIOUSLY mess up someone's computer. What if they don't have enough RAM to run 387857868 windows at once? Their computer will get messed up, and it'll start to heat up. If left long enough, something will either break or burst into flames.

What I'm trying to say is, popup loops can damage someone's computer. So don't do it again, mm'kay?

Ryuujin
posted 12-20-2001 12:41:29 PM
Aight
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-20-2001 12:43:11 PM
Mortious nudges gkt away with a plated boot.

Thou shall not nibble the offender. Besides, I doubt the thing you're after even works anymore, thanks to my spike.

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