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Lord Death
BANNED
posted 11-14-2001 05:52:00 PM
Hi im new i play on sullon
Hi, I am Lord Death and I like little boys.
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-14-2001 05:55:00 PM
Hey buddy, whatever you hear about me being a Jackass,dont believe it... everyone here lies.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 11-14-2001 05:57:00 PM
You play on sullun? werd welcome if your evil

otherwise die newt/g00die fef kek la~~

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-14-2001 05:59:00 PM
I play on Sullon...
Im so unloved .
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Lord Death
BANNED
posted 11-14-2001 06:00:00 PM
im iksar
Hi, I am Lord Death and I like little boys.
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-14-2001 06:01:00 PM
Im an Iksar SK that Rps a bisexual ogre that likes the Kunark animals a little too much.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 11-14-2001 06:01:00 PM
okay good hai and stuff
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Lord Death
BANNED
posted 11-14-2001 06:04:00 PM
Het Vladd um ok do i know you?, why does it say JACKASS in big pink letters above your pic, it looks like there is a sausage below your nose
Hi, I am Lord Death and I like little boys.
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-14-2001 06:05:00 PM
Cuz it smells good idiot.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Lord Death
BANNED
posted 11-14-2001 06:06:00 PM
Beacon IS BETTER FOOL if i spelt beacon wrong it means ham
Hi, I am Lord Death and I like little boys.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 11-14-2001 06:06:00 PM
vladd is resident moron
noone likes him but himself and everything he says is BS.

other than that bla ba bla welcome etc etc etc dont step on the praire dogs bla bla bla etc

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-14-2001 06:07:00 PM
Beacon is pig ass.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-14-2001 06:46:00 PM
Hi Lord Death. Great name
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 11-14-2001 06:48:00 PM
i would send rabisquirrel to devour your soul but he went into hibernation early
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-14-2001 06:49:00 PM
Hi Be sure to read Parcelan's guide to being a n00b!
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-14-2001 06:58:00 PM
*Shouts a bowel-loosening warcry. You know, the kind that regularly causes avalanches.*

Hi there. Welcome to the funny farm. Please leave your sanity at the door, and run from the oncoming avalanche if you want to survive.

*Runs like hell!*

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-14-2001 07:10:00 PM
Yo. I'm the local racial minority. Don't take anything that I say the wrong way. And that goes for the rest of you also.

Fleshy Sober Bastard. You are sober and fleshy right?

OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-14-2001 07:16:00 PM
Hey there

Read Parce's newbie guide, and don't take any flames personally.

And Vlad is a moron, ignore him

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
ZaĀ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-14-2001 07:26:00 PM
<--And now my hamster shall consume your soul

Bwahahaha

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 11-14-2001 07:33:00 PM
quote:
Soldar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Yo. I'm the local racial minority. Don't take anything that I say the wrong way. And that goes for the rest of you also.

Fleshy Sober Bastard. You are sober and fleshy right?



*grin* racial minority how? =P

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Kolak
Pancake
posted 11-15-2001 03:01:00 AM
hello. don't listen to Vladd, it says JACKASS above his name, because that's what he is. a Jackass.
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 11-15-2001 03:13:00 AM
Hi I'm the local resident gay man of EC. Read Parce's guid to being a newbie, avoid Delidgammon, and avoid Mort. That's all the advice I have for you.

Oh, and there are no exits to this addiction.


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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 11-15-2001 03:24:00 AM
Eats the n00b.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Kolak
Pancake
posted 11-15-2001 03:26:00 AM
quote:
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Hi I'm the local resident gay man of EC. Read Parce's guid to being a newbie, avoid Delidgammon, and avoid Mort. That's all the advice I have for you.

Oh, and there are no exits to this addiction.


don't aviod mort, he just wants to dump you in a vat of acid...

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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 11-15-2001 04:13:00 AM
Azakias perks up.

Oooo... someone I havent castrated yet!

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 11-15-2001 05:21:00 AM
Vladd's title is jackass.. and its there for a reason.

BTW, yer bucket looks like a dildo with tusks.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Dead Tired
Is usually a girl
posted 11-15-2001 05:23:00 AM
Welcome to the boards.

Not many of us bite...but there are a few...

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-15-2001 06:43:00 AM
Hello... Lord.... Death.. . ?

"Bacon" is the spelling your are looking for. A "Beacon" is something of a signal. Vladd does not have a signal under his nose.

greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 11-15-2001 07:26:00 AM
*Paints Lord Death's body hot pink. Shoves a fake cat tail in his mouth and a pair of dentures up his rear* There...NOW your accepted.

[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: greykittytwilight ]

..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
LordVladdDracul

posted 11-15-2001 04:06:00 PM
Im not a moron, Im a jackass you fool.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-15-2001 04:10:00 PM
Mortious looks up from his copy of "Playdead".

Muh? Another one?

Mortious throws small glass sphere, hollow, filled with sulphuric acid. It shatters against Lord Death's face. He grumbles, and goes back to reading.

Wooo... I'd sure like to get my claws on those bones.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-15-2001 04:15:00 PM
quote:
Azakias had this to say about pies:
Azakias perks up.

Oooo... someone I havent castrated yet!


/me slowly backs out of the room...

Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 11-15-2001 04:15:00 PM
/bite Lord Death
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 11-15-2001 04:15:00 PM
Mort...

ewwww...

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
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