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Kel
Pancake
posted 10-19-2001 03:34:00 PM
An order of blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon and a glass of evil.

Do you believe in fondue? You know you do.
If you look deep within your heart you will find... melted cheese.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 03:48:00 PM
*Turns back from the counter and yells into a firy hot kitchen...*

Hurry it up back there! We've got paying customers here!

*Straightens his Robes a bit and turns back to Kel, all smiles*

That'll be just a minute ma'am.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 10-19-2001 04:44:00 PM
quote:
Black Wizard impressed everyone with:
*Turns back from the counter and yells into a firy hot kitchen...*

Hurry it up back there! We've got paying customers here!

*Straightens his Robes a bit and turns back to Kel, all smiles*

That'll be just a minute ma'am.


Wow, quite a long time for such a simple order. Talk about crappy service!

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 04:45:00 PM
You excepted something better?

The Price of Hate is cooking.

You want to fight, go take it up with him!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 10-19-2001 04:54:00 PM
Is the guy that does more pancakes!

Okay, who ordered the snake pancakes?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-19-2001 05:38:00 PM
Ok I'll have the rudey tooty fresh and fruity, coffee, orange juice, and yes I hate you too.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 10-19-2001 05:41:00 PM
quote:
Black Wizard had this to say about Pirotess:
You excepted something better?

The Price of Hate is cooking.

You want to fight, go take it up with him!



Ha ha ha! Just what is the price of hate? $5.00 till you lose some of that cute. Then its only $3.00.


Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 10-19-2001 05:41:00 PM
Waffles, syrup, toast and sausages, please, with a side of pixie sticks... and don't skimp on the pixie!
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 10-19-2001 05:45:00 PM
I'll have A waffle, side of bacon and scrambled eggs, and a rocket launcher with Osama-seeking missiles please.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 05:48:00 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Genericgirl wrote:

Ha ha ha! Just what is the price of hate? $5.00 till you lose some of that cute. Then its only $3.00.



...

Price of Hate = Innoruuk. Hence, Innoruuk's House of Pancakes. IHOP.

*Has two Clerics of Hate escort Genericgirl out of the building*

Great, now I'm behind on my orders...

quote:
Waffles, syrup, toast and sausages, please, with a side of pixie sticks... and don't skimp on the pixie!
Unfortionaly, we seem to be lacking Waffles, syrup, toast and sausages. You want pixies sticks? 3 dollah.
quote:
Ok I'll have the rudey tooty fresh and fruity, coffee, orange juice, and yes I hate you too.
*Breaks a plate over Freschel Spindrift's head and has some imps drag his body into the back for 'Processing'.*
quote:
I'll have A waffle, side of bacon and scrambled eggs, and a rocket launcher with Osama-seeking missiles please.
*Gives Strider waffles, syrup, toast and sausages, with a side of Pixie Sticks, free!*

There you go sir, enjoy your meal. And fsck you!

"Who's next?" he asks, all smiles.

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Black Wizard ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-19-2001 05:53:00 PM
quote:
Black Wizard thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
[QUOTE]

Price of Hate = Innoruuk. Hence, Innoruuk's House of Pancakes. IHOP.

*Has two Clerics of Hate escort Genericgirl out of the building*



Umm, but I thought he was the Prince of Hate?

*wonders how much admission into Fear is now*

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 06:11:00 PM
quote:
ImNotTrent had this to say about dark elf butts:

Umm, but I thought he was the Prince of Hate?

*wonders how much admission into Fear is now*



Oops! Hahahah.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Innoruuk

posted 10-19-2001 07:00:00 PM
quote:
Black Wizard had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You want to fight, go take it up with him!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SERVICE, I'LL SPIT IN YOUR SYRUP.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:01:00 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Innoruuk was all like:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SERVICE, I'LL SPIT IN YOUR SYRUP.
Exactly.

So <^> (-_-) <^>



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-19-2001 07:10:00 PM
Howdy! *takes a seat at the counter* I'll have coffee! Black...and..aw heck, a granola bar! *snickers* Spoiling myself today!

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:14:00 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Howdy! *takes a seat at the counter* I'll have coffee! Black...and..aw heck, a granola bar! *snickers* Spoiling myself today!

Ozius


*Look over at Ozzy from the counter, slowing chewing a piece of gum.*

What do you think this place is, buddy? Friendlys? I SURE AS HATE AIN'T GOING OVER THERE. You want food? Move your feet, punk.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 10-19-2001 07:15:00 PM
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[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:17:00 PM
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Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-19-2001 07:17:00 PM
*Sits down at a stool, gesturing towards BW*

"I'll have a.. a.. hrm, stack 'o pancakes and a glass of milk."

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-19-2001 07:18:00 PM
Okay..seems I'll try the 'IHOP' approach

'Gimme a f**king cup a' Joe you slimy piece of sh!t! I want it now! And if I get cream or sugar in it, I'll piss in your eyes and sh*t down your throat'

*nods*

Was that satisfactory?

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:21:00 PM
quote:
Demitri thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
*Sits down at a stool, gesturing towards BW*

"I'll have a.. a.. hrm, stack 'o pancakes and a glass of milk."



Yeah, right! Who am I, the freakin Cake-Farie?

*Grumbles, turns and grabs a plate of... some round gooey thing, and tosses it Demitri's way*

*Laughs*

Here, catch!

*Then procceds to pour the milk over his head*

quote:
Ozzy sez:Was that satisfactory?
Quite.

BlackWizard shouts, 'Ozimander J. Griswald!'
Ozimander J. Griswald has been slain by BlackWizard!

*Shines his name tag up*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 10-19-2001 07:23:00 PM
*Ducks the plate, and sits there soaked in milk.*

"Well that was nice, how about some bacon?"

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:25:00 PM
quote:
Demitri had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*Ducks the plate, and sits there soaked in milk.*

"Well that was nice, how about some bacon?"



Coming right up.

*Gives Demitri sum BACON*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-19-2001 07:26:00 PM
*zones in and collects the belongings from his corpse and sits back down*

Cup of coffee...and a small human baby, raw, I'll eat it raw.

Ozius

Star Collective
Pancake
posted 10-19-2001 07:29:00 PM
0k 0k 1'm h3r3, s0rry 1'm l4t3. *joins Inny in da kitchen and begins cooking up a storm, sending a hail of breakfast foods flying through the order window at lethal speed, sending customers and Black Wizard running and ducking for cover**

[ 10-19-2001: Message edited by: Star Collective ]

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:30:00 PM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald had this to say about Duck Tales:
*zones in and collects the belongings from his corpse and sits back down*

Cup of coffee...and a small human baby, raw, I'll eat it raw.

Ozius


There we go! A real MANS meal!

*Serves Ozzy a 'Delowen'*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:31:00 PM
quote:
Star Collective had this to say about Captain Planet:
0k 0k 1'm h3r3, s0rry 1'm l4t3. *joins Inny in da kitchen and begins cooking up a storm, sending a hail of breakfast foods flying through the order window at lethal speed, sending customers and Black Wizard running and ducking for cover*
AHH! DAMMIT! YOUR LATE AGAIN!

*ducks and runs for cover*

WATCH WHAT YER DOING BACK THERE!



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-19-2001 07:31:00 PM
Give me one... with everything.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 10-19-2001 07:32:00 PM
Vonderbar! Thanks! I need ta eat something *looks at the small human baby...then bites off the head and quickly swallows*

Damn..first bite is always hardest..oh well, now is the fun part

*cuts up the rest of the baby and eats it, making designs with organs and such all the while sipping his black coffee*

Ozius

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:33:00 PM
quote:
Bloodcookie had this to say about John Romero:
Give me one... with everything.
*Eyes Bloodcookie*

I don't think you'd be wanting that... Here, let me interest you in someone-er.. Something else...

*Glances around nerviously as he hands BC a fetid old menu*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-19-2001 07:41:00 PM
Very well, then I will also... et' a bebe! Get in my belly!

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 10-19-2001 07:42:00 PM
*Points to Dem*

Sorry, he got the last one. You'll need to fight for it.

Have fun!

*Goes back to drawing on his arm with a scalple*



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 10-20-2001 04:39:00 PM
Walks into the kitchen area and loots his corpse. Grumbles about misleading signs, and wondering about complaining to the BBB. Complains about lousy service, and will never come back here. Walks out of the kitchen area and remembers that he haven't eaten a bite ever since the processing.

"I'll have the troll omlett surprise. a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice, and I dispise you".

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-20-2001 04:43:00 PM
Alright, give me some coffee that would choke an engine, some pig muscle that we call bacon cooked so greasy and so fatty that I will surely DIE from eating it and... hell, throw in the rest of the god damn pig!

I hate you.

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