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Karnaj  Foe
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posted 07-27-2010 11:34 AM     Profile for Karnaj   Email Karnaj  Click here to alert a moderator to this user/post  Click here to ignore this user  Click here to ignore this user's default color     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
13 year old knuckleballer.

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What the FUCK that was a ball not a strike

She's probably blowing the umps

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Steven Steve  Foe
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So she can pitch well enough to beat a bunch of preteen children

Who gives a SHIT, ESPN

SPORTS

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Karnaj  Foe
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If she can throw anything at 65 mph at age 13, she'll have no trouble fanning professional players when she gets older. Probably not in MLB, it being what it is, but I wouldn't be surprised to see her in a professional league not associated with Major League Baseball.

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like BRAZZERS!?

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Girls are much taller than boys at 13.

She is a tall girl anyway.

Tallness makes pitching easier.

Sexual dichotomy actually tips her way at that age.

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quote:
Nobody really understood why Steven Steve wrote:
like BRAZZERS!?

did you make a porn joke about a 13 y/o? eww.

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I've done worse

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quote:
Blindy thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Girls are much taller than boys at 13.

She is a tall girl anyway.

Tallness makes pitching easier.

Sexual dichotomy actually tips her way at that age.

Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.

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quote:
Skaw had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.

In his household, Blindy's the catcher.

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quote:
Skaw likes to scream this out during sex:
Blindy is totally jealous because he can't pitch a 65 MPH knuckleball at whatever age he is now.

Wait I take that back. I bet he can't pitch at all.

I'm not jealous, I just don't know why they're making a big deal out of this. A 18 year old girl being the best 18 year old pitcher- now that'd be something, but a 13 year old girl, if anything, has an advantage due to her gender, not a disadvantage.

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quote:
Blindy attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm not jealous, I just don't know why they're making a big deal out of this. A 18 year old girl being the best 18 year old pitcher- now that'd be something, but a 13 year old girl, if anything, has an advantage due to her gender, not a disadvantage.

It's because of the type of pitch she learned. Not everyone can lob Knuckleballs with even a remote amount of accuracy. Especially a 13 year old.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 08-15-2010 at 04:24 AM.

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