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Topic: Newbie here
Erica.Keena
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 01:53:05 AM
Im new to this type of thing. So what kinds of things do you folks like?
Trying to meet people
NAME TOO LONG
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 01:53:49 AM
Be gentle, guys...
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 01:53:54 AM
I like pie. Poontang pie.

And white hoes. Are you a white hoe?

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Comrade Snoota ]

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2003 01:58:55 AM
I like..

Long walks on the beach at sunset, puppies and kittens, taking naps and the sounds of kids laughing.

No really!!!

Fuck you guys, I'm taking my ball and going home.

Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 06-16-2003 02:00:32 AM
Only one ball?
Burger
BANNED!
posted 06-16-2003 02:00:42 AM
I like sex, drugs, and rocn 'n roll.

and yes, I'm serious.

I also like computers, cars, and sex.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 02:00:59 AM
quote:
So quoth NAME TOO LONG:
Be gentle, guys...

These people have no mercy.

It's going to be a massacre.

*hands Erica a fire extinguisher and runs.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-16-2003 02:01:53 AM
Bow before the might of the Scourge!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2003 02:02:53 AM
quote:
{Tal} had this to say about Pirotess:
Only one ball?

Shut up! You promised you'd not bring that up again bish!

*sniffles*

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Not Trent ]

Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 06-16-2003 02:02:53 AM
In no particular order:
Games
Anime
Reading
Films
Music
Talking
Board Games (Illuminati etc.)

Hello.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 06-16-2003 02:04:13 AM
quote:
Not Trent attempted to be funny by writing:
Shut up! You promised you'd not bring that up again bish!

*sniffles*


You can borrow one of mine. I'm not using it for the moment.

Wait... wait... ok, now I'm not using it for the moment.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2003 02:06:57 AM
quote:
Nwizzle Fo' Shizzle impressed everyone with:
You can borrow one of mine. I'm not using it for the moment.

Wait... wait... ok, now I'm not using it for the moment.


*backs away slowly*

Gadani
U
posted 06-16-2003 02:12:01 AM
quote:
Erica.Keena wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Im new to this type of thing. So what kinds of things do you folks like?
Trying to meet people

Welcome to EC .

Unfortunately for you, most people here like flaming new people for no reason at all. Don't take it personally just because they are assholes.

Enjoy your stay!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:16:18 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Comrade Snoota:
I like pie. Poontang pie.

And white hoes. Are you a white hoe?


Hoes is plural.

Ho is singular.

Hoe is a garden tool.

Ho is an easy bitch. Spreadin' her legs is easy as spreadin' soft butter.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 02:19:06 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Khyron:
Ho is an easy bitch. Spreadin' her legs is easy as spreadin' soft butter.

There is no correct way to spell that as it is not a real word. Many people use ho, many people stay with hoe. I personally use ho when the need arises, but since the person who did my sig pic used hoe I used hoe in that instance.

I win and you, my friend, lose.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:21:17 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Duck Tales:
There is no correct way to spell that as it is not a real word. Many people use ho, many people stay with hoe. I personally use ho when the need arises, but since the person who did my sig pic used hoe I used hoe in that instance.

I win and you, my friend, lose.


When I see you asking, 'Are you a white hoe?', I can't help but get this thought in my mind that you're asking her if she's a gardening instrument.

Ask her if she's a white ho, and you're asking her, 'You easy, bitch?'.

I am superior. My knowledge of 'street lingo' supercedes your own.

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-16-2003 02:24:04 AM
I enjoy computers, Physics, Math, reading, and making n00bs run away crying.
Veni, vidi, vici
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 02:24:46 AM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Pirotess:
When I see you asking, 'Are you a white hoe?', I can't help but get this thought in my mind that you're asking her if she's a gardening instrument.

Ask her if she's a white ho, and you're asking her, 'You easy, bitch?'.

I am superior. My knowledge of 'street lingo' supercedes your own.


I, however, have actually been on the "streets" and seen this "street lingo" you speak of in action outside of the latest fad on MTV. I still win.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:27:09 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Comrade Snoota said:
I, however, have actually been on the "streets" and seen this "street lingo" you speak of in action outside of the latest fad on MTV. I still win.

Dude, I cruise the streets all the time.

Well, okay, I drive down to the theater district to watch anime at one of the 'alternative' theaters that usually runs foreign films.

But I saw the Cowboy Bebop movie there on friday.

So, by virtue of seeing the cowboy bebop movie on friday, I win.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 02:29:03 AM
quote:
Khyron painfully thought these words up:
So, by virtue of seeing the cowboy bebop movie on friday, I win.

I saw it two weeks ago.

You just keep settin' 'em up, and I keep on knockin' 'em down!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 06-16-2003 02:29:52 AM
... you people are all insane, I'm gona go be angsty in a corner and talk to myself...
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:30:44 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I saw it two weeks ago.

You just keep settin' 'em up, and I keep on knockin' 'em down!


Friday is more recent than two weeks ago.

Plus, I watched a few episodes of it today. Episode 11, the one with the lobster fridge, is cool.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 02:32:30 AM
quote:
Khyron had this to say about Captain Planet:
Friday is more recent than two weeks ago.

Plus, I watched a few episodes of it today. Episode 11, the one with the lobster fridge, is cool.


But I saw it first. Thus, I win!

I watched some episodes today, too. I'm up to number 10. Just started on the series like three days ago and don't have a lot of time to watch them.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:36:43 AM
quote:
Comrade Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
But I saw it first. Thus, I win!

I watched some episodes today, too. I'm up to number 10. Just started on the series like three days ago and don't have a lot of time to watch them.


My favorite is probably episode... I think it's 17. Mushroom Samba. It's fucking hilarious.

There's just something obscenely funny about Jet waking up to find a tube of lipstick in each hand and his face covered with red.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-16-2003 02:41:36 AM
The Lobster-Fridge one I found to be pretty cool. Seemed like almost a spoof of the movie Alien.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Maradon!
posted 06-16-2003 02:42:19 AM
This n00b thread has been about one tenth as harsh as those posted by n00bs who were one tenth as irritating
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2003 02:42:53 AM
quote:
Khyron's account was hax0red to write:

But I saw the Cowboy Bebop movie there on friday.

So, by virtue of seeing the cowboy bebop movie on friday, I win.


Which theater? Tower? I want to see this movie.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 02:43:08 AM
quote:
Bill was naked while typing this:
This n00b thread has been about one tenth as harsh as those posted by n00bs who were one tenth as irritating

I'm reading The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy right now so I'm in a good mood.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:43:33 AM
quote:
Black Mage's account was hax0red to write:
The Lobster-Fridge one I found to be pretty cool. Seemed like almost a spoof of the movie Alien.

It was pretty cool. Weird, but cool. Space-salmonella, y0.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-16-2003 02:44:01 AM
1. Technically, "Hos" would likely be pronounced similar to "Hoss" or "Hoz". Adding an E before the S ensures the preservation of the Long Vowel sound of the O. In addendum, since "Hoes" is, broadly speaking, an abbreviation of a word, the more letters you retain, the more correct it is. Since "Hoes" is only two letters shy (an unnecessary letter and an audible letter the lack of which brings us the entire need to abbreviate in the first place) "Hoes" is still the more accurate term. Hence, Snoota is still correct.

awwww yeah dig that "Future English Teacher" power!

2. New Girl: You don't have to post a thread every time you think of something interesting to say. You're allowed to reply to your own thread. Welcome to the boards, though...hope you like it here.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 02:44:01 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Comrade Snoota wrote:
I'm reading The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy right now so I'm in a good mood.

Ever played the game?

It's a bitch.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 03:00:52 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael attempted to be funny by writing:
1. Technically, "Hos" would likely be pronounced similar to "Hoss" or "Hoz". Adding an E before the S ensures the preservation of the Long Vowel sound of the O. In addendum, since "Hoes" is, broadly speaking, an abbreviation of a word, the more letters you retain, the more correct it is. Since "Hoes" is only two letters shy (an unnecessary letter and an audible letter the lack of which brings us the entire need to abbreviate in the first place) "Hoes" is still the more accurate term. Hence, Snoota is still correct.

awwww yeah dig that "Future English Teacher" power!

2. New Girl: You don't have to post a thread every time you think of something interesting to say. You're allowed to reply to your own thread. Welcome to the boards, though...hope you like it here.


I can't beleive that Deth is siding with the panda killer over me

I don't kill pandas! I get them drunk then set them in a pit and let them fight in a battle to determine who will be the true panda king!

Addy
posted 06-16-2003 03:08:11 AM
Just wanted to post some information ("Netiquette") for this new girl. Please read it.

quote:
Rule 4: Respect other people's time and bandwidth

It's a cliché that people today seem to have less time than ever before, even though (or perhaps because) we sleep less and have more labor-saving devices than our grandparents did. When you send email or post to a discussion group, you're taking up other people's time (or hoping to). It's your responsibility to ensure that the time they spend reading your posting isn't wasted.

The word "bandwidth" is sometimes used synonymously with time, but it's really a different thing. Bandwidth is the information-carrying capacity of the wires and channels that connect everyone in cyberspace. There's a limit to the amount of data that any piece of wiring can carry at any given moment -- even a state-of-the-art fiber-optic cable. The word "bandwidth" is also sometimes used to refer to the storage capacity of a host system. When you accidentally post the same note to the same newsgroup five times, you are wasting both time (of the people who check all five copies of the posting) and bandwidth (by sending repetitive information over the wires and requiring it to be stored somewhere).

You are not the center of cyberspace

Presumably, this reminder will be superfluous to most readers. But I include it anyway, because when you're working hard on a project and deeply involved in it, it's easy to forget that other people have concerns other than yours. So don't expect instant responses to all your questions, and don't assume that all readers will agree with -- or care about -- your passionate arguments.

Rules for discussion groups

Rule 4 has a number of implications for discussion group users. Most discussion group readers are already spending too much time sitting at the computer; their significant others, families, and roommates are drumming their fingers, wondering when to serve dinner, while those network maniacs are catching up on the latest way to housebreak a puppy or cook zucchini.

And many news-reading programs are slow, so just opening a posted note or article can take a while. Then the reader has to wade through all the header information to get to the meat of the message. No one is pleased when it turns out not to be worth the t rouble. See "Netiquette for Discussion Groups" on page 65 for detailed rules.

To whom should messages be directed? (Or why "mailing list" could become a dirty word)

In the old days, people made copies with carbon paper. You could only make about five legible copies. So you thought good and hard about who you wanted to send those five copies to.

Today, it's as easy to copy practically anyone on your mail as it is not to. And we sometimes find ourselves copying people almost out of habit. In general, this is rude. People have less time than ever today, precisely because they have so much informati on to absorb. Before you copy people on your messages, ask yourself whether they really need to know. If the answer is no, don't waste their time. If the answer is maybe, think twice before you hit the send key.


quote:
Rule 5: Make yourself look good online

Take advantage of your anonymity

I don't want to give the impression that the net is a cold, cruel place full of people who just can't wait to insult each other. As in the world at large, most people who communicate online just want to be liked. Networks -- particularly discussion groups -- let you reach out to people you'd otherwise never meet. And none of them can see you. You won't be judged by the color of your skin, eyes, or hair, your weight, your age, or your clothing.

You will, however, be judged by the quality of your writing. For most people who choose to communicate online, this is an advantage; if they didn't enjoy using the written word, they wouldn't be there. So spelling and grammar do count.

If you're spending a lot of time on the net and you're shaky in these areas, it's worth brushing up on them. There are plenty of books available, but you'll learn more -- and possibly have more fun -- if you take a course. If you're an older adult , you d on't have to take a "bonehead grammar" course with a bunch of bored teenagers. Instead, look for courses on proofreading and copyediting; they usually cover the basic rules of grammar pretty thoroughly, and they'll be filled with motivated students who ar e there because they want to be. Check your local community college and university extension catalogs -- you'll be amazed at what they offer. A side benefit is that taking courses involves meeting people you can actually see.

Know what you're talking about and make sense

Pay attention to the content of your writing. Be sure you know what you're talking about -- when you see yourself writing "it's my understanding that" or "I believe it's the case," ask yourself whether you really want to post this note before checking you r facts. Bad information propagates like wildfire on the net. And once it's been through two or three iterations, you get the same distortion effect as in the party game "Operator": Whatever you originally said may be unrecognizable. (Of course, you could take this as a reason not to worry about the accuracy of your postings. But you're only responsible for what you post yourself, not for what anyone else does with it.)

In addition, make sure your notes are clear and logical. It's perfectly possible to write a paragraph that contains no errors in grammar or spelling, but still makes no sense whatsoever. This is most likely to happen when you're trying to impress someone by using a lot of long words that you don't really understand yourself. Trust me -- no one worth impressing will be impressed. It's better to keep it simple.

Don't post flame-bait

Finally, be pleasant and polite. Don't use offensive language, and don't be confrontational for the sake of confrontation.

Q. Is swearing acceptable on the net?

Only in those areas where sewage is considered an art form, e.g., the USENET newsgroup alt.tasteless. Usually, if you feel that cursing in some form is required, it's preferable to use amusing euphemisms like "effing" and "sugar." You may also use the cla ssic asterisk filler -- for example, s***. The archness is somehow appropriate to the net, and you avoid offending anyone needlessly. And everyone will know exactly what you mean.


EDIT: Emphasized most important part.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Addy ]

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2003 03:12:57 AM
AND THE UNWRITTEN RULE:

"If a lot of people tell you to shut your fucking dumb n00b ass up, you better shove your head up your anus and sew your sphincter shut for your own best interest."

Puggy
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 03:16:38 AM
What is going on...

Unless all of you just got laid there is something very strange going on here...

Have you lost your flamethrowers?

Addy
posted 06-16-2003 03:19:47 AM
quote:
Puggy the Squirrel had this to say about Captain Planet:
What is going on...

Unless all of you just got laid there is something very strange going on here...

Have you lost your flamethrowers?


The real question is:

Is it worth our time flaming her?

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 06-16-2003 04:31:48 AM
quote:
Gadani Aerofist stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Welcome to EC .

Unfortunately for you, most people here like flaming new people for no reason at all. Don't take it personally just because they are assholes.

Enjoy your stay!



edit: I had a rather helpful and nice post and a welcome posted here..

then I saw the messageboard spamming... Monkeypox wasn't even that bad.

[ 06-16-2003: Message edited by: Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 06-16-2003 08:31:24 AM
In no particuler order

Music
Compy gmaes
Concerts (moshign and crowdsurfing= )
Anime
Moives
Comics
Manga


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-16-2003 08:37:54 AM
Okay, I wasn't going to do this, but then I read the other frivolous nonsense Erica posted.

(*throws Erica.Keena into the active volcano*)

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 06-16-2003 08:50:29 AM
Hihihi new person! ^.^

<dances and frolics around this thread, handing out delicious cookies>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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