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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-27-2003 09:40:02 AM
So if you're a guy, you're a girl. If you're a girl. You're a guy.

START
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LOL my boobs are huge!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-27-2003 09:45:21 AM
Mmmmh, I could do with a nice, big, pair of squishy.... cookies!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Sean
posted 03-27-2003 09:46:47 AM
I will never leave my room again.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 03-27-2003 09:47:41 AM
I'M FAT
hey
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-27-2003 09:49:09 AM
quote:
McGiantt had this to say about Cuba:
I'M FAT

LETS GET READY TO LOOK SO GOOD!

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 03-27-2003 09:52:44 AM
That would make me an incredibly camp male.

*lisps* I'm juth thuper though!

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Cheese
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 09:58:41 AM
Wheee! *jumps on other random males*
**~*Pink Sugar Heart Attack!*~**
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 10:11:46 AM
quote:
DƒU said this about your mom:
I will never leave my room again.


And if I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body then....

http://www.bloodfin.net
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-27-2003 10:14:25 AM
Sweet sweet cheese @_@
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-27-2003 10:15:57 AM
*diatribe about his period*
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-27-2003 10:18:29 AM
quote:
Karnaj painfully thought these words up:
*diatribe about his period*

For some reason, when I saw "In this thread, you are the opposite gender" and the last reply was by Karnaj, I was afraid to click the thread for obvious reasons.

I see I was right, but at least he didn't go into detail. phew

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-27-2003 10:21:34 AM
I was gonna add, "NOW WILL SOMEBODY GET ME A FUCKING TAMPON, PLEASE?" but I thought it would be in poor taste.

Yup.

Oh. Shit.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-27-2003 11:26:11 AM
I think Liam is hot.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 11:26:38 AM
quote:
DƒU probably says this to all the girls:
I will never leave my room again.

Yep, that's about the sum of it.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 03-27-2003 11:28:54 AM
Arttemis Someone Else is hot too.

[ 03-27-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-27-2003 11:56:19 AM
I was actually genderless from the getgo, does this mean I'm a hermaphrodite now?

Perhaps I should put some pants on...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 12:26:30 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
I was actually genderless from the getgo, does this mean I'm a hermaphrodite now?

Perhaps I should put some pants on...

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-27-2003 12:30:25 PM
Wait, if Blindy is a girl in this thread...would s/he have CD burners shoved down his/her bra?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 12:36:35 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
I was actually genderless from the getgo, does this mean I'm a hermaphrodite now?

Perhaps I should put some pants on...

With that Microphone Hair, it better be some bell bottoms Don't forget the platforms! *plays some Bee Gee's albums*

http://www.bloodfin.net
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-27-2003 03:03:04 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Azrael Heavenblade wrote:
Wait, if Blindy is a girl in this thread...would s/he have CD burners shoved down his/her bra?

more like 100 cd spindles.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-27-2003 03:39:27 PM
QUICKLY! TO THE BATHROOM! ALL OF US AT ONCE! WE MUST PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF THE MALE PHALLUS CONSPIRACY!
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Sinice Aralund
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 03:43:09 PM
When I asked IRC what sort of man I would be...

They replied: "Lemmy."

Rather flattering.

She cried out in a loud voice, "Mother, into your hands I commend my spirit";
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BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-27-2003 03:45:24 PM
quote:
DƒU had this to say about (_|_):
I will never leave my room again.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
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Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 03:46:26 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
QUICKLY! TO THE BATHROOM! ALL OF US AT ONCE! WE MUST PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF THE MALE PHALLUS CONSPIRACY!

ROFL!! Hadn't thought of that! Bless you Ja'Deth!

http://www.bloodfin.net
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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-27-2003 03:47:18 PM
"Damn it, the batteries ran out of this thing again..."

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-27-2003 03:48:35 PM
*Pulls out a huge collection of shoujo manga and starts reading*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 03-27-2003 04:00:25 PM
I'm totally crushing!

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Mightion Defensor
posted 03-27-2003 04:02:47 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
I'm totally crushing!

* hands Miss Parcelan a diet soda

More of these should help.

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Led
*kaboom*
posted 03-27-2003 04:18:07 PM
MY BEARD IS ON FIER#!%??
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Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 03-27-2003 05:11:18 PM
looks at title damnit
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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 03-27-2003 05:42:44 PM
*gathers up skin mags, pr0n dvds, an industrial size bottle of lotion, and an extra-large box of kleenex*


Be out in a week!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Steven Steve
posted 03-27-2003 05:52:09 PM
I HAVE A CRUSH ON EVERY BOY
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-27-2003 05:53:33 PM
*Gathers up a cheerleading outfit, a trampoline, and a large mirror*

Be out in a week!!

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-27-2003 05:53:35 PM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
*gathers up skin mags, pr0n dvds, an industrial size bottle of lotion, and an extra-large box of kleenex*


Be out in a week five minutes!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 03-27-2003 06:57:03 PM
10 plats for cybar prz
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Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 07:12:10 PM
quote:
So quoth Nwist, Baby:
10 plats for cybar prz

You're supposed to be the OPPOSITE gender, remember?

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 07:37:46 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
QUICKLY! TO THE BATHROOM! ALL OF US AT ONCE! WE MUST PLOT THE DOWNFALL OF THE MALE PHALLUS CONSPIRACY!

*dies laughing*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 03-27-2003 07:44:35 PM
I'd act differently? I'm fairly sure I act rather androgynously.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-27-2003 07:45:37 PM
quote:
Xyrra wrote this stupid crap:
*gathers up skin mags, pr0n dvds, an industrial size bottle of lotion, and an extra-large box of kleenex*

Who needs pr0n dvds when you got me and my sexy sexy body to pose for you? I mean... take a look at these breasts!!

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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 03-27-2003 07:52:22 PM
i've got breasts. i sigtest.
and again.

[ 03-27-2003: Message edited by: Auryfolf ]

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