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Topic: Attention Gladiators!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-10-2002 07:33:53 PM
TO ALL WHO HAVE SIGNED UP FOR PARCELAN'S DEATHMATCH EXTRAORDINAIRE:

The current line-up of Gladiators looks something like this:

In the Novice class:
1. Anklebitur D'Gnome
2. ImNotTrent
3. Lenlalron
4. Black Mage
5. Ruvyen Warblade

In the Adventurer class:
1. Geeorn
2. Elethi
3. Khyron
4. Ozimander
5. Naimah
6. Arttemis the Twink
7. Giantt
8. Waisztarroz
9. Ferret

In the Veteran class:
1. Ford Prefect
2. Elvish Crack Piper

Keep in mind, registration for the event is open until the day before the event (next weekend, Saturday 23rd). Feel free to sign up by then.

Character Registration

1. Create your character. Choose race (only PHB races), class (PHB classes only, no multiclassing), skills, feats, spells (if applicable) and general poostuff.

2. Do not choose any equipment. All equipment will be issued to you on the day before the event.

3. You will need to adjust your level depending on what class you are in.

3a. If you are in the Novice class: Make your character level 1 if it is of the Warrior class (Fighter, Ranger, Paladin, Barbarian) or if it is of the Priest Class (Cleric, Druid, Monk).

Make your character level 2 if it is of the Sneak Class (Bard or Rogue).

Make your character level 3 if it is of the Spellcaster Class (Sorceror or Wizard).

3b. If you are in the Adventurer Class: Make your character level 5 if it is a Warrior, Priest or Sneak. Make your character level 6 if it is a Spellcaster.

3c. If you are in the Veteran Class: Make your character level 10, regardless of class.

4. Get your character sheet to me somehow. Preferrably, I would like it if you could DCC it to me in IRC chat somehow. If not, try PMing it to me.

NOTICE OF IMPORT:

-If there is too many of one class, I may ask you to change your character. It is wise for you to get your sheet to me early, so if it needs to be changed, then it shall not be too late.

General Guidelines

-The events are about 50% physical and 50% mental. Make sure you aren't caught unawares.

-Aside from the Death Match at the end, there will be no interaction between you and the other Gladiators.

-Whining is strictly prohibited. Should you do something to displease the DM, you shall be issued a warning, and then shot if the problem continues.

-Everyone is free to come and watch the events.

-The IRC room shall be issued a day or two before the events occur.

-If there is a problem, contact me.

We look forward to the day, Gladiators.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-10-2002 07:40:12 PM
quote:
1. Create your character. Choose race (only PHB races), class (PHB classes only, no multiclassing), skills, feats, spells (if applicable) and general poostuff.

Like Dilbert's PHB? Explain please.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-10-2002 07:51:28 PM
PHB = 3rd Edition Players Handbook
MM = Monster Manual
DMG = Dungeon Master's Guide
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 02-10-2002 08:00:37 PM
How do we roll stats?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-10-2002 08:34:10 PM
Use the standard PHB method. 4d6, discount lowest, add remainders up.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD SIGN UP
-Lashanna
-Katrinity
-Falaanla
-Ja`Deth

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 02-10-2002 08:39:08 PM
Has no PHB... The one she has is 1st ed from the 70s.

Cries

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-10-2002 10:43:24 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Use the standard PHB method. 4d6, discount lowest, add remainders up.

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD SIGN UP
-Lashanna
-Katrinity
-Falaanla
-Ja`Deth



Maybe ill sign up, maybe not.

I get a feeling parce just wants to smash me to dust, though

Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-11-2002 07:38:20 AM
Someone here (Kegwen?) posted a link to a PDF version of the PHB and DMG. I'm sure the temporary use of this version could be covered under "loaning a friend your copy"
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-11-2002 07:43:31 AM
I never could get into D&D. I mean, where are all the pictures?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-11-2002 07:54:44 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about John Romero:
I never could get into D&D. I mean, where are all the pictures?

In your head.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-11-2002 09:49:06 AM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Captain Planet:
Has no PHB... The one she has is 1st ed from the 70s.

Cries


*Hugs Gikkwiny*

First edition is still fun! It's what I normally play!

Kanid
BANNED
posted 02-11-2002 10:26:36 AM
http://kegwen.homestead.com/files/dnd3e_corecomponents.pdf
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-11-2002 01:45:07 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:

Maybe ill sign up, maybe not.

I get a feeling parce just wants to smash me to dust, though


Funny that's the feeling I get.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Rolin
Pancake
posted 02-11-2002 01:53:40 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Robocop:
I get a feeling parce just wants to smash me to dust, though
Look at the sign-ups for veteran class. It's just me and ECP in there. Methinks the Parcelan is looking for more challengers at the challenge-seeker level of difficulty.

And, of course, you're not alone. Anyone who'd fall into the "veteran" class will probably expect to get the living **** beaten out of their character by the GM.

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
keep them doggies rollin'
boy my ass is swolen, rawhide!

The universe is obsolete.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 02-11-2002 02:37:45 PM
Hey, Parce, switch me over to the Vet class.

I'm not afraid to get my arse whupped. ^_^

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-11-2002 03:27:30 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Use the standard PHB method. 4d6, discount lowest, add remainders up.
You're digging yourself a deep hole by not using point buy. But hey, who am I to argue
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-11-2002 06:38:40 PM
his party he'll handle it how he likes.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-11-2002 06:58:05 PM
Does he like cheesecake? If he attacks us with a giant cheesecake, I will have a much higher opinion of him.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-11-2002 07:28:12 PM
alright then, bump me up to Vet.

i'm not really, but i'll do what i do best, "wing it". just this time, no going outside of my abilities.

stretching the rules is fine, breaking them is not.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-11-2002 07:32:38 PM
I'm still waiting to see Hireko on the Veteran list.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 02-11-2002 07:34:21 PM
Pffft.

Bump me up to that so called 'veteran' class. I'll show the peeps whats up.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-11-2002 08:45:19 PM
quote:
Kanid thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
http://kegwen.homestead.com/files/dnd3e_corecomponents.pdf

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-11-2002 10:18:02 PM
Okay, it seems this Saturday won't be the 23rd (thank you, Demitri! ) but the 16th.

So, this is when it all begins.

Notes of Import

-Geeorn, I assume you'll be available for that weekend.

-Ruvyen: Your character sheet no longer exists. Please rewrite it in MS Word and send it to me again.

-Anklebitur, ImNotTrent, Arttemis, and Lenlalron: Your characters have been recorded and you are fully ready to fight.

-The rest of you, turn 'em in soon.

-Events are currently being planned as we speak! Look forward to 'em!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 02-11-2002 10:24:08 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Okay, it seems this Saturday won't be the 23rd (thank you, Demitri! ) but the 16th.

YOU SAID NEXT SATURDAY. YOU DID NOT ASK FOR THE DATE OF THIS SATURDAY!

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Zalathar Cevalkier
Pancake
posted 02-12-2002 07:02:28 AM
What time will the festivities begin?
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-12-2002 01:21:41 PM
ok then, i'll be here.

i'll whip up a Geeorn on the Char Creation program from the PHB unless you have any objections.

if you do then i'll roll one out maually.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-12-2002 03:02:49 PM
quote:
Zalathar Cevalkier had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What time will the festivities begin?
Please include time zone

[ 02-12-2002: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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