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Poll: Choose your answer to Mortious
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Topic: Should Mortious visit Parcelan at Eastercon?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-03-2010 07:09:05 AM
Should Mortious, a man with an abundance of money and nothing to do, visit Parcelan at Eastercon?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-03-2010 08:28:40 AM
He'd probably tell you about the time a giant surfer dude buttfucked him. Are you sure you want that?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-03-2010 10:41:08 AM
quote:
Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
He'd probably tell you about the time a giant surfer dude buttfucked him. Are you sure you want that?

Wouldn't that be the main reason to meet Mort in first place?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Nina
posted 02-03-2010 11:26:43 AM
The buttfucking, or being told about it?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-03-2010 11:50:29 AM
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-03-2010 12:19:41 PM
quote:
Nina spewed forth this undeniable truth:
The buttfucking, or being told about it?

I guess that depends on wether you're a surfer dude or not.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-03-2010 03:28:16 PM
If you told me when, where, etc I'll think about it.

No promises. I'm going to be very busy with several midland auctions.

Greenlit
posted 02-03-2010 05:34:01 PM
I am the lone dissenter. Fuck you all.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-03-2010 05:35:07 PM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I am the lone dissenter. Fuck you all.

What?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Addy
posted 02-09-2010 05:51:13 PM
Fuck you Parce, go to the fucking Mall of America

And you ignore me on Twitter

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-09-2010 09:42:55 PM
What am I supposed to say to accusations that I've sold out because I make tacos instead of nachos?
Addy
posted 02-10-2010 12:06:33 AM
Every girl likes hearing that they are right
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-10-2010 04:49:18 AM
quote:
This one time, at Addy camp:
Every girl likes hearing that they are right

That's the problem; most men aren't good liars.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-10-2010 12:31:24 PM
quote:
Tarquinn said:
That's the problem; most men aren't good liars.

And by definition of the fact that logic bounces off them, most girls aren't right.

It's lose-lose for the man.

All times are US/Eastern
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