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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-02-2010 08:17:04 AM
its very nature requires it to be eaten
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Greenlit
posted 02-02-2010 03:19:43 PM
you don't shun a tart

but you do bag dat shit unless you want syphilis

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Bloodsage
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posted 02-02-2010 04:08:34 PM
Ah, Grasshoppah, I was once naïve, as you are now. I saw a tart--nay! the royal king of all cherry tarts--once, and decided that, oh yes, that would be mine. Whole cherries glistening with sweet glaze lined up like so many succulent soldiers on a field of golden pastry crust. It was the most perfect tart evar.

Ah, and the taste when I bit into it! Symphonies of sweet! Arias of something that starts with a but isn't aroma because I'm talking about taste. The juice, so thick and sweet. Marie said to let them eat cake so she could keep the tarts to herself, yes she did!

Then I chewed...and realized that the French don't pit the cherries before making tarts. Cracked a molar I did, hmmm.

Stupid French.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-02-2010 04:16:18 PM
(I only like strawberry tart.)
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Bloodsage
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posted 02-02-2010 04:20:58 PM
Well said. The pits are much more manageable.

Edit: you Canookians should see what I did there, hur.

Bloodsage fucked around with this message on 02-02-2010 at 04:21 PM.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-02-2010 05:02:57 PM
quote:
Bloodsage said:
Stupid French.

Quoting this.

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Callalron
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posted 02-03-2010 11:56:28 AM
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Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
Stupid French.

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