except for jay leno
nothing can save fallon
Leno is Marie Antoinette.
Conan to NBC: Fucking sweet no prob.
At this time Jay Leno has Law & Order, ER, and some other highly rated shows just before his show. This gives him a nice lead of ratings.
*5 years pass, Conan now starts The Tonight Show after everyone has moved, Jay Leno takes the 10pm time slow with his new show*
Jay Leno's show tanks in ratings as consistently the lowest rated show in the 10pm time slot, giving Conan no lead in.
Conan's ratings aren't as good as Jay's when he was doing the Tonight Show despite his show being so much funnier.
NBC breaches Conan's contract and moves Jay Leno back to The Tonight Show, makes The Tonight Show thirty minutes long instead of one hour, and moves Conan to the other thirty minutes to fill in.
Conan says 'Fuck You and thanks for making my entire crew move from New York to LA for 7 months so you can kick us in the balls because Jay Leno's show sucked so much shit it rolled over onto me'
Conan is off the air as of next week, to be replaced by Jay Leno.
The Old Guard that desperately needs to move on for the betterment of the rest of us doesn't want to relinquish their power.
Only instead of Rich Old Guys making decisions ruining a country, it's Rich Old Guys that nobody cared about for the last decade Jeff Zucker and Jay Leno making decisions ruining NBC.
watch the show on Hulu tomorrow if you missed it earlier
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