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Topic: ITT, TMNT porn (2.64MB embedded video)
Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 08:16:34 PM
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-22-2003 08:17:46 PM
dude wtf
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 08:19:43 PM
...You can't be serious.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn??

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 10-22-2003 08:21:45 PM
HAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMGWTF HILARIOUS!
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-22-2003 08:22:23 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 10-22-2003 08:22:40 PM
What the fuck?
I can't believe I watched that.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 10-22-2003 08:23:28 PM
._0

*TWITCH*

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-22-2003 08:24:35 PM
I'm fucking SCARRED FOR LIFE HERE MAN.

[ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 10-22-2003 08:25:07 PM
GET THE BLEACH
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-22-2003 08:25:34 PM
I laughed far too hard at that.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 10-22-2003 08:29:24 PM
The scene where she rides him down the stairs. HILARITY.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-22-2003 08:29:34 PM
I'm not sure if I want my eyes any more. This is worse than Disney porn.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Valso
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 08:32:05 PM
quote:
Naj wrote this stupid crap:
What the fuck?
I can't believe I watched that.

(blank)
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 08:36:23 PM
Omg, that cracked me up! *wipes tears away*
Feed my hungry soul.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 10-22-2003 08:36:35 PM
I don't want my eyes anymore.
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 10-22-2003 08:37:08 PM
quote:
Warlord Darius enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
The scene where she rides him down the stairs. HILARITY.

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-22-2003 08:46:04 PM
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Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-22-2003 08:52:06 PM
quote:
Warlord Darius had this to say about (_|_):
The scene where she rides him down the stairs. HILARITY.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-22-2003 08:52:56 PM
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 10-22-2003 09:10:06 PM
I always knew Krang was gay. I mean, look at his robot body.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 10-22-2003 09:17:09 PM
Now I remember why this board SCARES me.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 09:17:55 PM
quote:
Warlord Darius had this to say about (_|_):
The scene where she rides him down the stairs. HILARITY.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 10-22-2003 09:37:24 PM
uh... sure... O_o
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ryuujin
posted 10-22-2003 09:47:28 PM
Krang: "Come in my moouutth"

ROFL

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 10-22-2003 10:14:23 PM
BAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH


I have to agree. Her riding him down the stairs was funny as hell.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ryutsuke
Pancake
posted 10-22-2003 10:23:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAA

Now that was funny as hell.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 10-22-2003 10:50:54 PM
I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE...

edit: Damn you, Aury.

[ 10-22-2003: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]

Suddar
posted 10-22-2003 10:55:10 PM
Jesus, wtf, these were my childhood idols.
nem-x
posted 10-22-2003 11:36:38 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-22-2003 11:37:32 PM
.....
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-23-2003 12:02:50 AM
quote:
Suddar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Jesus, wtf, these were my childhood idols.

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 10-23-2003 12:04:16 AM
Maradon!
posted 10-23-2003 12:07:32 AM
HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOH JESUS FUCK I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SIG PIC
Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 10-23-2003 12:09:09 AM
quote:
Maradon! wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOH JESUS FUCK I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SIG PIC

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-23-2003 12:12:29 AM
quote:
Verily, Maradon! doth proclaim:
HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOH JESUS FUCK I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SIG PIC

ahahahahaaha

"On a scale of one to Ke$ha, how trashy is it to drink Miller Lite out of those punch top cans?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-23-2003 12:17:11 AM
quote:
Ever a paragon of knowledge, Maradon! said:
HAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOH JESUS FUCK I HAVE TO CHANGE MY SIG PIC

Only if someone changes their sigpic to Michaelangelo.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 10-23-2003 12:17:32 AM
You said it before I could Maradon.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 10-23-2003 02:28:02 AM
quote:
Kahuna Ryuu probably says this to all the girls:
Krang: "Come in my moouutth"

ROFL


That was fucking hysterical

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 10-23-2003 04:13:13 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
I laughed far too hard at that.
Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 10-23-2003 05:33:21 AM
I only got the audio, and that makes me happy.
"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
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